Jessica goes Country

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Casey Aldridge Refuses to Sign Prenup

It's KFED Jr.

Happy Birthday Clint

"Burning Down the House"

50 Cent's home in New York went up in flames early this morning and was completely destroyed. five oh's 10-year-old son, Marquise, and his ex-girlfriend, Shaniqua Tompkins were sent to the hospital for smoke inhalation along with 4 other people. They were treated and released. The Fire Department Chief doesn't think the fire was accident.
story w/video HERE

There is always a safety issue with crack pipes...when will people LEARN?

Three Hours with Photoshop

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SarahJessicaParkerLooksLikeAHorse.com

Go ahead, you know you want to, click HERE.

Bobbing for Boobs

A recent study by Dr. Joanna Scurr, a leading authority on sports-related breast movement (seriously), found the speed at which your boobs bounce when you're running is more likely to cause breast damage than the amount that they wobble.
How did she figure that out? After having her subjects run on treadmills with sensors attached to their boobs, "She plotted the distance traveled by the breasts and calculated the speed at which they moved up and down, in and out and from side to side."
more HERE

Brazilian Splash

Gisele Bundchen is back in news, and this time its all for sexy and splashy reasons. The gorgeous 26-year-old Brazilian supermodel has stripped naked and been doused in water for a new sandals ad. more HERE

MGMT Feels Electric

A Reason to go to The Sturgis Rally 2008

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PLUS: Foghat, Alice Cooper, Kid Rock, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Shooter Jennings and ZZ Top...

'You're Too Pretty to Be a Lesbian' & Other Offensive Compliments

See them HERE

Osama Bin Laden Shot Dead...Again!

PATNA, India - An elephant named "Osama bin Laden" that has killed more than 11 people and injured dozens over the past few months was shot dead in Jharkhand, officials said on Saturday.
Reuters report HERE

...the thing is...back in 2006 a different rogue elephant also named Osama bin Laden was shot and killed in India...that story is HERE
...so we can only conclude that the Indian are either forgetful, not very creative...or...have a great sense of humor...

Did Angie Pop or Not?

Holy Moley!

LOS ANGELES - Two weeks after actress Angelina Jolie publicly acknowledged she was expecting twins with actor Brad Pitt, conflicting reports circulated on Friday about whether she had given birth to the couple's fifth and sixth children.
"Entertainment Tonight" said the Oscar-winning actress had given birth to the twins in France...A short time later People magazine disputed the ET story, quoting an unnamed representative for Jolie on its Web site as saying: "Angelina has not given birth. She is fine, enjoying her home and her family in France."
Another celebrity publication, Britain's NOW magazine, then reported the latest additions to the Jolie-Pitt clan had already been named Isla Marcheline and Amelie Jane.
Reuters report HERE

The Reality of Reality TV

People who watch a lot of reality TV mimic the behavior they see on the shows and try to become celebrities — on Facebook and other social-networking Web sites — in their own right, according to a new study.
The study, "We're All Stars Now: Reality Television, Web 2.0 and Mediated Identities," indicates an erosion of the distinction between the everyday world and the celebrity world, in which common people claim intimacy with the completely mediated identities of such celebrities as Britney Spears or Brad Pitt.
more HERE and HERE
PLUS...
Reality TV is rated as the second worst idea of all time behind the atom bomb, according to a survey.
BBC News report is HERE

Arabs ban sexy Austrian drink

Dubai. Austrian energy drink "Orgazma” has disappeared from the shelves in Dubai but officials are using a variety of excuses for the drinks disappearance.
more HERE

James Bond Bookcover Babes

Visual artist Michael Gillette has created covers for all of Ian Fleming's original novels, reissued by Penguin in new deluxe hardcover editions—for the UK market only, at least for the time being. more HERE

Hollywood's Secret Hottie

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Zooey Deschanel, the alternative darling—who rose to fame in Almost Famous—stars in M. Night Shyamalan’s new summer creep-fest, The Happening and has just made her first record as one half of She & Him, a duo she has formed with moody indie sensation M. Ward; their first album is entitled Volume One.
Ms. Deschanel's interview in the June/July 2008 issue of Blackbook magazine exposes the qualities that make her desirable...smart, witty, quirky and very talented...a true exquisite beauty...she's frickin' HOT! Okay?
interview HERE

Post-Punk/Avant-Garde/No Wave

No Wave is the first book to visually chronicle the collision of art and punk in the New York underground of 1976 to 1980. This in depth look at punk rock, new wave, experimental music, and the avant-garde art movement of the 70s and 80s focuses on the true architects of No Wave from James Chance to Lydia Lunch to Glenn Branca, as well as the luminaries that intersected the scene, such as David Byrne, Debbie Harry, Brian Eno, Iggy Pop, and Richard Hell.
Author Thurston Moore is one of the founding members of the iconic band Sonic Youth...
available HERE

Clogged in Space

CAPE CANAVERAL, Florida - As the countdown for Saturday's launch of space shuttle Discovery began on Wednesday, a key part for the International Space Station -- a new pump for the toilet -- was en route from Russia, NASA officials said.
The station's sole toilet has been causing headaches for the past week. The 29-pound (13-kg) pump is coming under diplomatic pouch from Russia.
How it works:
The toilet is operated by air pressure. A fan does the work that gravity does on the ground. Urine is sucked inside the toilet and is collected in a 20-liter container. When these are full they are discarded in the Progress. For collecting solid waste the toilet has plastic bags you place inside, and air is sucked through tiny holes in the bag. Everything gets collected in the bag (hopefully) and the bags self-close with an elastic string around the opening. You then push the closed bag through a hole into an aluminum container, and put a new bag in place for the next person.
Reuters report HERE
Slate HERE

Harvey Korman has Died

LOS ANGELES — Harvey Korman, the tall, versatile comedian who won four Emmys for his outrageously funny contributions to "The Carol Burnett Show" and on the big screen in "Blazing Saddles" (above), died after suffering complications from the rupture of an abdominal aortic aneurysm four months ago. He was 81.
more HERE
IMDB HERE

Bob Hope & JFK

John F. Kennedy and Bob Hope shared a birthday - May 29, 1917 & May 29, 1903 respectively...
In 1962 Mr. Hope received a Congressional Gold Medal...video HERE...other video HERE

Condi Rice is a Fraud

STOCKHOLM, Sweden — Secretary of State and George W. Bush apologist Condoleezza Rice on Thursday rejected allegations from ex-White House press secretary Scott McClellan who says the Bush administration misled the American public into going to war with Iraq in his newly released book entitled "What Happened: Inside the Bush White House and Washington's Culture of Deception".
Ms. Rice said, "I am not going to comment on a book that I haven't read," referring to McClellan's scathing memoir, proving that she speaks without collecting facts or even reading that which she is criticizing (remember that famous memo she conveniently never read?) suggesting what most of us assume is true...that she will protect George W. Bush at any cost, presumably for some twisted personal gain...
the story is HERE

Skeptics Mascot

Smooth Moves

America's Most Wanted

Famed Charles Manson prosecutor and #1 "New York Times"-bestselling author Vincent Bugliosi in his new book: ' The Prosecution of George W. Bush for Murder' argues there is overwhelming evidence President Bush took the nation to war in Iraq under false pretenses and must be held accountable for monumental crimes.

A November 15, 2005, editorial in the New York Times asked: "...if it's "obvious that the Bush administration misled Americans" in taking them to a war that tens of thousands of people have paid for with their lives, now what? No punishment? If not, under what theory?"

No concrete steps have been taken (except for Vermont) to charge Bush and Cheney, et al for the crimes they have committed. Is it because so many in Congress are arguably complicit? No stomach for another impeachment process? Yes, it appears we are going to let the mass murderer walk away from the crime with blood on his hands and his pension intact. It calls into question the character of the American public, that we will ignore this moral outrage and, what? Forget about it? I guess George W. Bush is the president we deserved.
more HERE
book available HERE

The Dirtiest Girl in Porn gets Press

An event called SEXPO wrapped up over the weekend in Adelaide, Australia...and although there was much to see and report on, it seems that Belladonna, the 'Dirtiest Girl in Porn', captivated a couple of reporters.
Excerpt:
I got chatting to the "dirtiest girl in porn", a relentlessly upbeat American called Belladonna.
You don't win a title like "the dirtiest girl in porn" without being, err, extremely flexible.

What she can do with a baseball bat would hit you out of the park.

My eyes kept wandering over her gap-toothed smile and thick makeup, while my inner prude kept screaming at me: "This girl has slept with more blokes than you've ever met in your entire life".
It was disconcerting, because she was so natural, easy, friendly and upfront about what she did.
She was the kinda girl you'd love to have a beer with.
more HERE and HERE

This year, Belladonna is nominated for "Favorite Female Performer", "Favorite Butt", "Favorite Director" and "Favorite Movie: Belladonna's Fetish Fanatic 5" at the FAME awards during Erotica L.A. cast your vote HERE

Spam Sales Surge

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Love it, hate it or laugh at it — at least it's inexpensive.
Sales of Spam — that much maligned meat — are rising as consumers are turning more to lunch meats and other lower-cost foods to extend their already stretched food budgets.
story is HERE

Rachael Ray Ads Yanked

Does Dunkin' Donuts really think its customers could mistake Rachael Ray for a terrorist sympathizer?
Dunkin' Donuts has pulled an online ad starring Rachael Ray after conservative bloggers led by Michelle Malkin suggested the scarf she wore in the ad looked like a keffiyeh, a traditional headdress worn by Arab men that some associate with jihad.
story is HERE

Jail For Sale

SKOWHEGAN, Maine - If you're in the market for a roomy brick-and-stone house — complete with some pretty impressive security features — look no further.
The Somerset County Jail in downtown Skowhegan is for sale. It has a price tag of $200,000.
story HERE

Listing: BUILT IN 1897 AND RENOVATED IN 1984 SOMERSET COUNTY JAIL HAS 2 FLOR AND BASEMENT, 1400 + SF AND LOCATED IN THE HEART OF DOWNTOWN SKOWHEGAN. NO ZONING OR PERMITTED USE RESTRICTIONS SETS THE STAGE FOR UNLIMITED POTENTIAL AREA IN NEED OF RESTAURANT/GALLERY. Realtor HERE

Cleaning Up

TAMPA, Florida — A nude maid stripped off her clothes and stripped a Florida homeowner of $40,000 in jewelry in a brazen robbery in the buff.
more HERE

...we only came up with two places she could've hidden that much jewelry...

Retrofitted for Revenge

If you thought Rose McGowan with the machine gun leg was something else, just wait till you feast your eyes on The Machine Girl! Yes, that’s right: A sweet Japanese teenage lass (Minase Yashiro) has been damaged beyond repair by the evil Yakuza, but with the help of a stump-mounted machine gun (and a whole bunch of other freaky weapons), this gal’s gonna have her revenge! And how! If more films were like this, fewer films would suck.
New York Times review HERE

Currently sold out due to unforeseen demand...pre-order HERE
Minase Yashiro sexy pics HERE
MySpace HERE
more HERE

It's My Party

The Libertarian Party on Sunday picked former Republican Representative Bob Barr to be its presidential candidate after six rounds of balloting.
Fourteen candidates ran for the nomination. Former Senator and Democratic presidential candidate Mike Gravel was defeated in the fourth round.
Barr left the GOP in 2006 over what he called bloated spending and civil liberties intrusions by the Bush administration.
story is HERE
more HERE

...even the Libertarians have their sh*t together...c'mon Democratic Party...don't blow it again!

WhiteHouse Rock - SuperDelegates

Pitt Family Rental - 3 years, $70 million

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt have signed a three-year lease for the 880-acre Chateau Miraval valued at $70 million on the French Riviera. more HERE

Tasty Tennis Tart Poses for Playboy

PARIS, France — America's Ashley Harkleroad was knocked out of the French Open by Serena Williams on Sunday but stole the headlines from her publicity-conscious compatriot by announcing she has posed for Playboy.
The blonde 22-year-old, who has endured a mediocre career on the women's tour and sits at 61 in the world, revealed she had agreed to the photoshoot while she lay in a hospital bed recovering from surgery.
story is HERE

Paula Abdul’s Idols

more HERE and HERE

The Little Man Defense

R. Kelly’s lawyer has suggested that the sex tape allegedly featuring the R&B star could have been created using the special effects technology from the film 'Little Man'.
Mr. Kelly, currently standing trial on child pornography charges, saw his lawyer argue to the court that a video showing him allegedly engaging in a sex act with an underage girl may have been tampered with using computer graphics.

During the defense’s cross examination of the victim’s friend, Kelly's lawyer asked the witness if she had seen the film 'Little Man'.

He said: “They put the head of Marlon Wayans on a midget and it looked real, didn’t it?” the witness replied “Not really!”, causing the courtroom to erupt into laughter.
more HERE

Witchy Woman

There's a Witchblade movie currently in production, set for release some time in 2009. And no, it's not a direct-to-DVD movie...more HERE

Wedding plans...or Pop Fiction?

AFTER parading their love around Cannes Film Festival like a pair of in-season baboons, Lindsay Lohan announces she’s getting hitched to celebrity DJ Samantha Ronson...more HERE
...pics are HERE
we wonder though...

Lindsay's daddy, Michael Lohan says YES , her mother, Dina and sister, Ali say NO!. Even Lindsay is in DENIAL
We think it's Ashton Kutcher and his goofy show Pop Fiction that takes the piss 'outa the paparazzi ...but we've been right and wrong BEFORE...

ALF Bloopers

Winehouse in Pampers

Amy Winehouse has been photographed apparently wearing diapers. The British pop wreck has had her moments of late and is furious with the paparazzi but, has she resorted to this as a joke or a trick or is it out of necessity? The pics have been published and are available at the Bild.de website. more HERE

The Joke is on you, TMZ...

Pete Wentz is funny.
He walked around yesterday with his new bumpy bride Ashlee Simpson wearing a paper plate on his face which read: "Your ad could be here... Email: Jon@douchebag.com."
more HERE
...uh...we're laughing WITH you...

'The Thriller' loves a Cage Fight

Michael Jackson was at the Ultimate Fighting Championship match at the MGM Grand in Las Vegas Saturday night, clad in his finest burka. It appears that he likes cage fighting!

MJ was rolled up to the event in a wheelchair... a real FREAK SHOW!!
more HERE

Jamie Lynn's Big Bump & Pumps

'lil momma looks hot in yellow pumps n' shades

Jamie Lynn Spears and Casey Aldridge are expected to move into their new home soon but still have not set a wedding date. "I don't want to get married with a big bump under my dress," a witness heard Jamie Lynn say while shopping. There are also whispers that tension remains between Jamie Lynn and her parents over the marriage.

However, her sister Britney is impressed with how well Jamie Lynn is coping. "I am so proud of my sister," Britney was recently overheard saying. "She seems to really have it all together." Uh-huh. Pregnant at seventeen is "together" for the Spears family?
more HERE

Golden Anniversary

On May 27, 1937, the Golden Gate Bridge opened in San Francisco, a stunning technological and artistic achievement after five years of construction. The bridge spans the Golden Gate Strait at the entrance to San Francisco Bay and connects San Francisco and Marin County.
learn more HERE

Television Premiere of 'Living Lohan'

The reality television show 'Living Lohan' premiered on E! TV last night...
The picture above is Nana Lohan...she's totally FINE...However, the show appears to be about Dina Lohan's obsession with seeing her name splattered on blogs and TMZ.com.
When she does, she threatens them...whoo hoo!
Her personal assistant's job appears to be hunting for references to the Lohan's name throughout media every morning so Dina can rant about them.
The look on the assistants' face is priceless...it's the "I GET PAID FOR THIS...?" look...

Lindsay isn't on the show but she's mentioned a gazillion times, she's called on the phone and pictures of her appear frequently...DUH!

The show is produced by the guys who own the Palms' Hotel in Vegas and while it's shot on the east coast they seem to get plenty of Vegas product placement...hummm...

PS: It's really hard to say which is worse, but the Denise Richards' SHOW?...OMG! ...it's all about pot belly pigs screwing and Denise wanting to be a WHORE...
The crews working these gigs must be asking themselves, "...why am I doing THIS instead of REAL TV...again...?" about 10,000 times a day...
Los Angeles Times article HERE

PSS: ...and a little shout out this morning to Dina Lohan's assistant..."Hi!", 'cause I know you're reading this...

R.I.P.: Potato King J.R. Simplot

BOISE, Idaho - J.R. Simplot, the billionaire founder of the Boise, Idaho-based agriculture business that bears his name and who helped make French fries a staple of the American diet and waistline, died on Sunday at the age of 99.
After pioneering the first commercial frozen French fry in the late 1940s, Simplot eventually became a major supplier of Idaho potatoes to McDonald's, Burger King and Wendy's.
obit HERE
learn more HERE

Sydney Pollack Dies

Sydney Pollack, who won an Academy Award as best director for "Out of Africa," died Monday of cancer at his home in Pacific Palisades, California. He was 73.
obit HERE
IMDB HERE

Weezer Channels YouTube

The Most Famous Breasts in Ireland

Claire Tully's breasts are marking out yet another milestone in Ireland. She is her first and only glamor model (that's glamor as in the polite way of saying topless; it has nothing to do with fox fur and false lashes). And as the only Irish woman ever to have graced Page Three, she has become a bit of a media sensation.
She is now, arguably, the owner of the most famous breasts in Ireland.
more HERE

John Wayne 1907 - 1979

official website HERE

Memorial Day 2008

No matter your ancestry, your race, color or creed...no matter your political ideology, your empathy or apathy...if you are American and understand the freedoms we enjoy and take for granted...if you realize that a group of visionaries adopted liberty and created the democratic republic we call home by declaring and scribing the Constitution of the United States of America...a document that has become the standard bearer of freedom, equality and humanity...then you cannot deny the memory of those that gave their lives...beyond bravery, beyond honor or duty...but a commitment to life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness...
Today we honor them and thank them for their sacrifice.

The Phoenix has Landed

Phoenix Spacecraft Reports Good Health After Mars Landing
The NASA spacecraft has sent pictures showing itself in good condition after making the first successful landing in a polar region of Mars.
Radio signals received May 25 at 4:53:44 p.m. Pacific Time (7:53:44 p.m. Eastern Time) confirmed that the Phoenix Mars Lander had survived its difficult final descent and touchdown 15 minutes earlier. In the intervening time, those signals crossed the distance from Mars to Earth at the speed of light. more HERE

The Blondes of Bill O'Reilly

O'Reilly likes them blonde as butter

Radar's unscientific survey of the Factor shows that the vast majority of women appearing on the show are as blonde as butter—from the Fox anchors to the random psychologists.

Italian Spiderman

Happy Birthday Frank Oz

Book of Seagal

Seagalogy: A Study of the Ass-Kicking Films of Steven Seagal
An in-depth study of the world's only aikido instructor turned movie star/director/writer/blues guitarist/energy drink inventor — the ass-kicking auteur Steven Seagal. From Above the Law to his Mountain Dew commercials, his entire career is covered in Vern’s inimitable style. released June 10, 2008.
pre-order HERE

Teenager Solves Plastic Problem

Plastic takes thousands of years to decompose -- but 16-year-old science fair contestant Daniel Burd made it happen in just three months. He uncovered two micro-organisms that caused the bags to decay 42 per cent in six weeks.
His project won the top prize at the Canada-Wide Science Fair in Ottawa. He came back with a long list of awards, including a $10,000 prize, a $20,000 scholarship, and recognition that he has found a practical way to help the environment.
MotherJones article HERE

Miles Davis 1926 - 1991

more HERE
official website HERE

Naughty Miley Cyrus Syndrome

It seems Miley Cyrus can't help herself; her compulsive naughtiness has surfaced once again. Fresh off her earlier scandals where she had several snaps of her in provocative poses leak onto the internet and the topless scandal from the Vanity Fair magazine photo shoot.
New photos have leaked online...reportedly taken for Jonas Brothers star Nick Jonas.
story is HERE
more HERE and HERE

Comic Legend Dick Martin has Died

LOS ANGELES — Dick Martin, the zany half of the comedy team whose "Rowan and Martin's Laugh-In" took television by storm in the 1960s, making stars of Goldie Hawn and Lily Tomlin and creating such national catch-phrases as "Sock it to me!" has died. He was 86.
obit HERE
IMDB HERE

Big Bob's Birthday

Undercover Greenies

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If you didn't already know, the worst-kept secret in rock history: Green Day are, in fact, the Foxboro Hot Tubs.
MySpace HERE

Callous Clinton Clearly Koo-Koo

Senator Hillary Rodham Clinton quickly apologized Friday after citing the June 1968 assassination of Robert F. Kennedy as a reason to remain in the race for the Democratic presidential nomination despite increasingly long odds.
"I regret that if my referencing that moment of trauma for our entire nation and in particular the Kennedy family was in any way offensive. I certainly had no intention of that whatsoever," the former first lady said.
Los Angeles Times report HERE
watch the video HERE

Mike Goodwin at the New York Daily News said it best..."What we have seen is 'an X-ray of a very dark soul'. "One consumed by raw ambition to where the possible assassination of an opponent is something to ponder in a strategic way". more HERE

...unfortunately, this episode will not detract the brain dead from voting for her...denial, attention deficit, electro-shock therapy, imbecile...whatever the excuse of the week is...it's a sad state of affairs...

The History of Rock's Most Famous Prop

Rolling Stone magazine tracks the story of perhaps the most famous prop in the history of rock & roll: Pink Floyd's inflatable pig. From the hog's humble beginnings on the cover of Floyd's 1977 album Animals to its recent unpiloted escape from Coachella, the creature has become a pop-culture icon.
learn more HERE

AutoSmitten

Here's our newest FREAK, Edward Smith from Washington state. He claims to have romanced around 1,000 cars and he's proud of it. Edward is pictured with his latest girlfriend, a white Volkswagen Beetle named Vanilla. And all this time I thought HERBIE was a GUY...

He said, "I'm a romantic. I write poetry about cars, I sing to them and talk to them just like a girlfriend. I know what's in my heart and I have no desire to change. I'm not sick and I don't want to hurt anyone, cars are just my preference."
57-year-old Edward isn't attracted to men or women. He only likes cars. It started when he was just 15 and it hasn't stopped. Apparently, he doesn't only f*ck cars since he recalled his most "intense sexual experience" was with a helicopter from the TV show Airwolf.
Edward is not alone. He belongs to an internet forum for "car lovers."
the story is HERE

Alaska unsympathetic towards Polar Bears

ANCHORAGE, Alaska - The state of Alaska will sue the U.S. government to stop the listing of the polar bear as a threatened species, arguing the designation will slow development in the state, Governor Sarah Palin said on Wednesday.
Reuters article HERE

Howard Stern, the Connecticut Teacher and her Ugly Husband

SOUTHINGTON, Connecticut -- A Southington teacher who appeared on the Howard Stern Show no longer has a job at Thalberg Elementary School.
Second-grade teacher Marie Jarry took part in an 'Ugliest Guy and Hottest Wife' contest on Stern's show. She and her husband (above) won $5,000.
The school replaced Jarry after pictures of her in a bikini appeared on HowardStern.com.
more HERE
video HERE

Sniffing Down Under

WEST Australian Opposition Leader Troy Buswell broke down at a press conference and confessed to sniffing the chair of a female Liberal party staff member after she got up.
Mr. Buswell confirmed details of the woman's account reported in a Western Australian newspaper.
The unnamed woman said Mr. Buswell started sniffing the chair she had been sitting on in front of other staff members at the opposition leader's Parliament House office in December 2005.
She said he did it to get a laugh and that she had told him she was shocked and outraged.
At a media conference today Mr. Buswell had to break off after he was asked about the effect of the reports on his wife and children.
story is HERE
video HERE

Classic Geraldo

The Whorific Daisy De La Hoya

Dave Navarro left Crown Bar in West Hollywood late last night with Daisy De La Hoya, recently famed for her role on VH1’s Rock Of Love 2.
Could this be a new romance since the womanizing rocker’s recent divorce from Carmen Electra and Daisy’s loss of Bret Michaels love?
The niece of Oscar De La Hoya is an aspiring singer and we all know Dave is the guitarist for Jane’s Addiction – the rock star groupie might just be using the hot rocker for her big break.
more Daisy pics HERE

The Thomas Beatie freakshow continues...

Thomas Beatie, the Oregon transsexual who is apparently having a baby as we reported in March, is currently writing a book called LOVE MAKES A FAMILY: A Memoir of Hardship, Healing and an Extraordinary Pregnancy.

Entertainment Tonight reports:

LOVE MAKES A FAMILY follows Thomas Beatie through his transformation from a girl scout and beauty queen to a fully legal and recognized man with a black belt in marital arts and a loving wife named Nancy, herself a former champion bodybuilder. It will follow Thomas and Nancy through their controversial decision to have a baby and yet not hire a surrogate to carry the child; to, instead, have Thomas--who underwent gender reassignment surgery but kept his female reproductive organs--get pregnant and carry the child himself.

The book is due out September 30th. His baby is due in about 6 weeks.

Happy Birthday Jewel

Teen BJs & Vajayjays: A Study

A new analysis of the sexual practices of 2,271 15- to 19-year-olds challenges the widespread perception that today's teens are substituting oral sex for intercourse to preserve their virginity.
"...it looks like once you start having vaginal sex, then you start oral sex also, but it could also be true that you start off having oral sex and sometime after start having vaginal sex," a spokesperson says. "We don't know which one came first."
more HERE

...wow! it's the whole 'chicken & egg' thing...

Marilyn & Michael Meet Harmonie

In the late 1990s, Harmonie Korine established himself as one of the edgiest enfant terribles of American indie cinema, writing Larry Clark's controversial "Kids," which introduced Rosario Dawson and Chloë Sevigny, and writing and directing "Gummo" and "Julien Donkey-Boy."

Then nothing ... until now. His latest film is "Mister Lonely"

A Michael Jackson impersonator working in Paris meets a Marilyn Monroe impersonator, who invites him to come live at her commune where she lives with her husband, a Chaplin impersonator, and a band of other impersonators, including the pope (James Fox), Queen Elizabeth (Anita Pallenberg), Abraham Lincoln and a handful of others, including the Three Stooges, Shirley Temple and Sammy Davis Jr.
Mick LaSalle's review HERE

...Anita Pallenberg? that name hasn't been brandied about for quite some time...

Need "A PLACE TO PEE"?

The “PlaceToPee” is an interactive urinal which detects the spout’s location in the urinal. This location data are transmitted for processing to a computer. The software (e.g. games) initiates an interaction on the screen right in front of the user. As such, the PlaceToPee meets the inner need of man to “write down his name in the snow”.

The interactive urinal has been nominated for the finals of “De Bedenkers” – a television programme on inventions, by the expert jury. Unfortunately, we didn’t pass to these finals, but we didn’t let our idea go watered down either. Right after the TV broadcasts we decided to cooperate with Geudens Sanitair Verhuur. Thanks to their know-how as a sanitary rental company, the hire of the PlaceToPee for various events, festivals and parties has become possible.
During the last few months we have been working hard to develop a wholly new and mobile trailer. As proud inventors, we are delighted with the final result.

See it HERE.

Free Gun/Free Gas Promotion

I'm pretty sure I know how this happened...

Instant Oscar Contender

Pornography legend Ron Jeremy has a casual conversation with Heroes hottie, Ali Larter in 2005 on the set of their film, Homo Erectus.
National Lampoon's Homo Erectus, as it seems to now be called, will be released in U.S. theaters in stages starting next month, with a DVD release slated for September. more HERE

HERE is a clip from a shoe-in for an ACADEMY AWARD in 2009.

NEWS ALERT: Nick Hogan says PRISON BAD...

St. Petersburg, Florida - According to friends, Nick Hogan is having a hard time in the BIG HOUSE. It's apparently so bad that he's having troubling forming sentences to convey how he's feeling. The young Hogan didn't realize, 'til now, how horrible prison life can be.
more HERE

Hey Nick, guess what...? It's a few steps UP from living the REST OF YOUR LIFE ON A VENTALATOR...

Great Moments with Senator Byrd

napping

ejecting Code Pink protesters

using the 'n' word

weeping for Ted Kennedy


...and this...Sen. Robert Byrd, one-time KKK member, backs Barack Obama

Christina: "I'm HUGE..."

In the new issue of UsWeekly, Guess who is talking about her huge boobs?
If you guessed new mommy with bodacious ta-ta's, Christina Aguilera...you are correct, sir!

She said, "It's kind of hilarious! I've never fit into an E-cup before. I look at my husband and go, 'Guess what size this bra is?' And when I tell him, he's just amazed. We keep the tags that prove it, to look back for memory's sake!"

Yeah, okay...is that her way of letting the world know she's in Dolly Parton's league.

Flying Fish

Janie's got a...HABIT?

Steven Tyler has checked himself into Las Encinas Hospital drug rehabilitation clinic -- the Home of Dr. Drew in Pasadena, California. It's the same facility where the reality show "Celebrity Rehab" was filmed. more HERE
Tyler is getting treatment for...DUH...spending to much time with Joe Perry?

Tom Waits: True Confessions

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Sample question: "Do you have words to live by?"

Waits: "Jim Jarmusch once told me, 'Fast, Cheap, and Good ... pick two. If it’s fast and cheap, it wont be good. If it’s cheap and good, it won’t be fast. If it’s fast and good, it wont be cheap.' Fast, cheap and good ... pick (2) words to live by."

Dial Idol Dot Com Prediction

These are the folks that tell you to call them as many times as you call AI when voting...

Why, OH WHY, couldn't tonight have been a showdown between the 2 "special friends" below? They would have made the WHOLE SEASON a lot more FUN...
Our prediction is, if David Archuleta wins, he will actually sell recordings to only family members and be thrown off his record label quicker than you can say TAYLOR HICKS or JUSTIN GUARINI...

UPDATE:
The finale will include a virtual hologram of Gladys Knight singing "Midnight Train to Georgia" with Ben Stiller, Jack Black and Robert Downey Jr. singing backup as the Pips. Holy Nat King Cole! "Idol REDUX" did this last season when Celine Dion sang along side a virtual undead Elvis.
We're told the Jonas Brothers, ZZ Top, Seal, Bryan Adams, One Republic, Jordin Sparks and Carrie Underwood will also perform... Show starts at 8pm PST and should run somewhere north of 12 hours, finishing up around the time the sleazy element on Hollywood Blvd. wakes up...

John Mayer Charges $10 Per Picture

...not too bad, considering Sizemore charges $30...

Lou Pearlman : 25 Years 'NJAIL

The "Don King" of the music business, boy band creator (Backstreet Boys and 'NSYNC) Lou Pearlman just got 25 years in the big house for money laundering and conspiracy, among other shady enterprises...the story is HERE

Joss Stone is making her dream come true...

It's an independent feature entitled Snappers...the title alone has us conjuring up devilishly naughty scenes...personally WE THINK we've captured the BEST PART...They’re not naked so I guess it’s just a friendly kiss since that’s how girls do it these days...Tila Tequila told me that...
Being a fledgling actress Joss Stone agreed to the lesbian kiss, but we're willing to bet she didn’t take much convincing since we recall very well her exclamation that she wants to be a lesbian...
Frankly, Ms. Stone has become a constant pop irritant and will do anything to get noticed...it's a good thing she has a great voice...oh, and if getting noticed means suckin' face with another girl...well, show us more and we promise we'll never forget you...
story HERE
more movie pics HERE

Rule about Women #321:
When they close their eyes it means they're just friends...

I am now going to spend the rest of the day making a poster of this, the size that you could hang off the side of a 20 story hotel in Vegas...

Art, Music or Autobiography?

Here’s a new song by Hot Rod (a member of the 50 cent posse) featuring Tila Tequila rapping about how she likes to f*ck and suck c*ck 'till she hurls
...and how she’d like to f*ck everybody in the world.
THIS IS OLD NEWS, ISN'T IT...?
Check it out and fast forward to around 1:49

Elizabeth Hurley's Fabulous Cleavage

When it comes to getting paparazzi attention, Elizabeth Hurley and her two closest friends know what to do.
The “Austin Powers” hottie was spotted leaving her London home, looking stunning in a purple floor-length gown with a plunging neckline that had every guy within a 1-mile radius drooling.
more pics HERE

Plus - Hurley, along with her husband Arun Nayar and former beau Hugh Grant will receive $116K for damages over invasion of their privacy by two tabloid newspapers over pictures taken of them while on vacation last October.
story HERE

Rock n' Roll BushWackers

Liverpool, England - A foliage sculpture of ex-Beatle Ringo Starr which was beheaded by vandals has been taken away to a nursery for repair and Viagra.
The figure, which took 18 months to cultivate as part of a topiary tribute to the Beatles, was unveiled at Liverpool's South Parkway train station in March this year. But Ringo's figure was targeted by vandals soon after the unveiling of the artwork.
the story is HERE

Somewhere in England Heather Mills is buying a pair of garden shears.

Incredible Edible Chocolate Butthole

Producing hand made chocolates is an art; the art of producing our chocolates with the utmost care, in true tradition of Belgian craftsmanship. These chocolates are created with one thing on our mind: to produce a combination of taste and touch that takes you to chocolate anus heaven.

YEAH, WHATEVER!
get your Chocolate ASSHOLE HERE

P.S.: it comes in SILVER TOO...

Golden Girl-on-Girl Action...

Florence Henderson slipping the tongue to Judge Judy Sheindlin at a Beverly Hills event last night...

WildWestWorld

BOULDER, Colorado — Police say a security company supervisor and a restaurateur shot each other with Tasers in a confrontation over parking.
Both men drew Tasers.
"They shot each other," Police Sgt. Pat Wyton told the local newspaper. "It was just kind of a bonehead deal."
story is HERE

Not all men are created equal

This guy is hairy enough to be Robin Williams....

Rubin Blades and Jerry Garcia

Wendy Williams' Husband Is Cheating On Her

First of all, Wendy Williams has hosted the highest rated weekday syndicated radio broadcast named "The Wendy Williams Experience", on WBLS 107.5 FM radio station in New York City.
To catch you up to speed, Wendy Williams talent booker accused her husband Kevin Hunter of sexual harassment and beating Wendy’s ass in front of staff a few months back. Since then, staff members have been stepping up to support Nicole’s claims and interns have been speaking out anonymously on various blogs, leading to the deliberate leak of a sex tape involving Kevin and what appears to be some kind of large mammal...
more HERE

$175.00 Burger

click on the picture

La Pequeña Shania Twain

Garry Kasparov & the Flying Penis

In a bizarre example of Second Life leaking into the real world, a political assembly on Saturday led by chess grandmaster Garry Kasparov was disrupted by a flying penis.
Kasparov is a leader of the Other Russia movement, a loose coalition of activists opposing Vladamir Putin and the current Russian government.
more HERE

Happy Birthday Jane Wiedlin

More on her HERE
MySpace HERE

Happy Birthday Cher

Like Vegas itself, the 62-year-old queen of over-the-top pizazz, Cher bridges several eras of entertainment. The show is lavish, non-stop fun, with the usual array of outlandish Bob Mackie costumes...
info & tickets available HERE

Happy Birthday Joe Cocker

Butthole Surfers Reunite for Tour

The Texas legends Butthole Surfers are reuniting their classic 1980s lineup to tour the U.S. and UK this summer. Satan! Satan! Satan!
The cast will include Jeff Pinkus on bass and both Teresa Taylor and King Coffey on drums. As the Surfers' website states, "This is the rhythm section the band had for most of the '80s and marks the first time this lineup has played together since 1989." Unfortunately, guitarist Paul Leary is not guaranteed to appear at any of the shows except the one in NYC due to "prior commitments."
Listen to a classic HERE
...check their website for dates HERE
MySpace HERE

More Strange Toys

See them HERE

Will Smith: Scientologist

Will Smith’s new private school New Village Academy of Calabasas, on which he has spent over a million dollars, will have at least six Scientologists on staff and will teach “study technology” - developed by L.R. Hubbard.
Rumours have been swirling for months that Will Smith is now a fully-fledged member of the Church of Scientology, due largely to his close relationship with the cult’s pin-up boy, Tom Cruise. more HERE

12.3.1983 - The Cow Palace - San Francisco

A.R.M.S. stood for Action Research into Multiple Sclerosis. MS is a debilitating muscle disease that afflicted legendary Faces bassist Ronnie Lane, for whom the benefit concert was formed. Unfortunately Ronnie Lane passed away on June, 4 1997.
Standing behind Lane on the Cow Palace stage was the most regal reunion of rockers since the Band's Last Waltz in 1976. Among them: former Led Zeppelinist Jimmy Page (making his first U.S. appearance in six years), guitarists Eric Clapton and Jeff Beck, singer Joe Cocker, drummer Kenney Jones of The Who, Rolling Stones Bill Wyman and Charlie Watts. more HERE
photos HERE
Albert Hall performance DVD available HERE

Food Item of the Week

My 2 favorite foods in one mouth watering treat...

make your own...learn how HERE

Colbert Imitates O'Reilly

Bellisima Angelina 1991

Alta Marea (Benvenuti in Paradiso -1991) is a cover for Don't Dream It's Over (Crowded house) 1986.
The Italian singer is Antonello Venditti and yes, it's Angelina Jolie. She was born in 1975, so in 1991 she was 16.

Beverley Knight covered Janis

Beverley Knight's cover of the Erma Franklin classic Piece Of My Heart, later covered by Janis Joplin.
official website HERE
MySpace HERE

Sulu is getting married...

"...With time, I know the opposition to same sex marriage, too, will be seen as an antique and discreditable part of our history..."
George Takei the original Sulu from "Star Trek," announced on his blog that he's going to tie the knot with his longtime partner Brad Altman

Ashley Madison is a little creepy

See it HERE

Sex and the Married Mom

Cookie Magazine and "AOL Body" did a sex survey aimed solely at married women with children and 30,000 people responded...
The survey, "Sex and the American Mom," revealed that 34% of these married moms is in the midst of, or has already had, an affair.
Another somewhat mind-blowing result of this survey was that 77% of the respondents said they want more sex.
more HERE

Happy Birthday Pete...

Ethanol Still

Meet the EFuel100 MicroFueler the 'world's first home ethanol product'. It's a personal refinery system that hooks up to a water source, a power source and a waste water disposal outlet.
At $9,995, the MicroFuelers can be pre-ordered now and will ship in the fourth quarter of 2008.
You'll need a federal license to produce alcohol, of which ethanol fuel is a form. But MicroFueler executives said that the government isn't picky about granting them, and the approval process takes a matter of weeks.
more HERE

Happy Birthday Grace Jones

Woody Makes Dreams Come True

Rebecca Hall, Woody Allen and Penelope Cruz pose at the 61st International film festival in Cannes for the film "Vicky Cristina Barcelona" on Saturday where Allen fielded questions about that classic male fantasy, a romantic threesome with two women.
story HERE

You see, Woody accomplished what every horny male and/or female has only dreamed of...a lesbian scene featuring Scarlett Johansson and Penelope Cruz...
video HERE
official movie trailer HERE

R.I.P.: Jimmy Slyde

Jimmy Slyde, one of the last great tap dancers of the big-band era, whose smooth moves carried him from swing and bebop to Broadway and the movies, died early on Friday May 16, 2008 at his home in Hanson, Massachusetts. He was 80.
New York Times obit HERE

It's Graduation Time

Buy your diploma and transcripts HERE

The Duggar Family Revisited

Jim Bob & Michelle Duggar married July 21st, 1984. At that time, they chose to use the birth control pill. They thought, “We don’t want children right now. We can’t afford them. We want children in our timing, when we’re ready.”
Four years later they decided to have their first child. Then, Michelle went back on the pill, but she conceived and had a miscarriage. At that point they talked with a Christian medical doctor and read the fine print in the contraceptives package. They found that while taking the pill you can get pregnant and then miscarry. They were grieved! They were Christians! They were pro-life! They realized that their selfish actions had taken the life of their child. They prayed and asked God to forgive them, and to teach them to love children like He loves children. They asked God to bless them with as many children as He saw fit in His timing. Right after that Michelle got pregnant with twins!
To date they have been blessed with 17 children, (10 boys and 7 girls) Joshua, Jana & John-David (twins), Jill, Jessa, Jinger, Joseph, Josiah, Joy-Anna, Jedidiah & Jeremiah (twins), Jason, James, Justin, Jackson, Johannah, Jennifer (and #18 due in January 2009!).

See the nightmare HERE or watch the numerous videos HERE

28th Anniversary of Mount St. Helens Eruption

The volcano erupted on May 18, 1980 at 8:32 a.m. sending rock, molten lava and ash in all directions. A volcanic ash column rose high into the atmosphere and deposited ash in 11 U.S. states. By the time the ash settled 57 people had been killed and thousands of animals died.
See live video HERE
Read more HERE

Mike Tyson: Heavy Weight

CANNES, France — Mike Tyson, along with his belly, tells his tale — in graphic detail — in a new documentary at the Cannes Film Festival.
story is HERE

'Hasselhoff' Singin' & Barhoppin' in Vegas

click the pic

Old Johnny Mac on SNL

John Mayer's Fluorescent Package

John Mayer thrilled the boys over at BGay.com when he donned his 'Borat banana hammock' this weekend.

Marc Jacobs Chalks it Up

Funny, the same exact thing happened to me in 7th grade, the teacher left the room and I got into an eraser fight with Steve Erickson, my only mistake I made was that it was the day I WORE black jeans...
I wonder what Marc's mistake was...?
more pics HERE

You can see more of Marc inside Interview Magazine as he continues to play in Kelly Osbourne's makeup bag...

Lily Allen + Finger + Booze = Beaver

Lily Allen seems to be having a blast in Cannes. She's boozing, flipping people off and airing out her vajay-jay in the French breezes. more pics HERE
Ya gotta love "THE NEW MATH"

A Day at the FLEA MARKET w/Boy George

A british tabloid caught up with Boy George to see what he's been doing lately. Well, he's been selling $20 t-shirts, vests and other things at Spitalfields Market, In East London. The items are all from his B-Rude label.
He told them “It’s been all right — quiet today though. I’m bored and cold but we have to do a Friday stall to get a pitch on Sunday.”
more HERE

I always knew he was was "regular folks" like us...

Star Jones at Cannes

Could someone please explain to me WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON IN HER ARM PIT?
Is that some sort of tunnel to the 4th DIMENSION?
I always knew she was an ALIEN...

Ashlee Simpson: Married & Pregnant

Ashlee Simpson walked down the aisle with Fall Out Boy bassist Pete Wentz on Saturday May 17, 2008 in Los Angeles.
Dad Joe Simpson performed the non-denominational ceremony, while sister Jessica served as maid of honor.
OK! magazine reports that Ashlee finally revealed her pregnancy to everyone at the reception. — a story that both Ashlee and Pete danced around on talk shows and in interviews.

Gotta Go, Gotta Go, Gotta Go Right Now!

Our Miss Brit frolics and squats on the beach once again in Costa Rica on Saturday.
The 26-year-old pop princess rocked out an Ed Hardy “Love Kills Slowly” bikini.
Brit Brit has been vacationing with her father, friends and Mel Gibson, leading to speculation that she is undergoing an immersion seminar in Catholic extremism OR...will be cast in Gibson's sequel to 'Apocalypto'.
more pics HERE

Bang a Gong

As we reported right HERE, Dave Attell will soon host a new version of the Chuck Barris classic television game show, the infamous 'Gong Show' on Comedy Central.

Adam Sandler's Happy Madison Productions and Comedy Central are holding an open casting call Monday 5/19/08 in Las Vegas, Thursday 5/22/08 in New York and Saturday 5/24/08 in Los Angeles for "The Gong Show with Dave Attell."
They're looking for the flotsam and jetsam of entertainment, "the unusual, absurd, bizarre, twisted and unique performers."
E-mail your name, phone number, type of act, and any links or videos that showcase your act to: gongshowcasting@aol.com. Or call 310-840-5721. more info HERE

Lindsay Seeks Sponsorship

It looks like Ms. Lohan is seeking deep pockets to foot the bill for her birthday bash:

"Sponsors will have a unique branding opportunity to an internationally media worthy event. Lindsay and her 10 closes girlfriends will start the celebration in the early afternoon with spa treatments including manicures, facials and massages.

Upon nightfall an intimate group of 75 VIP guests will gather for dinner, performances and most importantly to help Lindsay blow out the candles on her 22nd Birthday cake."

more HERE

Whatever happened to just going to Chuck E. Cheese and buying the $300.00 birthday package with double tokens? I mean really, the salad bar isn't that bad...

Huckabee Misfires

Boston Globe article HERE

Breaking News - Ted Kennedy Hospitalized

Senator Edward (Ted) Kennedy has been hospitalized in Boston after suffering stroke-like symptoms.
Mr. Kennedy was taken to the hospital overnight, there is no word on his condition.
Kennedy, 76, has been in the Senate since election in 1962, filling out the term won by his brother, John F. Kennedy. more HERE
top candidates take pause HERE
video HERE

Playboy Playmate Search on YouTube

Holly Madison (above) is in charge of Playboy's online casting call, part of the magazine's search for its 55th-anniversary playmate. The magazine invited aspiring centerfolds across the U.S. to submit (non-nude!) videos to YouTube describing why they should be the one to be splayed across those august pages come January 2009, the release date of the anniversary issue.
Los Angeles Times report HERE
view submissions HERE

Happy Birthday Trent Reznor

Recipe of the Week

Cheeto Chicken Casserole

INGREDIENTS

4 to 6 chicken breast, cooked and cut up
1 can cream chicken soup
4 boiled eggs, chopped
1 onion, chopped
1/4 c. mayonnaise
1/4 to 1/2 c. celery, chopped
Crushed cheetos for topping

DIRECTIONS

1) Mix above ingredients together and put in long casserole dish.
2) Crush enough cheetos to cover top.
3) Bake in 350 degree oven for 30 minutes.

Maker Faire Transportation 2008

Girl Flashes Google Street View Crew

Things seem to be happening at 18821 May St Homewood, IL 60430 as Googles Street View camera team was flashed this week...a 1st...
In response to a lengthy privacy backlash Google announced it will blur all faces in its Google Maps Street View service. Google says it will use facial recognition technology to identify faces within Street Views and blur them automatically. The process will start with New York City Street Views and then move on to the 39 other cities. more HERE

Make your own Comic Strip

click the pic

They Start the Story...You Finish it...

RootClip is running a contest, they post a three-minute video that introduces a story. Now, they're calling for users to submit one-minute videos that continue the story in subsequent chapters.

Winners are voted on by other users and receive $500. A grand prize winner will receive a free trip to the Traverse City Film Festival to watch the debut of the finished film and meet filmmaker/Rootclip fan Michael Moore.

The Story involves a briefcase, two men wearing black shirts and Santa Claus.

See it HERE.

Kids Drawings Converted to Photos

See them HERE

A Spider Named Neil

Iconic singer and songwriter Neil Young has had an honor bestowed upon him that is not received by many musicians -- his own spider.
Read more HERE

RIP: MAD Artist Will Elder

Will Elder, one of the original Mad magazine cartoonist-illustrators who helped set the irreverent visual style of the legendary satirical publication in the 1950s and later co-created the long-running "Little Annie Fanny" color cartoon strip in Playboy magazine, has died. He was 86.
Los Angeles Times obit HERE
More HERE

Summer Smut Reader

"Hollywood Babylon: It's Back" comes out June 1, 2008 and includes full-frontal nude shots of Daniel Radcliffe, Ewan McGregor, Richard Gere, John Malkovich and more.

The book also claims Johnny Depp is known as 'donkey dick'...Sean Connery also has a big one.
Also in the mix:

• Marilyn Monroe had an affair with Ronald Reagan
• Marilyn had a fling with Joan Crawford, but ended it. Marilyn told Shelley Winters, "She had bad breath. Besides, she wanted to do things to me that no woman should do to another woman."
• James Dean showed a disconcerting interest in a 12-year-old boy. Elia Kazan, "I've known many actors who have been twisted up in their sex lives, but never anybody as sick and unhealthy as Dean was."
• Elvis Presley got it on with Nick Adams
• Lucille Ball was a hooker before she was famous. Desi Arnaz had a fling with Cesar Romero.
• Cary Grant had an incestuous relationship with his stepson
• Strange things happened to Judy Garland's dead body (this in the chapter on "Fan Worship and Necrophilia").

video HERE
pre-order book HERE

Neverwas Danny Noriega has a bone to pick w/American Idol

RIP: Robert Mondavi

Yountville, California — Robert Mondavi, the pioneering vintner who helped put California wine country on the map, died at his Napa Valley home Friday. He was 94.
obit HERE
more on his vision and family HERE

Britney does Costa Rica

Britney Spears is down in Central America -- with Mel Gibson, mind you -- horsing around the beaches of Costa Rica. Custody battles, foreign accents and 5150 holds must feel like a lifetime ago!
more pics HERE

Sumo Car Wash

A Boy and his Cat

Washed Up

Heidi Fleiss: The Interview !!

Someone needs a tuneup...

Christina Aguilera has been walking around all week with her giant boobs out...
Careful...she could inflict permanent damage with those things...
...she's looking slightly ragged...baby keeping momma up at night?
more pics HERE

Henry Fonda 1905 - 1982

Well...Ding, Dang, DUH...!

Someone has claimed that The National Enquirer has reported that Adnan Ghalib is shopping around a sex tape he made with Britney Spears in Rosarito, Mexico. We challenge anyone to find this alleged report...when you do, send us a link...

Anyway...the alleged source purportedly said,

"Word is that the video starts with Britney undressing. She was wearing some cheap clothes that she bought down there in Rosarito. The sex wasn't particularly kinky but Britney wears a pink wig (seen above) throughout. At one point in the tape Adnan asks the singer to remove the pink bob but she refused. "Adnan tells her to take it off at one point and she says coyly, 'Take what off? There's nothing left to take off.'"

Fräulein Claudia in Vogue Deutsch

more pics HERE

Sale Item of the Week

We predict a huge run on these gems this weekend
find yours HERE

Mr. and Mrs. Degeneres

Ellen Degeneres told her studio audience today that she will get married to Portia de Rossi now that the California Supreme Court overturned the ban on gay marriage. Portia was in the audience during the announcement and everyone went wild...watch it HERE
The famous lesbian couple will wed July 7, 2008.

Ellen told the Advocate:

"I’m thrilled that the California supreme court overturned the ban on gay marriage. I can’t wait to get married. We all deserve the same rights, and I believe that someday we’ll look back on this and not allowing gays to marry will seem as absurd as not allowing women to vote...

P.S. I’m registered at Crate & Barrel."

Happy Birthday Tori Spelling

TORI Spelling is reported to be taking a starring role in a new TV show, which is a spin-off of Beverly Hills 90210. more HERE
Former 90201 co-star Jennie Garth is in on it too...see HERE

For your musical enjoyment: Die Jacob Sisters

click the pic for a wild ride

offizielle homepage HERE
MySpace HERE

Tricia Walsh-Smith Warrior #3

Country Queen dumps 'Mutt'

Country cross-over singer and hottie Shania Twain has split from her husband of 14 years, producer Robert "Mutt" Lange, her rep confirms to Usmagazine.com.

"Shania Twain and her husband, music producer Robert 'Mutt' Lange, are separating after 14 years of marriage," a spokesman said in a statement to Us. "This is a private matter and there will be no further comment at this time."
Gee, I wonder if that weirdo cult he belongs to had anything to do with it...

for now, let's go back in time...remember THIS outfit?

Tommy Lee : Sharp Dressed man...in ClownTown

...kinda like a walking stick figure...

And this...
TOMMY LEE and rapper LUDACRIS are hoping to set a new world record for the biggest group shower as part of a new environmental awareness TV series.
The odd couple is getting serious about all things green on the upcoming U.S. show 'Battleground Earth' - but they're taking time out to have a little fun...story is HERE

Note to Lindsay: Stop Sucking On Samantha's Neck.

Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson are in Paris, France together...pretending to visit museums while really just trying on clothes and doing who-knows-what behind the dressing room doors...one half of the uber-couple failed to cover-up the welt on her neck.
video HERE

KISS Stage Setup

Does 'Completely Naked' make me GAY...?

...find out HERE

...hummm...I think girls will like it...

If they could only talk...

click the pic and find out what the owner of these thinks about them

Multitasking: The Game

click image above to play

It has said that women are better at multitasking but men are better at videogames. This is a videogame called Multitasking. Prepare to SUCK...

One Click from Ownership

Yes! That’s right! You could soon be the owner of this Male Member-shaped Cheeto!

Super Friends on a date...

Newscaster fires off F-Bomb Live

The National Mood Index

Colorado Smear...