Friday, April 30, 2010

Obama and Whitehouse Press Corps, not FRIENDS....

Story HERE.

Celine Dion's backyard water park

God Bless Edy Williams

Just another day in Military School

Sandy and her....?

The details from People:

"He's just perfect, I can't even describe him any other way," Bullock reveals exclusively in the new issue of PEOPLE, announcing that she is the proud mother of Louis Bardo Bullock, a 3½-month-old boy, born in New Orleans. "It's like he's always been a part of our lives."

Bullock, 45, and husband Jesse James, 41, began the adoption process four years ago and brought Louis home in January but decided to keep the news to themselves until after the Oscars. Their close friends and family – including James's children Sunny, 6, Jesse Jr., 12, and Chandler, 15 – were essential in keeping the adoption a secret.

Then, just 10 days after the March 7 Oscars, Bullock and James separated following reports James had cheated. Bullock says she is now finalizing the adoption as a single parent.

A rep for Bullock confirms the star filed legal papers seeking to end her marriage, but declines to specify in what jurisdiction they are filed. Says Bullock of her decision to divorce: "I'm sad and I am scared."


According to EXTRA:

Jackson was gay, a former dermatologist's assistant in Beverly Hills told EXTRA! in a taped interview.

Jason Pfeiffer, a heavyset man in his mid-30s, said he began a "passionate and sexual" relationship with Jackson shortly after they met in 2008 in the office of Jackson's dermatologist, Arnold Klein.

Pfeiffer said the relationship continued right up until Jackson's death last June.

Klein, a longtime confidant of Jackson's, was rumored to be the biological father of the singer's two older children, Prince and Paris.

Betty White Lines

Thursday, April 29, 2010

Enter Sandman: The Cool Jazz Version

Goldman Sachs Waffle House

Pam Grier's new Bio is a barn burner

Pam goes to her DR:

He said, "Pam, I want to tell you about an epidemic that's prevalent in Beverly Hills right now. It's a buildup of cocaine residue around the cervix and in the vagina. You have it. Are you doing drugs?"

"No," I said, astonished.

"Well, it's really dangerous," he went on. "Is your partner putting cocaine on his penis to sustain his erection?"

"No," I said, "not that I know of. It's not like he has a pile of cocaine next to the bed and he dips his penis in it before we have sex."

"Are you sure he isn't doing it in the bathroom before he comes to bed?" the doctor asked.

"That's a possibility," I said. "You know, I am dating Richard Pryor."

"Oh, my God," he said. "We have a serious problem here. If he's not putting it on his skin directly, then it's worse because the coke is in his seminal fluid."

The doctor then asks her if her mouth went numb while performing oral sex on Pryor, which she says it did, and which he links to the Novocaine-like effects of cocaine.

Well if that ain't the....

1st Cabbage Patch Dolls...NOW....

"and then we got drunk and tattooed the pigs"

Wednesday, April 28, 2010

An INVITATION you didn't GET....

Vincent Kartheiser: NUTBALL?

In a recent interview Vincent says he got so sick of stuff that he threw everything out of his small Hollywood home while it's being renovated. Everything including a toilet. Yeah, so that pile of caca you stepped on in front of Vincent's house didn't come from a dog. You became one with Pete Cambell.

Vincent says, "I go on the bus, I walk. A friend left his car recently at my house and I took it out one day just for 15 minutes and it was terrible. You know why? I felt like I was back in LA again. Four or five years ago, when I had a car and I had been out of the city I wouldn't feel I was back until I got in the car, you know. But now I feel off the grid. I feel that I am not part of the culture. And because I don't have a car I don't really go anywhere to buy things. In fact, I have been in a slow process of selling and giving away everything I own.

Like, I don't have a toilet at the moment. My house is just a wooden box. I mean I am planning to get a toilet at some point. But for now I have to go to the neighbors. I threw it all out.

It started a couple of years ago. It was in response to going to these Golden Globe type events and they just give you stuff. You don't want it. You don't use it. And then Mad Men started to become a success on a popular level and people started sending me stuff, just boxes of shit. Gifts for every holiday, clothes. One day, I looked around and thought 'I don't want this stuff, I didn't ask for it'. So I started giving it to friends or charity stores, or if it is still in its box I might sell it for a hundred bucks. I liked it so I didn't stop."


Walmart shipping Porn?

Wino in hospital with bruised BOOB...

74 and busted on a 30 year old POT charge

Story HERE.

Tamara Lowe: Motivational Christian White Rapper Chick with amazing HAIR

Tuesday, April 27, 2010

The Contents of Carrot Tops Belly Button?

David and Jackson Rock it out

One Picture, Two Definitions: CREEPY and WEIRD

Making something that will KILL you even WORSE

Other options HERE.

Ian and Sylvia with Jerry Garcia

The Shocking Reality is shes still alive....

Mr Welk's Ghost Riders in the Sky

Monday, April 26, 2010

That didn't really come out of Cher did it...?

It said "WOOD", what was he suppose to do.....

Playboy founder Hugh Hefner saved the Hollywood sign today. The Hef chipped in the final $900,000 to purchase the land just to the west of the sign, saving it from potential development. The total cost for the 138-acre property was $11.7 million, up from $1.7 eight years ago.

The L.A. Times has more:

Another $500,000 matching grant came from the Tiffany Foundation and Aileen Getty, it was announced Monday by the Trust for Public Land, which spearheaded the rally to save the sign in the Hollywood Hills.

Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger, who had been an early supporter of the effort to save the 138-acre property, attended a news conference to announce that the money had been raised. He said the Hollywood sign is a "symbol of dreams and a symbol of opportunity and hope."

When Schwarzenegger heard that developers might sell the land to build luxury homes, he said he did "What a Terminator is supposed to do, which is to jump into action."

How do you spell DOMESTIC VIOLENCE?

Mr Welk proving again he was AHEAD of his time...

Man Placed Fake Ad for "Soccer Mom" Orgy

Story HERE.


"I wore capes before Batman made it hip." -- From David Letterman's Top 10 Pet Peeves of the Ghost of Elvis


Racial Humor?

When Ewoks have kids...

Bret Michaels UPDATE

At this point Bret remains in ICU in critical condition. He is under 24 hour doctors care and supervision. We are hopeful that further tests will locate the source of the bleeding, which has still not been located. As we all know Bret is a fighter and we are hopeful that once all is complete the slurred speech, blurred vision and dizziness, etc., will be eliminated and all functions will return to normal.

White supremacist beaten to death by black neighbour

Story HERE.

New picture from Hubble

Story HERE.

Sunday, April 25, 2010

Incontinent Sheen, It Depends

Tour of the Year....

Father demands Bra in Public or ELSE....

According to The Sun, Daddy Spears has threatened the bodyguard who has stood by time after time and let his daughter be photographed without her nipples covered up. A source says, "Jamie's control over Britney's life is incredible. He hates the pictures of her with her nipples all over the place so he has banned her from leaving the house without a bra. He wants her to put across the right impression. One security guard was told he is close to getting fired because he lets her go out without her bra."

With The First Pick In The 2010 NFL Draft…if it were held at Walmart

Death of a Caveman

Story HERE.

Conan continues to communicate....

Saturday, April 24, 2010

Stephen needs your Help....


Story HERE.

Gay character enters Archies World

Kevin Keller, Archie Comics' first "openly" gay character.

In this coming Septembers issue of VERONICA, Kevin Keller will be introduced as the new "homo"in Riverdale who beats Jughead in a hamburger eating contest. Here's a little summary of Kevin's first appearance:

Kevin Keller is the new hunk in town and Veronica just has to have him. After Kevin defeats Jughead in a burger eating contest at Pop's Chocklit Shoppe, she desperately latches onto him. Mayhem and hilarity ensue as Kevin desperately attempts to let Veronica down easy and her flirtations only become increasingly persistent.

Bigfoots shoes spotted on remote island....


"The giant cloud of ash over Amsterdam is so bad that you can't even see the giant cloud of hashish." -- Jay Leno

Are the chains to keep her in or you out?

Friday, April 23, 2010

IPAD: Will it Blend?

Bret Michaels Hospitalized With Brain Hemorrhage

A source tells People that Bret is currently in critical condition. The source added, "After several CAT scans, MRIs and an angiogram, doctors decided to keep Michaels in the ICU and are running several tests to determine the cause. It will be touch and go for the next few days while he is under intense observation."

Donald Faison (of Clueless and Scrubs) on Twitter

Her new "man" looks a little young.....

Scott Baio's Online Meltdown

See it HERE.

Malcolm Mclaren's Hillbilly Funeral

The more we like Jessica Simpson....well THE MORE WE LIKE JESSICA SIMPSON...

The Robot Mouth

Thursday, April 22, 2010

Skank runs in the family...who knew?

Just another day at the dog park....

Too Much Free Time

Hitlers at it AGAIN

You Go GIRL!!!!

Get yours HERE.

Happy Birthday Peter Frampton


"The name of the volcano is Eyjafjallajökull. It's the scariest thing out of Iceland since Björk in that swan outfit." -- David Letterman

Wednesday, April 21, 2010

Whew, I'm glad thats over....

Wish I understood ANYTHING he ever said...but I don't


"The airports in Europe are closed due to the volcano erupting. Smoke and ash is spreading all over Europe. Meteorologists originally thought it was coming from Willie Nelson's tour bus." -- Craig Ferguson

The NEW $100 dollar bill


Finger ripped off during ipad theft


Kate go bye bye

We don't remember the version with a turd in it...

Is there another way to do this?

guerrilla art showing up in NYC Subways

Tuesday, April 20, 2010

PETA not happy ..and it took us 6 minutes to see the cat...


“Kim Kardashian isn’t the only person who mistakenly thinks that because a mother cat picks up her kittens by the scruff of the neck that a supportive hand under the rump isn’t needed."


"I have been getting negative comments regarding the way I was holding the kitty, but rest assured, the owner and vet were on set and showed me how to pick him up. The cat was not harmed in any way and is perfectly fine! I love animals and would never do anything to harm any animals."

Willie admits being stoned on Larry King

Sinead O'Connor's.....

Kate begs for VOTES...hahahahaha