Friday, July 31, 2009
um....ok....sure...we're just saying...
Labels: shake weight
7 year old driver in car chase
it was only a matter of time
Steve Job's leaving Apple HQ on Wednesday
Jon IS Kate
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Thursday, July 30, 2009
Organic Food no healthier,study finds...
Springsteen makes Cover of AARP
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Sperm bank offers Celebrity Look Alikes
A sperm bank in Los Angeles has taken creative to the freakshow level to help prospective baby batter buyers pick a load. California Cryobank has started posting pictures of celebrity look alikes who kind of look like the donor. They said they spent 6-months researching and matching famous dudes with guys in their inventory.
Scott Brown of Cryobank told KTLA, "The number one client question we get is: `Who does this donor look like?' We decided this would be a great way to give thorough and consistent answers. Clients love it. Look-a-Likes has only been available for a week and our Web site traffic is up 50 percent."
The official list is:
Check it all out HERE.
It's FAT PRINCESS DAY
Today is the release date for Fat Princess -- which has been nebulous for a while now -- has finally been nailed down. You can be playing some class-based cartoony multiplayer (with a dash of bloody ultraviolence) while your reading this. This is a simultaneous release for American, European and Asian regions -- though a Japanese release date has yet to be confirmed.
While the adorable cartoon protagonists will be losing arms and legs liberally, you'll be keeping yours with a price of $15. No doubt European and Asian prices will be announced soon. Make sure you check out the PlayStation Blog for a PlayStation Eye interview with the developers from Titan Studios.
Tru Blood coming from HBO this fall
Roseanne As The Domestic Hitler
Here is a small piece from the article:
"As we wrap up the shoot, Barr puts her Swastika armband, one of the gingerbread victims and a Polaroid of herself in the costume in a Ziploc bag, making it look like evidence from some bizarre crime scene. She plans on bringing it to her 13-year-old son when she picks him up from school. 'Maybe this will make my kid like me,' she says with a sigh. "
See more from HEEB Magazine HERE.
Classic Ray James
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Personal urns are a new and exciting way to memorialize your loved one.
Now a custom urn can created in the image of your loved one or favorite Celebrity.
And the custody goes to Grandma...
National Single Cougars Conference
Single cougars from all over America will converge on the Silicon Valley, the ONLY major metropolitan area in America with a surplus of single men, many of whom are young, educated, attractive, and prosperous, but lacking in experience with women.
7:30pm - Complimentary appetizers from Trader Vic's, as long as they last.
8pm – Entertaining Keynote Address with author Francesca Gentille and Tahil Gesyuk, her romantic partner, who is 14 years younger.
9pm-Midnight - The Cougar Ball, featuring dancing to your favorite hits. At approximately 11pm, one cougar at the Convention will be crowned MISS COUGAR AMERICA and receive prizes, including her choice of the upcoming Singles Halloween Cruise or the Spring Baja Cruise, courtesy of The Singles Travel Company, plus a Cougar Kit from Cardeaux Cosmetics, valued at over $100. To be eligible to win, the lucky Cougar must be present at the convention, legally single and at least 40 years of age.
BONUS: The first 50 women to arrive will receive free samples from Cardeaux Cosmetics!
Wednesday, July 29, 2009
Shopaholic died under purchases
Yet another Auction
Rock and Roll Auction
Jack Nicholson and his Boobs
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Kid Rock on Twitter
3 Things in Common
Adler alleges a woman in Oregon named Lisa Jill Martin-Cahn hired at least three private investigators since '08 to hunt him down ... "under the ruse" they were long lost lovers who met in rehab back in the early 90's.
Adler's docs, filed in L.A. County, say cops who visited Cahn at her Oregon home last month found "unopened boxes of house ware items which Cahn stated were wedding presents for her upcoming marriage to Adler."
Slash fits into this freak show like a leather glove, He claims Cahn has contacted him and his family members -- including his mother-in-law -- by phone and letters in desperate attempts to get in touch with Adler.
Both restraining orders were granted yesterday -- Cahn has to stay at least 500 yards away from both guys, their families, work .....
The Leningrad Cowboys & Red Army Choir
IPhone app scores sexual ability
Happy Birthday Will Wheaton
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"How I do IT" by Megan Fox
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THE PUNCH LINE
Charged with RUNNING A STRIP JOINT in the basement...
Tuesday, July 28, 2009
THE PUNCH LINE
-- Conan O'Brien
Shatner Does Palin
Monday, July 27, 2009
More of Michael's Body Parts
"The prosthesis he normally attached to his damaged nose was missing, revealing bits of cartilage surrounding a small dark hole..."
A lock of Michael Jackson's hair that was charred during a disastrous Pepsi commercial shoot is being turned into commemorative jewelery.
Michael Jackson honored in Austria
Louis Farrakhan gives speech about ‘crucifixion’ of Michael Jackson
George W. Bush and the Suppression of Truth
The pictures, kept secret by Washington during the presidency of George W Bush, were declassified by the White House last week. President Barack Obama is currently trying to galvanise Congress and the American public to take action to halt catastrophic climate change caused by rising levels of carbon dioxide in the atmosphere.
Cheney Pressured Bush to Authorize Use of Military on US Soil
...and Dubya was a self-proclaimed man of faith...wait, isn't 'do not lie' like, a mantra? ...aaah...ten commandments...bill of rights...it's all in the interpretation...
Lame Ass Duck
Always with Palin there was this cockeyed idea, usually from the yahoos on the right, the frauds who treat her as being real, that if you attacked her, you were attacking working moms and the “real Americans” she talked about in her speeches, the ones who live far from big cities. Or that you were somehow threatened by this strong woman. From the start, there was as much substance to that as there is to her political thought, which you could fit inside a golf ball.
The full transcript of her rambling, 2300-word farewell address is HERE
President Palin "Impossible"
Saturday, July 25, 2009
It Might Get Really Really Loud
Jimmy Page. The Edge. Jack White.
Guitar players have no reason to read any further. Take the day off work or school, and find the loudest movie theater you can. Go ahead. The film was made for you. It's like "guitar porn."
U2 reviews the documentary It Might Get Loud HERE
Prince & Plant
While Page is a member of the Order of the British Empire, Plant now outranks him with his new title of Commander of the British Empire.
more HERE and HERE
Noisettes Never Forget You
from the album 'Wild Young Hearts'
In the midst of a busy summer schedule of European festival dates, effervescent UK pop trio Noisettes will travel to America for three weeks of club dates in advance of their album, WILD YOUNG HEARTS. Kicking off July 22nd in Los Angeles, Noisettes will visit nearly a dozen cities.
FYI : The President is a Black Man
the press conference that started it all HERE
Obama rushes to quell racial uproar he helped fire
Obama's apology in Gates case right on target
Police unions don't get apology from Obama, but happy with reversal
Harvard prof Henry Louis Gates 'happy to oblige' Obama invite for beer with Sgt. James Crowley
Killing a Cartoon Porn Star
more HERE and HERE
Friday, July 24, 2009
Pink Floyd - Green Cheese
Unreleased Pink Floyd Material
Pink Floyd "Moonhead" -1969-
A instrumental piece used for a TV-program on the evening of the first moon landing July 20, 1969. The program was a used by the BBC in between the coverage of the actual moon landing -and was called 'But what if it's made of green cheese'.
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Lara Stone Spreads Out
R.I.P.: John Dawson
Jewish Wall of Tweets
The Western Wall can now be accessed through the networking service, allowing believers anywhere to have their prayers placed between its 2,000-year-old-stones without leaving home.
The Tweet Your Prayers Web site says supplicants' messages will be printed out and taken to the wall, joining the thousands of handwritten notes placed by visitors who believe their requests will find a shortcut to God.
BBC report HERE
Florida Prudes Vote to Discriminate
Former Fort Myers Beach, Florida Town Manager Scott Janke appeared on "The Early Show" Friday to discuss why he was canned from his job. And the reason -- his porn star wife Anabela Janke -- was at his side on the show.
Scott, who married Anabela in October, was fired at an emergency meeting Tuesday after the mayor and council members learned the nature of her employment. Scott, the town manager for 15 months, was unanimously voted out, terminated with six months pay.
The firing came after Anabela, who goes by the stage name Jazella Moore, was recognized by an editor of an online adult entertainment publication after a photo of the couple on the Fourth of July parade was published in the local paper.
...this has lawsuit written all over it...there is NO justification for the firing...pure discrimination...
Aussies Do What Americans Won't...
Australian comedy show "The Chaser's War on Everything," shows a man dressed as an Abu Ghraib prisoner disrupting one of John Yoo's classes (he currently lectures at UC Berkeley and Chapman University). Yoo, formerly of the Department of Justice, played a key role in the Bush administration's justification of torture.
...some applauded like vacuous zombies
...who were they applauding? ...if it was John Yoo for ending class then yes they are vacuous zombies!
...we're willing to wager that the majority of students in Yoo's classes have no idea who he is...hence, no outrage...
Top 10 Bruce Campbell Performances
NFL Embraces Thugs & Money
Goodell issued a conditional reinstatement for the suspended former Falcons quarterback that will allow Vick to attend training camp if he signs with a team, but will still suspend Vick for the first four games of the 2009 season.
...a disgusting display of greed...allowing thugs to participate and earn millions of dollars...and a society that accepts the thuggery and is willing to empty their pocketbooks to support...the nfl should ban this guy for life!