Lohan 's lawyer has ISSUES, say's JUDGE

“Somebody needs to come in to assist you who has SOME experience in California law for procedure or Miss Lohan is going to have to come in here and waive her right to have attorneys who are competent in California law and procedure to go forward. [The motions filed were] lacking in conformity to California law and procedure….I am somewhat concerned that you have sufficient guidance in criminal procedure in California.”

What hookers look like in their 50's...

Crapping in THE CANYONS....

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James Franco on Lindsay Lohan

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Scary Movie 5

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Lindsay Lohan: The Photos

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New Machete Poster

Geez....Yet another Lindsay Lohan Tape

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The Dina Lohan Audio Tape - When will it END...

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Lohan responds to her father releasing a recorded phone call...

Lindsay Lohan's Twitter:

"My fathers such a loser & those recordings are from years ago," she tweets. "To release personal things is foul enough, but to edit them. I used to think. That he needed the book for dummies on learning how to be a father. Haha-he's needs the book for dummies on HOW TO BE A MAN."

Lindsay Lohan recorded phone call

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A Girl and her Teddy Bear...

Lindsay Lohan topless in The Sunday Times Style magazine.

Lohan weirdness

Lindsay Lohan tells Life & Style not to worry about her 15-year-old sister partying in clubs and bars with her.

The voice of reason said, "She's tougher than I am. She has a good head on her shoulders. Maybe it was different for me because I didn't know what to expect and it just happened really fast. I didn't have a big sister." lohan also added that Ali knows when to put down the Long Island Iced Tea to finish her homeschool work, "She's really good about that. If I'm going out late, she'll go home early."

When will the party be over?

"The Lohan" Twitters

Lohan ages decades a month...

Lindsay Lohan at F1 Rocks

Got to love a Lohan catfight on Twitter....

Side Boob Lohan

The Lohan Incident

So, Ms. Lohan's Casa was broken into and thieves snatched a safe as well as some other junk.

Michael Lohan says it was an inside job.

Yesterday, Ms. Lohan chimed in on her father's claim on Twitter: "that's how i know it was not a ROBBERY. electronics weren't taken... just things that a certain old friend knew meant a lot to me."

The Chicago Sun-Times says that some of those things that "meant a lot" to her include "very incriminating videos and photos." A source added that Ms Lohan will be embarrassed if any of it got out. We've already seen (don't click on this) Her blow hole in all its glory, so there's not much else that can embarrass her that even we could come up with.