Thursday, July 01, 2010

Angie Speaks


Angie on adding more members to the child army: "We're not opposed to it. But we want to make sure we can give everybody special time. They're kids now, and can play together, but they're going to need a lot more talking in the middle of the night, like I did with my mom for hours. We want to make sure we don't build a family so big that we don't have absolutely enough time to raise them each really well."

St. Angie on all the rumors: "There's a cycle that goes through the newsstands— we're separating, I'm pregnant, we're getting married, we're separating, I'm pregnant, we're getting married. We're not against getting married. It's just like we already are. Children are clearly a commitment, a bigger commitment (than marriage). It's for life."

St. Angie about Brad: "I keep telling Brad he owes me. He's had a few months off in one of the most beautiful cities in the world with the children. And he's such an artist and goes to the stone yards and the art exhibits, and loves being in such a cultural place."

St. Angie on Shiloh wanting to be a dude: "Shiloh dresses like a little dude. Shiloh, we feel, has Montenegro style. It's how people dress there. She likes tracksuits, she likes (regular) suits. She likes to dress like a boy. She wants to be a boy. So we had to cut her hair. She likes to wear boys' everything. She thinks she's one of the brothers."

St. Angie on the kids' personalities: "Mad's a real intellectual, which I can take no credit for genetically. He's great at school, great at history. He feels like he could be a writer or travel the world and learn about places and things. Zahara's got an extraordinary voice and is just so elegant and well spoken. Shiloh's hysterically funny, one of the goofiest, most playful people you'll ever meet. Knox and Viv are classic boy and girl. She's really female. And he's really a little dude."

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Saturday, November 21, 2009

Eyes,Lips,Eyes,Lips

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Saturday, August 08, 2009

Breastfeeding Jolie Style


Daniel Edwards, the artist behind such pieces of work like "Brit Brit Pushing Out A Cheetoling" and the "OctoMommy Butt Plug," will unveil his new sculpture at Mainsite Contemporary Art space in Norman, Oklahoma in September.

In honor of Breastfeeding Week, Daniel created the above shown piece of trash Angie Jolie. Daniel said he was inspired by that "private picture" on the cover of W Magazine taken by Brad Pitt.

The sculpture titled "Landmark for Breastfeeding" shows Jolie breastfeeding her twins in the "football-hold."

ya ok....sure...

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Monday, July 13, 2009

Gender-Bending Sideshow Attraction

It’s not just the men, but girls too are in love with Angelina Jolie, who has now been voted the world’s top lesbian icon. Jolie has topped a poll of 2,600 lesbians by OnePoll.com.
Apparently, tabloid hype has convinced everyone that Jolie is omnipotent; they seem to look past her bugged eyes, enormous mouth, freakishly gigantic lips and neanderthal forehead...not to mention the amount of ink on her skin (sorry...just 'cause you're told it's sexy doesn't mean it's true) and her smug, holier than thou persona...
Saturation marketing must be doing something right!
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Monday, June 01, 2009

Let's Go Gosselin now, everybody's learnin' how...

Friday, May 01, 2009

OctoMusical

There’s no business like Octomom business.
Christian Voltaire, a relatively unknown character actor, decided to write a musical about Nadya Suleman, the California multi-mother known as Octomom.
About 1,000 actors e-mailed asking to be part of the show before they even knew the plot, he says. More than 100 — many with the lung power to belt out a grand old Broadway show tune — showed up at auditions earlier this week.
The title role is still open.
“We’re looking for a great singer, pole dancer, and child-rearing comedienne,” says Voltaire. And it would help “if they looked a little like Angelina Jolie.”
more HERE
CASTING UNDERWAY ! go HERE

Related:
Social Services investigates Nadya Suleman
'Octomom' Nadya Suleman signs on to documentary series

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Wednesday, February 25, 2009

pictures say thousands of words...or do they?

...what does this photo say to you?
A classic photo taken a decade ago shows, from left, Jonny Lee Miller and wife Angelina Jolie, who is beside her father, Jon Voight, and Siegfried Fischbacher; an unidentified woman and Jolie's brother, James Haven, beside Roy Horn, who has his arm around the late Marcheline Bertrand, mother of Jolie and Haven.
a little more HERE

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Saturday, February 07, 2009

Separated By Births

We knew this woman reminded us of someone...it's serial baby maker Nadya Suleman (left) and obsessed third world baby adopter, Saint Angie.
Not only does Nadya's fish lip pout just scream classic Angelina, but she’s got that whole needy “Must Have A Baby To Complete Me” thing going on. When did children become accessories?
Before the arrival of her octuplets last week, Nadya was already the mother of four sons and two daughters. Oh, did we forget to mention that she has no husband, no boyfriend, and at 33, still a three bedroom home with her parents?
Yet, unlike her obvious role model, Ms. Suleman has no means by which to support any living being...so, we're forced to conclude that she suffers from severe obsessive compulsive selfishness and absolute mental dysfunction.
read about the Angelina Jolie Obsession Theory HERE

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Monday, February 02, 2009

Bargain Basement Babies

Thursday, January 22, 2009

Nominations for 81st Academy Awards

Best Motion Picture of the Year
  • The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
  • Frost/Nixon
  • Milk
  • The Reader
  • Slumdog Millionaire
Performance by an Actor in a Leading Role

Performance by an Actor in a Supporting Role

Performance by an Actress in a Leading Role

Performance by an Actress in a Supporting Role

  • Amy Adams, Doubt
  • Penélope Cruz, Vicky Cristina Barcelona
  • Viola Davis, Doubt
  • Taraji P. Henson, The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
  • Marisa Tomei, The Wrestler
all the nominations are HERE

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Wednesday, December 31, 2008

Overexposed Celebrities of 2008

This should surprise no one. USA Today’s list of most exposed celebrities features Britney Spears in the number one spot, with Angelina Jolie coming in second and Jennifer Aniston in third place. Because nobody else on the planet had gotten more mileage out of a four-year-old love triangle than those two- but Britney’s mental breakdown and comeback story is more recent.
see USA Today's Celebrity Heat Index HERE

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Thursday, December 18, 2008

Favorite Couples of 2008

Tuesday, December 02, 2008

Entertainment Nudity 2008

The Top 20 Celebrity Nude Scenes of 2008:
1. Mischa Barton - Closing the Ring
2. Sophie Monk - Sex and Death 101
3. Heather Graham - Adrift in Manhattan
4. Asia Argento - The Last Mistress
5. Neve Campbell - I Really Hate My Job
6. Anna Faris - The House Bunny
7. Amy Smart - Mirrors
8. Mena Suvari - Stuck
9. Laura Ramsey - The Ruins
10. Angelina Jolie - Wanted
11. Penelope Cruz - Elegy
12. Jessica Morris - Role Models
13. Willa Ford - Impulse
14. Carly Pope - YPF
15. Jenna Jameson - Zombie Strippers
16. Jess Weixler - Teeth
17. Moran Atias - Mother of Tears
18. Vera Farmiga - Never Forever
19. Maria Bello - Downloading Nancy
20. Amy Adams - Miss Pettigrew Lives for a Day

The Top 10 TV Nude Scenes of 2008:
1. Lizzy Caplan - True Blood (HBO)
2. Mary Louise Parker - Weeds (Showtime)
3. Anna Paquin - True Blood (HBO)
4. Arlene Tur - Crash (Starz)
5. Jenaveve Jolie - Entourage (HBO)
6. Caprice Benedetti - Brotherhood (Showtime)
7. Hayley Marie Norman - Crash (Starz)
8. Cerina Vincent - Manchild (Showtime)
9. Alicia Leigh Willis, Katherine Moennig - The L Word (Showtime)
10. Carla Gallo - Californication (Showtime)

more pics HERE

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Friday, November 21, 2008

The sequel we're all waiting for...

Thursday, November 20, 2008

Forbes 10 Hottest Tots List

Suri lets us know how she feels...

1. Suri Cruise (daughter of Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise)
2. Shiloh Jolie-Pitt (you know who her parents are)
3. Zahara Jolie-Pitt (see above)
4. Pax Jolie-Pitt (see above)
5. Sam Alexis-Woods (daughter of Tiger Woods)
6. Cruz Beckham (son of Posh & Beckham)
7. Matilda Rose Ledger (daughter of Michelle Williams & Heath Ledger)
8. David Banda (son of Madonna & Guy Ritchie)
9. SPF (son of Britney Spears & KFed)
10. Sam Sheen (daughter of D.Richards & Charlie Sheen)
more HERE

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Thursday, October 16, 2008

Fountain of Weirdness

Mall of America Unveils Angelina Jolie Breast Feeding Fountain...not really...
...but it begs the question: Will the Brangelinafreaks travel to that mall in search of the shrine anyway?
more HERE

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Who's the Sex Addict Now?

Sex addict David Duchovny and his actress wife Téa Leoni have split up - but not for the reasons one might think.It was not his 'sexual compulsion proclivity' that caused the break-down of their marriage, but rather his discovery of explicit text messages on her mobile phone sent by actor Billy Bob Thornton.
more HERE and HERE

...let's see...Billy Bob has banged two so-called hotties of Hollywood, Saint Angie Jolie and Téa Leoni (for the record...we think the latter is hot...the former? not so much..)
...He's 53! ...he's gotta be hung like a freaking horse!

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Tuesday, October 14, 2008

Blessed are the Photos by Brad

W Magazine has released a few more pictures from Brad Pitt's "private" photo spread of Saint Angie and the holy family.

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Saturday, October 11, 2008

Undercover Breast Cover

A magazine cover photo of Angelina Jolie breast-feeding one of her newborn twins may have turned the superstar actress into a role model for new mothers. The photo, taken by Jolie's partner Brad Pitt, will adorn the November issue of W magazine. Other family pictures taken by Pitt in the weeks after the birth in July of twins Vivienne Marcheline and Knox Leon will appear inside.
more HERE

...okay, we know she's breastfeeding...but what's all the hoopla about? ...her breast isn't even exposed! ...what a ripoff!

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Wednesday, September 03, 2008

Topless Celebrities Caught On Film