Michael Lohan Chimes In

Lindsay's dad, Michael Lohan, being the publicity hungry attention whore that he is, has issued his own statement to Access Hollywood regarding Anderson Cooper's comments while guest-hosting on “Live with Regis & Kelly” Monday, calling the E! reality show, “Living Lohan,” a “train wreck” and referring to 14 year old daughter, Ali Lohan as 'looking like a 60-year-old'.

ML: "Quick Quick, I have to say something, who should I call...?"

Anderson Cooper was soooooooooooo right...hahaha

Ali's Accidental Audition

Lindsay Lohan’s fame seeking baby sister Ali Lohan apparently unwittingly auditioned for famed porn director Peter Davy, much to her family's supposed dismay.
The 14-year-old aspiring singer and actress auditioned for Davy’s new horror film Trolls during filming for her reality show with stage mother Dina Lohan, Living Lohan.
Reality show camera’s followed Ali when she auditioned for Trolls director Davy, who’s better known for helming such porn classics as Voodoo Lust and Dreams in the Forbidden Zone.
more HERE

Anderson Cooper critiques 'Living Lohan'

Bumps on the Road to Fame

Something has changed about Lindsay's little sister, the Living Lohan star, Ali Lohan...no, it's not the scowl, that seems to be constant...look a little lower...that's it!
So, the question is...will Ali's 'enhancement' help her burgeoning career?
HERE is a list of celebs whose breasts have affected their careers.

Television Premiere of 'Living Lohan'

The reality television show 'Living Lohan' premiered on E! TV last night...
The picture above is Nana Lohan...she's totally FINE...However, the show appears to be about Dina Lohan's obsession with seeing her name splattered on blogs and TMZ.com.
When she does, she threatens them...whoo hoo!
Her personal assistant's job appears to be hunting for references to the Lohan's name throughout media every morning so Dina can rant about them.
The look on the assistants' face is priceless...it's the "I GET PAID FOR THIS...?" look...

Lindsay isn't on the show but she's mentioned a gazillion times, she's called on the phone and pictures of her appear frequently...DUH!

The show is produced by the guys who own the Palms' Hotel in Vegas and while it's shot on the east coast they seem to get plenty of Vegas product placement...hummm...

PS: It's really hard to say which is worse, but the Denise Richards' SHOW?...OMG! ...it's all about pot belly pigs screwing and Denise wanting to be a WHORE...
The crews working these gigs must be asking themselves, "...why am I doing THIS instead of REAL TV...again...?" about 10,000 times a day...
Los Angeles Times article HERE

PSS: ...and a little shout out this morning to Dina Lohan's assistant..."Hi!", 'cause I know you're reading this...