Tuesday, August 31, 2010
Is this what Alan Simpson was talking about?
Cannibal Resturant looking for product
Tron a Sutra?
Monday, August 30, 2010
Obama's depleting US Lobster Supply?
Do you still love her do you still love her do you still love her?
I nailed the maid....
THE PUNCH LINE
"There was a big controversy in the Miss Universe contest. Miss Iran was disqualified for enriching uranium." -- David Letterman
Michael Jordans kid Tweets:
"Last night was stupid..35k at Haze...Totals 50k something the whole day .. Damn!!"
A spokesman for MGM Resorts International acknowledged that the gaming company is checking into the matter.
Haze is a Light Group-operated nightclub in Aria, the anchor hotel-casino at MGM International's CityCenter in Las Vegas.
Marcus, whose birth date is listed as Dec. 24, 1990, and his brother, Jeffrey, 21, were in Las Vegas with their father, who was holding the Michael Jordan fantasy camp at The Mirage.
Sunday, August 29, 2010
Facebook hit list with 69 names....ya and I wanna graduate at 4:20
Software predicts criminal behavior....
Body Left in Hearse for 9 Days
X-37B - Spy Sat School Bus
Saturday, August 28, 2010
Great place to get "laid" if your name is Taylor...
100 Million Speaks
"I've been through hell. It's hard to think you have this life, and then all of a sudden — was it a lie? You're struggling because it wasn't real. But I survived. It was hard, but it didn't kill me. I have been through the stages of disbelief and shock, to anger and ultimately grief over the loss of the family I so badly wanted for my children."
"I felt stupid as more things were revealed. How could I not have known anything? The word 'betrayal' isn't strong enough. I felt embarrassed for having been so deceived. I felt betrayed by many people around me. I never suspected, not a one. For the last three years, when all this was going on, I was home a lot more with pregnancies, then the children and my school. Initially, I thought we had a chance, and we tried really hard."
"I also feel stronger than I ever have. I have confidence in my beliefs, my decisions and myself."
"My immediate plan is for the kids and me to continue to adjust to our new situation. I am going to keep taking classes, but my main focus is to try to give myself time to heal."
"There was never any violence inside or outside our home. The speculation that I would have used a golf club to hit him is just truly ridiculous. I did everything I could to get him out of the locked car. To think anything else is absolutely wrong." "I know he is going to go down as the best golfer that ever lived, and rightfully so. I feel privileged to have witnessed a part of his golfing career."
Guess who wants a reduction?
“I’m desperate to go back to normal,” she confides to Life & Style. “I’m downgrading and going a little smaller, to a D or a double D.”
More than nine months after she went under the knife on Nov. 20, Heidi says she is still in severe pain and her body has not gotten used to the over the top boob job. “I have major anxiety about it. I was taking painkillers but they weren’t working so I stopped. It hurt either way,”
Besides being unable to hug her four dogs or wear anything but custom-made clothing, “I’m obsessed with fitness but it’s impossible to work out with these boobs,” she says. “It’s heartbreaking. I can’t live an everyday life.”
Friday, August 27, 2010
One of the best things on Radio
The 10 most Awful/Awesome Lyrics in Katy Perry's new Album
Thursday, August 26, 2010
The Spies Above Us
Workman's Comp 101
Taco Bell to try Breakfast AGAIN
• Mid-priced, portable foods, like the Double Ham & Cheddar Melt for $1.79 and the Sausage Skillet or Sausage Skillet Burrito, both for $2.79.
• Value-priced items, like the Potato & Cheese Roll-up for 79 cents, three varieties of Classic Breakfast Burritos for 89 cents and a Hash Brown for 99 cents.• Products created with partner brands, like Cinnabon Delights for $1.49, a Morning Wrap and Morning Biscuit, both made with Jimmy Dean sausages, selling for $1.79, and Seattle’s Best Coffee, available in a regular size for 99 cents and a large size for $1.49.
• Four different combo meals for $4 each.
and the Oscar doesn't go to...
Wednesday, August 25, 2010
Dogs In Bikinis
Martin Shorts Wife Dead....
New Court Rules for Lindsay Lohan
-- Random drug and alcohol testing twice a week
-- Participate in psychotherapy a minimum of 4 days a week
-- Attend behavior therapy sessions 2 times a week
-- Attend a 12-step program
This will becoming to a crashing end in 4,3,2.....
"Things Lady Gaga would wear for 200 Alex...."
Lohan should be outta Jail/rehab RIGHT ABOUT NOW
Wooden Combination Lock
Tuesday, August 24, 2010
Beat Whitey Night at Iowa State Fair
Hitler was Jewish?
George Micheal admits "DRUG DRIVING"
Colorado says Pot Fees are helping...
Dennis Hopper and the Russian Dynamite Death Chair
56 Million are playing Social Games....
Girls bug teachers staff room
Problems at the Paris Hilton CASA this morning...
"So Scary, just got woken up to a guy trying to break into my house holding 2 big knifes. Cops are here arresting him http://twitpic.com/2hrfnm "
5 Super Neat Ways to use a Hooker...
See all 5 HERE.
Monday, August 23, 2010
Hello Kitty Hospital
ST Louis Gateway Arch Rusted....
Vivien Leigh traveled on both sides of the fence
They would pay the men with gifts such as cigarette cases, jewels, or even stocks and bonds. She depended on the professional discretion of men not to boast they had just serviced Scarlett O'Hara."
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