Monday, June 30, 2008

Portable Pole

Perfect for strip clubs, night clubs, fraternity houses, college dorm rooms, your living room or anywhere you want to put it...

-Completely portable stripper pole does not touch the ceiling
-Provides balance and stability for your craziest pole tricks
-Lighting options provides environment for parties or strip clubs
-Multiple options available for stripper pole surfacing and lighting
-Stripper pole base may be used as a coffee table when pole is removed

Get yours HERE


ANDROID is Almost Here...

Google’s plan to launch an Android-based handset has reportedly been delayed.
Although the Internet giant initially said Android handsets would be on the market sometime during the second half of this year, the company now says it expects to launch the first Android phone during Q4.
The Wall Street Journal reported that some Android partners, including carriers and application developers, are struggling to meet even the updated time line. The report indicated that T-Mobile USA still hopes to be the first carrier to launch an Android handset before the end of this year, but that in working with T-Mobile Google has not had enough time or attention to work with Sprint Nextel, which had also hoped to launch an Android handset this year.
The Journal reported that China Mobile is suffering similar delays; it had hoped to launch an Android handset during Q3 but has reportedly delayed the launch until late this year or early 2009.

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Tera...Meet Tura

Quentin Tarantino is desperate to cast porn star Tera Patrick in his remake of the 1966 Russ Meyer classic cult film Faster, Pussycat, Kill! Kill!
A source tells Page Six, "Quentin loves her, and she's a dead ringer for original star Tura Satana (above left)."

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Happy Birthday Lena Horne

...our huckleberry friend is 91 today

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From the Craigslist archive...

Awesome Custom made Bike!!!! Must SEE!!!! - $3000
This is a sweet bike, it definitely gets turned heads and maybe some fingers. But screw them wackos, this is a sweet bike. Check it out.
You’ll never find another one like it.
And to the few hundred freaks that ask me if you can really screw it, NO, there is no pocket/snatch on it. lol
Let me know if you are interested.
Ben “Mac Daddy”


On Thin Ice

Global Warming to Melt North Pole Ice Cover For First Time in Recorded History...
North Pole May Be Ice Free This Summer...
Arctic warming has become so dramatic that the North Pole may melt this summer, report scientists studying the effects of climate change.
more HERE and HERE

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Smackin' Mac

why I oughta...
In an interview with the Las Vegas Sun, Senator John McCain was asked by columnist Jon Ralston why he didn't choose Governor Jim Gibbons to chair his Nevada campaign.
Maybe it's the governor's approval rating and you are running from him like you are from the president? Asked Ralston in a question McCain clearly found loaded.
McCain said, chuckling, "And I stopped beating my wife just a couple of weeks ago."
ABC News report HERE

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The Ass Tattoo

Specs Appeal

JUST hours remain for anyone wanting to be crowned Banbury's Spectacle Wearer of the Year.
Today (Monday June 30, 2008) is the final day to get entries in and be in with a chance of claiming a £250 pair of designer frames plus a free studio session with Tudor Photography.
To enter email a headshot - with glasses on - here or visit the Banbury Specsavers store to have a photo taken. Open to men and women aged 16 and over who wear glasses and reside in the UK, Channel Islands or Isle of Man...
more HERE


Kurkovas' Fat Catwalk

Czech supermodel Karolina Kurkova, 24, is being blasted by the Brazilian press for appearing on the runway in a bikini with back fat, love handles and cellulite.
An article in a Brazilian paper about the leggy 5'11" Karolina described how "shocked" the audience was when she appeared looking uncharacteristically chubby with "cellulite on her butt."
more HERE and HERE


"I was almost President..."



Barbie Goes to 'The Birds'

A pairing nobody saw coming...Mattel brought two classics together to create the Alfred Hitchcock The Birds Barbie Doll...
She kinda looks like Tippi, doesn't she?
pre-order HERE

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Sunday, June 29, 2008

Bitter Bill

Bill Clinton is so bitter about Barack Obama's victory over his wife Hillary that he has told friends the Democratic nominee will have to beg for his wholehearted support.
A senior Democrat who worked for Mr. Clinton has revealed that he recently told friends Mr. Obama could "kiss my ass" in return for his support.
The former president's rage is still so great that even loyal allies are shocked by his patronizing attitude to Mr. Obama, and believe that he risks damaging his own reputation by his intransigence.
the story is HERE

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Me 'n Mini-Me

Tampa's MJ Morning Radio Show aired an interview with aspiring actress Ranae Shirder, the girl who appears in the Verne "Mini Me" Troyer sex tape. it's HERE

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Scottsdale Bars: The Video

Broadcom's Underground Grotto

So...if you had too much money and a giant mansion, you could build a giant underground cave complex and fight crime...or have underground hooker parties.
With a fortune from Broadcom, Henry Nicholas built his own underground grotto complete with tunnels and a 2,000-square-foot sports bar he called “Nick’s Cafe.” Then he paid for hookers and partied all night...or at least until his wife caught him and the construction companies sued for payment...

Read it all HERE

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Boozed Bimbos in Black


Global Music Group, a Tennessee-based independent label, has acquired Death Row Records for $25 million and could release a new Tupac Shakur album this year. Suge couldn't stop it...
more HERE

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Subliminal Jillin'

This newspaper ad for D.J. Flooring has made the rounds on the internet for awhile...most posts flip the ad over and tell you to "cover the lady's head and glass...", then ask, "...and what do you see?" We've taken the liberty to do the work for you...
here is the ad
here's the ad's pic upside down
cover the head & hand and...voilà!
more HERE

Saturday, June 28, 2008

Shaq & the Sheriff

The Sheriff of Maricopa County, Arizona thinks Shaquille O'Neal should shut up!
And has pulled the NBA baller's special deputy's badge because of his rapping rant against Kobe Bryant.
Last January, Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio made the Phoenix Suns star a special deputy, and then promoted him to a ceremonious colonel earlier this month. "I want his two badges back," Arpaio said, "...because if any one of my deputies did something like this, they're fired. I don't condone this type of racial conduct."
Arpaio, known as "America's Toughest Sheriff," is best known for forcing inmates to wear pink undies and work on a chain gang.
O'Neal also served as a reserve officer with Miami Beach PD while playing ball for the Miami Heat.
story is HERE

...we're pretty sure Shaq's ego renders him delusional...he believes he's untouchable...

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Gilda Radner 1946 - 1989

Art, Death and Marilyn Monroe

Dead Marilyn
Marlene Dumas became the highest paid living female artist in 2005 when one of her paintings sold at auction for $3.4 million. She gets introspective about being blonde and painting another famous blonde, Marilyn Monroe, post-autopsy in an NPR podcast HERE
An exhibition of her work at The Museum of Contemporary Art, Los Angeles (MOCA) is HERE

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Illustrated Dejections

Genevieve Gauckler is a Paris based artist and creator of a world of eccentric characters, blending them seamlessly into her everyday environment.
more HERE


For the Birds

click the pic

Ask yourself what kind of state bird do you want your kids to grow up around...

Croc Heels - When will it STOP?

Get yours HERE.


Heinz Kiss Off

The Heinz Deli Mayo television commercial (above) featuring two guys kissing was taken off the air after receiving more than 200 complaints in one week from a bunch of...insecure homophobic bible thumpers...oh, and Bill O'Reilly...
Also, a backwards thinking religious group called the American Family Association issued this statement: "We suggest you forward this to all your family and friends letting them know of the push for homosexual marriage by Heinz" ...They said nothing when George W. Bush kissed a Saudi prince...
Other condiment complainers said that the commercial was "offensive" and "unsuitable to be seen by children" and also forced them to talk about same-sex relationships with their kids. Explain real life to your children? That's obscene!
AP report HERE

Heinz UK said,"It is our policy to listen to consumers."

British lawmakers filed a House of Commons motion saying the decision to pull the ad was "ill-considered" and called on Heinz to reconsider.
that story is HERE

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Friday, June 27, 2008

Depressed Heather

A representative for Heather Locklear said, "Heather has been dealing with anxiety and depression. She requested an in-depth evaluation of her medication and entered into a medical facility for proper diagnosis and treatment. This is a confidential medical matter and no further statement will be released."
more HERE


Famous People Punching Steve...

Nicky Hilton...EATING DISORDER? make the call...
...she looked hot & healthy in 2004
more HERE


The Wonderful thing about Tiggers is...

...they really do more than bounce...


Blast from the Past Podcast

As a young woman, Betty Jenkins received a gift from her mother that was meant to attract the attention of young men. But as Jenkins, who is now 94, tells StoryCorps, the attention she got wasn't the kind she was expecting. The gift was an inflatable bra...
Trust us, this anecdote must be heard...
podcast is HERE

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Hide Your Porn

Stupid Doctors Series : Evidence #3

video HERE

Eastside Boatniks

Hayden Packin' Heat

SEXY Hayden Panettiere is all fired up for the next series of TV hit Heroes.

The 18-year-old swapped the blonde cheerleader look of character Claire for a raven haired leather look...mmm, mmm, good!
more pics HERE

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Red, White and Boobs

Remember our Frolicking Futbol Fräuleins post? ...a team of topless porn actresses wearing only g-strings and bodypaint in German and Austrian colors playing soccer on Vienna beach a day before the European football championship match between Austria and Germany?
We thought you would...enjoy the recap video below...


Unwed Momma Baby Birth Drama

"Jamie Lynn's baby's heart rate dropped every time she tried to push," a family insider tells Star. "They did an ultrasound and quickly discovered that the umbilical cord was too short."
But despite the doctors' dire warnings, the 17-year-old "...was adamant about having a natural delivery."
Everyone in the room pleaded with Jamie Lynn to listen to the doctors - including big sister, Britney.
Brit had already been with Jamie Lynn for hours, massaging her back as she endured painful contractions. "But she got mad," says the insider. She told Jamie Lynn to "just have a damn Caesarian," as she did, Britney told her little sister. Britney then ran out in tears, apparently, because she couldn't bear to see what was happening.
more HERE

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3 Blonds and a Ninja

Chewy, Gooey, Sugar Coated...

According to some, these Hanna Montana 'concert candies' are phallic shaped...hummm...

get 'em HERE

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Pull out the Kleenex because the Mini-Me sexy time tape is upon us! has a "tiny" clip of Verne Troyer tonguing his girlfriend. SugarDVD has reportedly offered $100,000 for the sex tape, but no deal has been made.
Click HERE or HERE to watch the "short" clip and try not to...well you know.

Mr. Troyer has filed a lawsuit against TMZ...see HERE


Thursday, June 26, 2008

Naughty Navel Nitpicking

This Needs a 2 Hour Treatment...
Calling Jamie Gillis and Vivid Entertainment, I think I have a PITCH for a MAINSTREAM feature film...

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Rod Stewart Sucks!

His music sucks these days, but Rod Stewart enjoys sucking other things too, like the tit of his wife, Penny Lancaster on his yacht in open view...and, man! it must be chilly out there since Penny's nipple is as big as my thumb...
We certainly don't mind a bit of tit...but Rod's pink outfit is obscene...
more HERE

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Meatloaf Meetsfan


'White' Trash Talk

Ralph Nader's presidential candidacy has received little media attention, but his latest critique of Sen. Barack Obama has come under fire for its seemingly racial overtones.
Nader accused Obama of attempting to "talk white" and appealing to "white guilt" in his quest to win the White House. story is HERE
more HERE
Obama fires back...HERE

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Eddie Murphy Gives Head

Across the nation, tens of thousands have met 'Dave' - or rather a 15-foot tall replica of the title character's head, from Twentieth Century Fox's upcoming family comedy "Meet Dave" starring Eddie Murphy.
"Dave's Head" began his cross-country trek in Los Angeles on June 13. At the "head" of the list of locations is New York's Times Square, where Dave will "headline" a full three days, July 3-5. Dave rolls home to the City of Angels on July 11.

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Limber Up, Limbo Down

Is it Chiffon? ...OR is it Charmin?

This photo shows the winning entry in this year's Charmin Toilet Paper Wedding Dress contest.
"Contestants used only toilet paper, glue, and/or tape to create gowns and headpieces with ruffles, faux embroidery, pleats and even lace effects."
Katrina Chalifoux of Rockford, Illinois took home a $1,000 gift card for her creation.
more HERE


White Hot Hero

We welcome our Hero, Ali Larter and her hottness in the July 2008 issue of Allure magazine...
a little more HERE

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Mötley Crüe Anew

"Saints of Los Angeles" is MÖTLEY CRÜE's first studio album since 2000's "New Tattoo" and is loosely based on the band's memoir, "The Dirt", which was published in 2001.
The band performed the title track of the new album on "The Late Show with David Letterman" Tuesday, June 24, 2008. video HERE
available HERE

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Visual Aid for Mental Illness

Wednesday, June 25, 2008

Bra Saves Life

Berchtesgaden, Germany - Stuck, lost and hobbled in the German Alps, a quick-thinking Colorado Springs woman hooked her bra to a mountainside supply line, which alerted rescuers to her whereabouts just as they were giving up the search. After a worker spotted the bra and alerted police, rescuers changed their area of focus and reached her with the aid of a helicopter, in a matter of hours
more HERE and HERE
video HERE

Seal of Non-Approval

Barack Obama will no longer be using a campaign seal that critics called an arrogant imitation of the US president's official emblem...
...the candidate himself felt the image had been a "silly mistake."
story is HERE