Musical Nightmares

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Sperm bank offers Celebrity Look Alikes

A sperm bank in Los Angeles has taken creative to the freakshow level to help prospective baby batter buyers pick a load. California Cryobank has started posting pictures of celebrity look alikes who kind of look like the donor. They said they spent 6-months researching and matching famous dudes with guys in their inventory.

Scott Brown of Cryobank told KTLA, "The number one client question we get is: `Who does this donor look like?' We decided this would be a great way to give thorough and consistent answers. Clients love it. Look-a-Likes has only been available for a week and our Web site traffic is up 50 percent."

The official list is:

Brad Garrett
Clay Aiken
Danny Goeky
Jon Gosselin
Nick Jonas
Quentin Tarantino

Check it all out HERE.

Leave it to Larry...

After weeks worth of speculation, the relationship status of tween heartthrobs Nick Jonas and Miley Cyrus was finally put to rest....by Larry King. Known for his 50+ years in broadcasting, interviewing heads of state as well as legendary performers like Jackie Gleason and Marlon Brando, the septuagenarian host was able to get the Jonas Brothers to collectively qualify Nick's status with Miley from reconnecting, to "dating."

more HERE
video HERE

Miley Cyrus: The Book

Miley Cyrus describes her pre-teen years as “friendless, lonely and miserable” in her new memoir, Miley Cyrus: Miles To Go.
Here are some other excerpts of the book via Access Hollywood
On the haters during her pre-teen Tennessee school days: “The girls took it beyond normal bullying. These were big, tough girls [known as] the Anti-Miley Club. I was scrawny and short. They were fully capable of doing me bodily harm… [They locked me in the girl’s restroom during class.] They shoved me in. I was trapped. I banged on the door until my fists hurt. Nobody came. I spent what felt like an hour in there, waiting for someone to rescue me, wondering how my life had gotten so messed up.”
On being challenged to a fight: “It seemed like Operation Make Miley Miserable was escalating to a new level. More like Operation Take Miley Down. Three girls strutted up and stood towering over me. My stomach churned. I clutched my grilled cheese sandwich like it was the hand of my best friend. It pretty much was my best friend those days. I was done for… They started cussing me and telling me to get up. I sat there, frozen. I didn’t know what to do. Finally, I couldn’t take it anymore. I wasn’t chicken. What could they do to me? I was surrounded by people. I stood up, still a foot shorter then they were, and said, “What’s your problem? What did I ever do to you?’”
On ex-boyfriend Nick Jonas, who she refers to as Prince Charming in the book: [When I first met him,] it felt like the whole world stopped. Nothing else mattered. [The day we broke up was] the hardest day ever. Deep down I know we weren’t being our best selves. And that was what I wanted — and thought I deserved – in a relationship.
On writing the hit song “7 Things I Hate About You” for Nick: “[I wrote it to] punish him, to get him back for hurting me [but the song is] about forgiving, not forgetting. It’s hard to imagine that our love is a story with an end. But you know, at least I’m getting some really good songs out of it.”
Miley will be signing copies of her book at Barnes & Noble this Saturday (March 7) @ 12PM at The Grove at Farmers Market (189 Grove Drive, Los Angeles).
book available HERE

New Disney Couple Alert

Disney seems to have put another grand matchmaking scheme into play...it involves cute teenagers, controversy, spin, jealousy, denile and, ultimately...big TV ratings and CD sales which transform into big bucks ($$).
A small controversy began over a photo (top) accompanying Rolling Stone’s cover story on the Jonas Brothers. The pic shows 15-year-old Nick with brothers Joe and Kevin along with Selena Gomez, the 16-year-old star of Disney Channel's "Wizards of Waverly Place" who is being touted as the "next Miley Cyrus", with her arm around Nick (who previously dated Cyrus).
Some say the couple has been dating for months...HERE ...the denile is HERE
...rumors of Miley Cyrus jealousy HERE ...even video HERE
Plus, Gomez not only makes a cameo in the Jonas Brother's video Burning Up, she allegedly wrote a song about her boy Nick...HERE

...now do you understand that Disney is a diabolical marketing juggernaut?

Naughty Miley Cyrus Syndrome

It seems Miley Cyrus can't help herself; her compulsive naughtiness has surfaced once again. Fresh off her earlier scandals where she had several snaps of her in provocative poses leak onto the internet and the topless scandal from the Vanity Fair magazine photo shoot.
New photos have leaked online...reportedly taken for Jonas Brothers star Nick Jonas.
story is HERE
more HERE and HERE

Hold your Tiger Beat...

Miley Cyrus broke up with one of the Jonas Brothers; it's being reported in the New York Post today.
...oh yeah; and that chick was buried in Pakistan or something; whatever....