Osama Bin Laden TV Watching Habits

Reuters Osama Bin Laden Compound Aftermath Photos Here

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Drawing Obama

Is there a bottom of the barrel when it comes to exploiting the President’s immense popularity in the publishing world? Sadly, the answer is no. For those not familiar with the “spandex-clad, big pecs, big tits, big guns” world that is the comics industry, HERE’s a rundown of the best and rest (well, mostly rest) of Obama tie-in items released in the wake of the his mega-selling guest appearance with Spider-Man.

Gay Marriage Advocate : Dick Cheney

Apparently, former Vice President Dick Cheney and most Republicans don't see eye-to-eye on the issue of same-sex marriage.
Speaking at the National Press Club, Cheney said he's not against gay marriage. Cheney's daughter is gay.
In the same speech, Cheney also confused the names of Osama bin Laden and President Barack Obama.
more HERE
video HERE

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THE PUNCHLINE

"Osama bin Laden's former cook ... is coming to New York to face charges. You know, we also got his driver. And here's the good news. I understand we're closing in on his pool boy and his aroma therapist."
-- Jay Leno

Ventura Mops the Floor with Hannity

Former Navy SEAL, wrestler , and Minnesota Governor vs. a FOX news host. Guess who wins?



excerpt:
HANNITY: There were a group of radicals that were at war with the United States and we weren't at war with them. We saw the first Trade Center bombing, the Embassy bombings, the USS Cole, and we think radicals that think God is going to reward them in Heaven with virgins. Jesse, how do you stop them.

VENTURA: Well, you pay attention to memos on August 6 that tell you exactly what bin Laden's gonna do.

more HERE

Dead? ...or Alive?

Pakistan's president said Monday his intelligence agencies believe Osama bin Laden may be dead, but he added there is no proof.
Other Pakistani officials and a U.S. counter terrorism official said they thought the al-Qaida chief is alive. U.S. officials said bin Laden is most likely hiding in the mountains along Pakistan's border with Afghanistan, in particular the lawless tribal regions.
"We continue to believe that bin Laden is alive," said the U.S. official, who declined to be named because he was not authorized to discuss the matter on the record.
Reports of bin Laden's death or of near-captures have punctuated his years on the run since the September 11, 2001 attack on the U.S., only to be seemingly debunked by periodic audio and video recordings.
Washington Post report HERE

Stop Breeding, Hitler!

Condom ads: In the U.S., we get faux-patriotism and soft-core porn, while the French have safe sex on the beach. Now, from Germany, comes a dour dose of angst in a campaign for Doc Morris Pharmacies. The message: Use a condom, and be sure you're not bringing the next Osama bin Laden, Adolf Hitler or Mao Tse-Tung into the world.

THE PUNCHLINE

"A mailman was arrested for not delivering junk mail. Still no word on bin Laden."
--David Letterman

The Report is In...

Coincidence?

This is the kind of warped garbage that jackasses create to strike fear and uncertainty in ignorant people...
That's right...it's fake...see HERE

McCain wants DRAFT BACK...

At a town hall meeting, an audience member praised Senator John McCain for his vow to "follow bin Laden to the gates of hell." After a long question about veterans' care, the questioner said she believed we needed to reinstate the draft, to which McCain seemed to readily agree
more HERE

Osama Bin Laden Shot Dead...Again!

PATNA, India - An elephant named "Osama bin Laden" that has killed more than 11 people and injured dozens over the past few months was shot dead in Jharkhand, officials said on Saturday.
Reuters report HERE

...the thing is...back in 2006 a different rogue elephant also named Osama bin Laden was shot and killed in India...that story is HERE
...so we can only conclude that the Indian are either forgetful, not very creative...or...have a great sense of humor...

Jonesville Church of God of Racism

Jonesville, South Carolina - Pastor Roger Byrd of Jonesville Church of God put the sign up which reads "Obama Osama humm are they brothers?"
Pastor Byrd says the sign is not meant to be racial or political but rather to make people think. "His name is so close to Osama I have a feeling he might be Islamic therefore he doesn't recognize Christ," Pastor Byrd said.
story is HERE

...yeah, hummm...we're pretty sure Pastor Byrd is a lying, racist...harbinger of goodwill...a true 'man of the cloth'...

It Isn’t Easy Being the Sexy Bin Laden

What’s in a name? Plenty. Especially if you’re trying to become a sultry little pop star and you just happen to be the niece of public enemy number one.

After September 11, the name bin Laden turned radioactive, borderline satanic-by-association. It made her feel cursed, presumed guilty—made her wonder if it might keep her from ever getting a record deal. So she took her mother’s maiden name, (Wafah) Dufour, which makes for a better first impression, even though the bin Laden taint is always there.
January 2008 GQ article HERE
official website HERE

Olly Olly Oxen Free

SAN ANTONIO, Texas -- Morgan Spurlock apparently has an unlimited desire to influence the public.
After all, he ate nothing but McDonald's food for 30 days in the documentary hit Super Size Me.
With a pair of upcoming releases -- the DVD of What Would Jesus Buy? and the theatrical film of Where in the World Is Osama bin Laden? -- Spurlock is taking on corporate giant Wal-Mart and the hunt for the world's most noted fugitive.
Both are due in late April.
Columbus Dispatch interview HERE
meaning of olly olly oxen free HERE

Osama and Me

Rumors are flying that filmmaker Morgan Spurlock of 'Super Size Me' fame may have done what the United States government has failed to do for the last six years — find Osama bin Laden.
the story is HERE