Paula Abdul: "I've Decided Not to Return to Idol"

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Straight Up Lip Sync

For someone whose present career is based on critiquing live singing performances, it's ironic that when judge Paula Abdul took the stage on "American Idol" Wednesday night May 6 to debut her new single, "I'm Just Here for the Music," the 46-year-old former pop star did not look like she was actually singing.
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Pain Pill Paula

Paula Abdul admits her painkiller addiction in Ladies' Home Journal. Paula Abdul now admits this is the first time in 12 years that she is not dependent on medications. Paula went through her painkiller with draws at La Costa Resort and Spa, in Carlsbad, California. Despite many viewers believing Paul was on drugs during some American Idol episodes she is still denying that. She claims she was never under the influence of anything while judging an American Idol episode.
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THE PUNCHLINE

"President Obama said the new Supreme Court judge will be a free-thinker and a woman. I'm guessing Paula Abdul."
-- Rita Rudner

Putting One Over on Paula

The frequently inebriated and/or emotionally challenged American Idol judge Paula Abdul succumbed to the embarrassing viral powers of Sacha Baron Cohen’s gay Austrian alter ego, Brüno. Symptoms include flush face, sitting on Mexicans, and slurred speech. No one really noticed until about now.
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Life or Death After 'Idol'

A dead body found in a car outside of Paula Abdul's house has been identified as Paula Goodspeed (above), a woman who tried out for American Idol's fifth season in 2006. Goodspeed was featured in a featurette on the show about her love for Paula...
Goodspeed’s body was found inside her car, which was decorated with a photo of Abdul hanging from the rear-view mirror. Her personalized license plate reads “ABL LV,” which has been said to stand for Abdul Love.
There is no known reason why she would have committed suicide outside Abdul’s home, other than to be close at the end of her life to her apparent idol. Or to have her name forever linked with Abdul's.
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Reality TV is abusive and our enjoyment of it says a lot about our culture. It's scary that we enjoy watching people be humiliated, berated for their dreams and to see their hopes dashed. Why is that entertainment?

Fashion Sense NOT Abdul's strong point...

FASHION DISASTER: Paula Abdul poses as she arrives for the taping of the 2008 "NCLR Alma" awards.
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...it looks as if her dress slipped off her hips...

Drunk Celebrities

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Paula Abdul’s Idols

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Paula Abdul Super Bowl Moment

Insane in the Membrane

Paula Abdul, the braying, oft-drunk judge of landmark cultural institution American Idol, caused quite the scene at LAX over the holidays.
According to radaronline.com Paula was in the Continental Airlines terminal: "She had an insane nervous breakdown that lasted 10 minutes. One minute she was hyperventilating and on the verge of passing out; the next she was yelling into her cell phone in this deep, rage-filled Poltergeist voice. She kept screaming three names over and over—Michael, Sidney, and Leslie. Everyone was staring at her, but she didn't care."
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