The Voice of Fat People

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A Simpson looking good

WTF !!!!!!

Stupid and Creepy

Jessica and The Mosquito Net

Jessica Simpson is in Uganda shooting Vh1's reality show The Price of Beauty. Before she went to bed, Jessica fired up THE TWITTER about having to sleep in a mosquito net. Jessica joked, "WTF?!? Do I really have to sleep like this?"

To answer your question, Jessica, no you don't, try the evening without it, mosquitos are TOTALLY HARMLESS, and it will give VH1 another show, this one called Celebrity Hospital...

Coyote got her Dog....

Jessica's Boobs...Again

Jessica asks...

Dumping Jessica Simpson

Frumpy Jessica Simpson

It's the end of the road for Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo.
Romo called it quits with Jessica Simpson the night before her 29th birthday.
"She is heartbroken," said a source.
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...she just needs someone that appreciates her...and to stop wearing 'mommy jeans' ...and to stop binging on food ...and to sing better ...and to recapture the hearts and minds of America's boys and girls...

Happy Birthday Jessica Simpson

Jessica Belts Out National Anthem

Jessica Simpson’s Breasts/Veins (We Salute You)

Jessica Simpson emerged from her isolation chamber and paraded around Manhattan in a dress that was chosen with intention of eliciting every celeb weekly to do a weight update cover story. Yet while the goal might have been to flaunt her waist in this painted on dress, Jessica's boobs stole the spotlight -- and also appeared to be making a break for the border!
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Jessica Simpson Returns to Bad TV

Jessica 'County Fair' Simpson will travel the world to find out what different cultures consider beautiful. The show is called 'The Price of Beauty' and her spokespeople confirmed it, but wouldn't give up any details.
Apparently, one source said that Jessica will even try "shocking things that women do to make themselves beautiful."
...somehow the image of Joe Rogan returning to host as he goes one on one with Jessica in 'Fear Factor Goes to Hell' come to mind...
more HERE

Jessica Goes with Her Gut

...breathe!

Jessica Simpson decided to own her weight issues in a performance at Sea World in San Antonio, Texas on May 9th.
Performing as part of the “Bud & BBQ” country-music series, Simpson performed in her signature 'Daisy Dukes' and happily flaunted her tabloid famous tummy.
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And The Booby Prize Goes To...

In what was no doubt a contest of the utmost historical significance, Access Hollywood has deemed actress Scarlett Johansson to have the best breasts in Hollywood. Rounding out the list are Salma Hayek, Halle Berry, Jessica Simpson, and Jennifer Love Hewitt.
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Somethin' 'bout Simpson

Hello, my name is Jessica Simpson.
I 'pretend' to be stupid.
My father is obsessed with my boobs.
My mouth is very wide.
I frequently use self-tanning lotion.
Eat Me.
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Jessica in a Pinch

I touch myself

The OC Register reports that the audience at Saturdays performance in Irvine, California, the final stop on Jessica Simpsons concert tour started booing after the Daisy Duke- and high heel-sporting blonde, 28, tripped over the words while belting out the ditty "Still Don't Stop Me."
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...we just needed an excuse to post the pic above which presents Ms. Simpson exhibiting her favorite simultaneous hand positions...

Chubby Jessica Wears Corset - Fools Public

Now that spring is almost here, it's time for Jessica Simpson to break out her Daisy Dukes again — and how.
A little more than a month after enduring scrutiny over her unflattering high-waist jean getup, Simpson showed off her curves again at Sunday's Strawberry Festival in Plant City, Florida — this time in a sexy white corset and denim short shorts that are sure to elicit body talk of a more positive nature.
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...is that a belly-busting corset? somehow the corset/flannel shirt ensemble conceals the belly fat...c'mon...more to grab onto, right?

Soldier Simpson's Big D's on DVD

Apparently, there is a huge swath of America that has been scratching its collective head over why someone hasn’t done a remake of “Private Benjamin.”
That is the only potential explanation for the straight-to-DVD special “Private Valentine: Blonde and Dangerous,” coming today to a store near you.
The basic premise of the story is lifted intact from Goldie Hawn’s 1980 opus and mixed with lower production values and a less talented cast headlined by none other than Jessica Simpson...This is before the weight gain and her boobs seem to always be at attention...we can salute that!
more HERE
DVD available HERE

Plump You Up!

She's gone country - and added a few curves in the process.
Pop star-turned-country singer Jessica Simpson debuted a fuller-than-usual figure onstage Sunday during a performance at the KISS Country Chili Cookoff in Pembroke Pines, Fla.
Simpson showed off her new look in high-waist jeans, a leopard-print belt and low-cut tank.
more pics HERE
video HERE

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