Falling Out without the wife...

Pete Wentz has been photographed partying with strippers in Las Vegas, leaving his wife at home with their baby, according to Star magazine.
Meanwhile, wife Ashlee Simpson has been posting cheeky tweets on her Twitter page, including one photo of her about to engage in a girly knash with a friend. See the picture

Pete Wentz Plays Pee Roulette

Pete's Taste Test

On the heels of responding "breasts" when asked about wife Ashlee Simpson's most attractive feature, Pete Wentz is now broadcasting just how intimate he's been lately with her seemingly magnificent mammaries.
During an interview with Sirius Radio's "The Morning Mash Up!" on Monday, Wentz talked about earning his La Leche League membership card by sampling Ashlee's breast milk.
more HERE

Operation 'Money Baby' is Failing

A source told Page Six that Ash and Pete are trying to sell the exclusive first pictures of Bronx Mowgli, but there aren't any takers. "Pete and Ashlee have approached every single celebrity magazine with offers to sell their first photos, but nobody wants them. Covers of them tend not to sell well."

Ashlee Simpson Births Boy Named Bronx

LOS ANGELES, California - Ashlee Simpson-Wentz and her rock-star husband Pete Wentz have become parents for the first time.
Simpson-Wentz, 24, delivered a boy, named Bronx Mowgli Wentz and all are doing well.
more HERE

...apparently the happy couple are fans of Rudyard Kipling...

The Joke is on you, TMZ...

Pete Wentz is funny.
He walked around yesterday with his new bumpy bride Ashlee Simpson wearing a paper plate on his face which read: "Your ad could be here... Email: Jon@douchebag.com."
more HERE
...uh...we're laughing WITH you...

Ashlee Simpson: Married & Pregnant

Ashlee Simpson walked down the aisle with Fall Out Boy bassist Pete Wentz on Saturday May 17, 2008 in Los Angeles.
Dad Joe Simpson performed the non-denominational ceremony, while sister Jessica served as maid of honor.
OK! magazine reports that Ashlee finally revealed her pregnancy to everyone at the reception. — a story that both Ashlee and Pete danced around on talk shows and in interviews.

Ashlee Simpson puts out BEFORE 1st date...

Ashlee Simpson "flashed" Pete Wentz the first time they hung out together.
The couple – who are reportedly getting married on Saturday (05.17.08); Ashlee rumored to be pregnant – also revealed that they were “friends with benefits” for a long time before getting together in 2006.
Pete said: "The first time we really hung out she flashed me."
Ashlee added to Us Weekly magazine: “I lifted my dress over my head but it was love at first sight.”

Cease and Desist...

A band called Neurosonic has written a song called "So Many People" which makes fun of Ashley Simpson's lip-synching on SNL. Page Six reports that Pete Wentz has defended his chick Ashley and sent a cease and desist letter to the band. The group ignored the letter and are still performing the song. (Does anyone remember the lip-synch incident? It was pre-nose job and when Ashley still had a brother in law...).
I'm going to send a cease and desist post-it to the band for a different reason; the song sucks and it hurts our ears... And others shouldn't have to go through the same pain!
I'm also going to send a cease and desist condom to Pete Wentz for shooting that sex scene with that chef-ish from Hell's Kitchen. It should never be seen again either...