New Custody Agreement

Britney and K-Fed’s lawyers have gone back to court and worked out a new custody agreement between the couple. The agreement is only temporary, but for June, July, and August, Britney will get to take care of their children more than 50% of the time. Part of the agreement also outlined exactly what days each parent will take the kids. Once her tour is over, the agreement will go back to being 50/50.
blurb HERE

Britney Spears Expenses for 2008

The following is a break down of Britney's expenses for last year...

• $625,000 paid in her ongoing custody battle with ex-husband Kevin Federline
• $447,633 on security
• $138,369 in credit card payments
• $105,000 renting a Malibu home
• $178,818 for childcare
• $188,556 on assistants and employees
• $285,594 on mortgage payments
• $137,554 on living expenses
• $1.06 million in "miscellaneous business expenses"

more HERE

good thing she has a JOB...

Fat Fed Paid to Shed?

Since last year, Kevin Federline has packed on the pounds — the former backup dancer has gained well over 40 pounds— and his new job may be to shed that fat. According to a friend, K-Fed, 31, has been offered a deal with NutriSystem to promote its Men’s Plan program. “Kevin wants to lose weight, and he needs to make money.”
Kevin’s representatives have denied that he’ll be doing the NutriSystem gig...
blurb HERE

...representatives?

KFed Still Well Fed

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yeah, we told you he was fat before...well...he's still eatin'

K-FAT

If he wants to be paparazzi candy, Kevin Federline should realize that white only makes him look fatter...more HERE

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K-Fat Won't Dance
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KFed Breaks His Silence (cough)

KFed talks to People...
KFed on what went wrong with his marriage to Britney:
It's hard enough to be in a marriage, and then have a kid, then kids, it changes everything. For me, I'd become more concerned with my children. Not that I ignored Britney, but my kids are always most important ... I mean, we were having complications. I didn't give her an ultimatum, but I was trying to work stuff out with her, and she didn't even talk to me or anything and went behind my back and filed [for divorce]. [I was] completely blindsided.

KFed on people thinking he only wanted custody of the kids for cash reasons:
My first question to [my lawyer] was, "Am I ever going to be able to see my children?" I told him that I would spend every last dime that I had to make sure that my children are okay. That's all that mattered. I didn't know how much power Britney had. That really scared me.

KFed on the night that Brit lost her mind and was thrown into the rubber room:
That whole night is a blur. You want to talk about one of my lowest points of depression, that was probably one of them. I was very, very worried for her 'cause I care about her. That's the mother of my children. Just because I'm not in love with her doesn't mean that I don't love her. I'm definitely rooting for her. There's nothing more that I want than for her to be in the best health and doing what she loves to do.

Spears son in hospital

Britney's son Jayden had a seizure.
He apparently suffered it yesterday afternoon while hanging out with his family in Kentwood, Louisiana.
A source told The Sun, “One minute Britney and her sons were relaxing and enjoying their first visit to Kentwood in months, and the next minute Jayden had fallen ill. He was vague and unresponsive so Britney dialed an ambulance."
The ambulance people told Britney it would take their slow asses 30-minutes to get to "the Spears compound," so she decided just to drive him to the hospital herself. She made it to the Southwest Mississippi Regional Medical Centre in about 25-minutes.
The doctors weren't able to figure out what caused the seizure, so they are keeping him in the hospital for observation. Britney stayed with him overnight. KFed is currently on his way to Mississippi to be with his son.

Vern's Puny Putter

Verne Troyer took part in a charity golf tournament. Troyer, aka Mini Me played with small golf clubs...KFed was there too...
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Mommys' Fun Sticks and Fire Starters...

Despite giving up custody to K-Fed, our girl Britney looks to be handling it well...she seems to have found time to teach son Sean Preston not to touch her lighter...
more HERE

Broadway Curtain Closes on KFed...

Legally Blonde producers gave Kevin Federline his walking papers, an insider tells Star. “Kevin was acting like a Broadway diva, and he hasn’t even stepped onto the stage yet!”
An emergency casting call has been sent out to fill Kevin’s trio of roles, including a dim-witted UPS delivery man. Until recently, Kevin had been planning on taking sons Sean Preston and Jayden James to live in NYC in September while he worked on the Tony-nominated musical adaptation.
story is HERE

Battle of the Brit is Over...

Britney Spears and Kevin Federline have reached a settlement in their custody battle.
K-Fed gets the kids. Solely.
Federline's attorney issued this statement:
"At about 8 p.m. PT, a final settlement in the Kevin Federline-Britney Spears custody case was signed. All parties have agreed to the following: Kevin will retain sole legal and physical custody of Sean Preston and Jayden James. Britney will continue to have visitation rights which may increase over time. The agreement will be presented to the court in the morning for approval by the commissioner. Kevin is ecstatic and the boys are thriving."
more HERE

I love her longtime...for $20 million

Britney Spears Dad offered KFed $4.5 million to remarry Brit so says Star Magazine.

A source told Star that Daddy Spears has been trying to get KFed back in Brit's life for a long time now. He's been in negotiations with KFed while keeping it from his unstable child.
They went on to say that Daddy's latest offer to KFed is $4.5 million. The source said, “His latest offer is $4.5 million in cash and a trust account set up with another $5 million if Kevin moves back in with Britney within a year. If they actually remarry, Jamie will add another $5 million to Kevin’s account.”
KFed is playing hard ball and he wants $20 million and refuses to sign a prenup when they remarry. story HERE
That KFed. Ever the sharp businessman...

Time will tell...

Casey Aldridge Refuses to Sign Prenup

It's KFED Jr.

1-900-OHMYGOD

Star Magazine claims that Britney and KFed have been enjoying late-night phone sex sessions. It all started when she couldn't sleep (can you spell 10 FRAPS a day?) so she decided to call KFed at 2am. At first they talked about tatter tot and small fry, but their conversation quickly turned into phone sex.
A source said, "They have phone sex often — at least once a week. The one thing those two have in common is their need for sex, and after they get going, there are no holds barred."

I don't know about him, but I'm gonna guess her phone yakking skills hold some kind of white trash record...we're talkin' olympic distance sessions...

K-Fed Lives on Booze, Burgers and Big 5

The documents K-Fed custody case are rather entertaining, and his credit card bills give us a look into how the Ex-Mr. Spears spends his HARDLY EARNED cash, it appears these charges were on his credit card business accounts:
Ralph's grocery store, Toys 'R Us, Babies 'R Us, Encino Park Liquor, Garrett Popcorn Shop, Blockbuster Video, Ikea, Smart & Final, Onstar Service Plan, Big Fish Games, Target, Boston Market, Big 5 Sporting Goods, Party House Liquor, Waste Management, Quiznos, The Spirit Shoppe, Roundtable Pizza, Honey Baked Ham, Burger King, Foot Locker, The Liquor Works, PF Chang's, Victoria's Secret, Privilege, Ann Taylor, Wendy's, Chili's, NikeTown, In N' Out Burger, and of course, Corbin Liquor.
more HERE

KFED allows Britney to see kids

Britney Spears’ ex-husband Kevin Federline has agreed to let the pop-wreck see their two sons, but only if the singer’s mom, Lynne gives the go-ahead first, according to sources.
Britney’s mom is currently looking after tatter tot and small fry, while Federline attends New York Fashion Week.
The source said: “K-Fed and Lynne get on really well. He hopes Lynne can bring Britney 'round so that she can have some parental bonding time with her kids.
“He knows however dazed and confused Brit gets, she’ll always love those two kids with all her heart.”

PrayersForBritney.com

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Dr. Drew: Britney Is Dying Before Our Eyes
Celebrity addiction expert Dr. Drew Pinsky is weighing in on Britney Spears' problems, saying that the pop star could die if she doesn't get the help she needs.
Although the doctor has never treated Spears personally, he told Ellen DeGeneres on her talk show Tuesday, "We are watching somebody who is following the Anna Nicole Smith blueprint to the letter. She's keeping people around her that allow her to keep using and that supports her denial.
"She leaves the country, like Anna Nicole, she keeps using; she doesn't follow directions of people."Spears was taken to Cedars-Sinai Medical Center by paramedics Jan. 10, after police were called to her home because of a custody dispute with ex-husband Kevin Federline over their two young sons. She checked herself out of the hospital two days later. According to Pinsky, California law does not force drug and alcohol users to remain in treatment long enough to get the help they need.
"You can also only be held against your will for a very short period of time and if you refuse to follow up and take treatment, you're within your right to do that - even if it's killing you. This is a serious medical problem," he said. "This young lady - she is dying in front of our eyes. She needs physician care regularly for a sustained period of time."
Pinsky, who's head of the Department of Chemical Dependency Services at Pasadena's Las Encinas Hospital and star of the VH1 reality show "Celebrity Rehab," says he would use a treatment plan similar to one that may be helping another troubled star.
"If I were to treat her, I'd put her in 4-6 weeks of an intensive program in a psychiatric hospital and a year of a residential program very much like what Lindsay Lohan did," he said.
video HERE

just when you think it couldn't get any weirder...

Britney Spears and her partner of the moment (Adnan Ghalib) were "caught" checking out pregnancy tests at Rite Aid. She was also photographed wearing what looked like an engagement ring the other day. Then there was her trip to a church and her outing while wearing her wedding dress (from marriage to Kevin Federline). This all goes with the OK! Magazine story that she wants a baby with Ghalib since she lost her sons to the legal system.

So the current thought process in Britney's Bi-Polar head goes something like this:
"...they take them away; I breed; I make more..."

ok...note to self: update dead pool timing...

Britneys' baby bruised/Kfed awarded full custody

Kevin Federline and Britney Spears’ 2-year-old son Jayden James Federline was hospitalized this morning along with his mother, who is in 72-hour pysch ward lockdown.
The singer’s youngest son was taken to Cedars-Sinai Medical Center via ambulance because Britney said that he had a bruise on him, adding that she did not do 'it'.
story is HERE

Spears' visitation rights have been "suspended pending further order of the court."
Kevin Federline was awarded sole legal and physical custody of his two sons with pop singer Britney Spears in a Los Angeles court Friday afternoon.
that story is HERE

A Moron Trifecta

But we do like the jacket KFED has on...A LOT...