Desperate Denise Lures Viewers

How can celebrity weirdo Denise Richards get people to watch her train wreck documentation of a television show?
Let's see...well...people love girls humping on each other and 'Wild Things' was the last thing Richards did that garnered any notoriety...so, why not recreate the scene that made her famous?
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Denise Richards Talks Boobs...

Denise Richards was on Howard Stern yesterday and he asked her the obligatory question: "Are your breasts real?"
Denise admitted that her boobs had been touched by a surgeon's knife three times.
Denise said, "Um, natural on outside, on the inside they are not. I was 19, and my roomate had the best boobs ever, and she had just had hers done. I was flat as a board, and I thought, 'Whoa, you can just buy them,' and stupidly had them done!" Denise thought her new leased chichis were too big, so she went under again to get them downsized, "The next guy put bigger ones in, and it was not good -- they were a D!"
She went in a third time and now she's happy, "I was young and should have researched better. You know, it was a big mistake. Young girls, don't do it!"
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Dancing with The Stars Announced...

Belinda Carlisle; David Alan Grier; Jewel ; Lawrence Taylor; Shawn Johnson; Gilles Marini; Ty Murray ; Chuck Wicks; Steve-O; Nancy O'Dell; Denise Richards; Steve Wozniak...and Lil' Kim (not shown)...

Friends, family and felons are the dominant themes on the latest installment of ABC's hit Dancing With the Stars.
USA Today article HERE

Santa's Celebrity Sluts

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more Ho Ho Ho's HERE

Forbes 10 Hottest Tots List

Suri lets us know how she feels...

1. Suri Cruise (daughter of Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise)
2. Shiloh Jolie-Pitt (you know who her parents are)
3. Zahara Jolie-Pitt (see above)
4. Pax Jolie-Pitt (see above)
5. Sam Alexis-Woods (daughter of Tiger Woods)
6. Cruz Beckham (son of Posh & Beckham)
7. Matilda Rose Ledger (daughter of Michelle Williams & Heath Ledger)
8. David Banda (son of Madonna & Guy Ritchie)
9. SPF (son of Britney Spears & KFed)
10. Sam Sheen (daughter of D.Richards & Charlie Sheen)
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The Bitch is Back

We all crossed our fingers, hoping that it wouldn't happen but...E! has announced Denise Richards: It's Complicated will be back in 2009...sorry...
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Newest Old Erotic Trend

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Some call it hetero-flexible....straight girls who kiss the same sex. Even popular girl magazines are saying female bisexuality is the latest erotic trend.
But at least one psychiatrist says these young girls don't understand what they're doing.
"The kids are getting into it because they heard something about it being dangerous, and exciting, and 'let's try something new to get attention.'"
blurb w/audio link HERE

...interesting how long it takes for 'mainstream media' to pick-up on things...

Irv? Yes! Denise? No!

Irv Richards has become the breakout star of his daughter, Denise Richards' reality show "It's Complicated".
They should just give him his own show since Denises' train wreck show is facing cancellation; the show will probably not see a second season due to horrible numbers.
A source said, "The numbers started out pretty good -- just over 1.5 million tuned into the premiere episode. But the audience has dropped off. Denise has turned into an unappealing reality star."
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...unappealing is an understatement! ...with this show, Denise Richards, whose rise to fame was based on her face, tits and ass, has basically ruined her career...
Once the public had a taste of her foul-mouthed, meglomaniacle obsessiveness and downright nasty and absurd attitude and outlook on life and her children's lives...well, let's just say, now we all know what an absolute bitch she is...
Good-by Denise Richards...enjoy oblivion.

Chuck & Dee Update

Remember Denise Richards and Charlie Sheen were back in court last week after Denise accused Charlie of something WEIRD. Denise presented a video to the court of her daughters, Sam and Lola, acting "strangely".
Basically, Denise was trying to say that she thinks Charlie molested their daughters. Charlie and his lawyers immediately denied that and showed video of the girls acting normal around him.
A source told Page Six that Denise only dragged Charlie into court because her reality show is tanking and she's desperate to come up with exciting show ideas, "She thinks a court battle would be good for ratings so she wants all overnight visits with the girls ceased, and monitored visits with her nanny. She invited the media circus to the hearing and even wanted reporters in the judge's chambers - which wasn't allowed. It's ridiculous." She's accusing Charlie of things in order to save her reality show?

Charlie is planning to sue her for defamation and fight her for full custody of the girls.

The True Colors of Denise Richards

...once hot...now...is not

Denise Richards' lawyer called an emergency hearing in Los Angeles to review “serious issues” in Charlie Sheens' home that could be damaging to the couple’s kids.
Richards' attorney handed over videotape of the famous couples' two daughters, which shows them behaving in an alarming way - according to Richards.
After consulting two expert witnesses, the judge dismissed Richards’ request to alter her current custody arrangement with her ex.
more HERE
video HERE
Sheen 1 Richards ZERO

Outside court Sheen's attorney said, “Charlie is thrilled with the results.”
Adding, “She (Richards) lost for the second time in seeking to change any of the custodial arrangements that currently exist for Mr. Sheen and the children.”

Make that:
Sheen 2 Richards ZERO

Her credibility is a lot like her TV Show...RIDICULOUS.
After a few more episodes air of Richards' terrible TV show, Charlie should have all he needs to get full custody...

Denise goes to Court...

Denise Richards told Ryan Seacrest on his radio show this morning that her ex-husband, Charlie Sheen had "taken her to court."
Sources tell us this might have something to do with a statement released by Sheen two days ago, claiming their daughters had not shown up for a scheduled visit.
Sheen filed a motion this morning that was immediately sealed by the judge.
We're hearing that Denise's attorney will be holding a press conference around 11:30 AM PDT.
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War of Inappropriate Words

Seems an audio tape has leaked...by, none other than Denise 'C.' Richards in her latest salvo against her ex-husband...proving once and for all that she's a vicious scorned vindictive lunatic bitch...In other words, Sheen's use of the 'c word' to describe her, is, oh, so accurate.
Charlie Sheen used the "n word" in a voicemail from 2005 that his ex made available on the internet briefly and then quickly removed.
Not only did he call his wife (at the time) Denise Richards the 'n word', but he told Denise that he hopes she "rots in fucking hell" and then he called her a "fucking cunt."
ABC News report is HERE

So that's where she learned the word!

Costly Cocoa

it'll be a lot more expensive to do this

Cocoa prices surged to their highest level in over 20 years on Wednesday, adding extra pressure to global food prices...brace yourselves chocolate lovers!
Reuters story is HERE

Sheen says NO to Drugs

Charlie Sheen is convinced vaccinations are poison. And now, Charlie and his estranged ex-wife Denise Richards are a stalemate and may end up in court. Apparently, the kids doctor has been siding with Denise. DUH!
Check out a threatening letter Charlie's lawyer sent to the pediatrician last month, advising him Sheen did not consent to any treatment and promising legal retribution if he doesn't comply.

Denise Richards' Potty Mouth

Television Premiere of 'Living Lohan'

The reality television show 'Living Lohan' premiered on E! TV last night...
The picture above is Nana Lohan...she's totally FINE...However, the show appears to be about Dina Lohan's obsession with seeing her name splattered on blogs and TMZ.com.
When she does, she threatens them...whoo hoo!
Her personal assistant's job appears to be hunting for references to the Lohan's name throughout media every morning so Dina can rant about them.
The look on the assistants' face is priceless...it's the "I GET PAID FOR THIS...?" look...

Lindsay isn't on the show but she's mentioned a gazillion times, she's called on the phone and pictures of her appear frequently...DUH!

The show is produced by the guys who own the Palms' Hotel in Vegas and while it's shot on the east coast they seem to get plenty of Vegas product placement...hummm...

PS: It's really hard to say which is worse, but the Denise Richards' SHOW?...OMG! ...it's all about pot belly pigs screwing and Denise wanting to be a WHORE...
The crews working these gigs must be asking themselves, "...why am I doing THIS instead of REAL TV...again...?" about 10,000 times a day...
Los Angeles Times article HERE

PSS: ...and a little shout out this morning to Dina Lohan's assistant..."Hi!", 'cause I know you're reading this...

You give love a BAD NAME...

Richie Sambora was arrested for DUI last night in Laguna Beach, California.
'THE MAN' pulled him over before 11pm PST after they noticed he was driving wacky in his black Hummer.
In his defense, Hummers are huge and near impossible to navigate city streets in.

Richie entered rehab last year and was said to be doing well, so well he went out to celebrate it seems...
Let's blame Denise Richards for this. It's obvious.
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Sheen says NO to Denise Richards reality...

PageSix.com reports that Denise Richards is taking Charlie Sheen to court this morning after he refused to allow his kids star in her reality show. Denise is in talks for her own show and wants her two young daughters to co-star in it. Charlie is opposed to this, so they are taking it to Family Court.
Poor Denise. Shouldn't she be allowed to whore out her kids for a quick buck? Denise needs to leave her kids alone and fast forward to where her career is really heading...NOWHERE...
This should teach her a lesson or two about being the bitch she is, no cash for you babe...

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