"The Lohan" Twitters

Pornography, Parody and Lindsay Lohan

Hustler has made a real Lindsay Lohan porn video! In it, Samantha and Lindsay are together again! They feast on each others hot bodies before giving up some of the most toe curling orgasms you’ll ever see!
Scarlett Faye as Lindsay Lohan & Dylan Ryan as Samantha...
more HERE

Related:
Michael Lohan Fires Back Over Lindsay Lohan Porn Parody

...we're willing to wager that Lindsay has watched this gem several times already...

The Girls are in Town

The Daily Mail is saying that Lindsay Lohan has followed Mr. Ronson to London in a bid to win her back. Seems she scheduled photo shoots and club appearances in London for the same dates Sam would be in town.
Last night, Sam and her brother Mark were at Bungalow 8 when stalker Lohan blew in with her friends. It wasn't all hugs and well YOU KNOW, because Ronson ran outta there. Since parting ways back in April, the former bump buddies haven't been photographed together, but HoHan has been seen leaving SamRo's pad in Los Angeles a couple of times. The plot thins yet again! Sam is due to be in London for about a week and you better believe Lohan will stay in town for at least that long.

Crackhead in the Oven...?

Gossip sites are saying that after Freckle Face and Carpet Muncher broke up, Freckle Face started passing her BEAVER around and kind of made a baby...
The source apparently said:
“I swear she’s carrying. She’s going through big emotional turmoil. She’s not sure if she’ll have it or go through with an abortion that she booked to have in the next few days. Saddest part is she has no idea who the father is. She must have slept with more than two dozen men in the past couple of months.”
more HERE
"Hahaha," Lindsay tells E! News, denying that she's got a baby on board and laughing off the report that she's going through "big emotional turmoil" over the supposed pregnancy.

Sam & Lilo on the Sly

Cameras caught Samantha Ronson, 31, leaving Lindsay Lohan’s pad at 6 a.m. Friday after spending the entire night with her.
Lohan, 22, was spotted heading into Ronson’s home later that night and didn’t leave until the next morning.
Coincidentally - or not - Ronson changed her Facebook relationship status from “single” to “it’s complicated” around the same time.
A source close to Lohan said that the “Mean Girls” star’s alarming recent weight loss is an attempt to get attention from Ronson.“She is a self-destructive person,” Lohan’s “friend” says. “It’s all part of her cry for attention. She wants Sam to see how bad she’s hurting and she wants Hollywood to see her as a ‘tortured artist’ who is wasting away … This is a symptom of something much bigger – a desperate need to be noticed.”
more HERE

Lindsay Leaning Toward Lewd

Word on the street is that newly-single Lindsay Lohan is strapped for cash and unemployed, and it looks as though the 22-year-old may have finally found her forte: starring in a topless show in Las Vegas.
Lohan flew from Los Angeles to Las Vegas on Saturday on the private plane of the producer of Mel B. and Kelly Monaco's "Peepshow" to attend the grand opening of the sexy striptease production, but made the trip more importantly because she had a meeting scheduled with director and Broadway big-wig, Jerry Mitchell.
"Peepshow" is designed to have rotating leads and according to very close inside sources, Lohan is in official negotiations to take over from Monaco.
more HERE

Related:
Lindsay Lohan's 5 Possible, Career-Boosting Rebounds
LINDSAY LOHAN Back on men after Ronson split

Mr. Lohan Quits Blogging...

Lindsay Lohan's father Michael has quit his online blog - but not before attacking his daughter's girlfriend Samantha Ronson one more time.
more HERE
the blog is HERE

Lindsay's Fine Whine

Lindsay Lohan is supposedly still on the wagon, but that hasn't stopped her from uncorking a mighty fine whine.
"You know what's hard?" the underemployed, drama-addicted starlet, 22, bellyaches in the February 2009 issue of Interview (the chat was conducted by Lauren Hutton). "I want to give back. I want to do all the things that will make me feel fulfilled. But whenever I do those things, people think it's a press stunt or something."
Lohan, who reportedly rang in the new year by publicly brawling with squeeze Samantha Ronson, blames the paparazzi for making her life difficult...

Lohan Speaks...

we did NOT break up!

read it HERE

Lohan out of the closet verbally

WOW! ...and they're all for me...

Sam and Lindsay attend Sam's sister, Charlotte Ronson's show during fashion week in New York.
more HERE and HERE
video HERE

Sam introduced to the Denver Boot...and Omelette

While Samantha Ronson has been enjoying the beaches of Miami with her "special friend" Lindsay Lohan, authorities in Los Angeles put the Denver boot on her black Caddy, which she left parked in front of her home. The splattered eggs are a nice touch...did the TMZ guys do it for effect? We may never know...

You know it's a slow news day when we care about this...WE MISS BRITNEY!!

Why you book Sam Ronson...

"[Samantha Ronson] She's not a particularly good DJ. When you see her DJ, she really looks asleep at the wheel. She'll smoke cigarettes and just click through songs on her laptop.

She's like the 'friend with a bunch of records' that you had come over when you had house parties in your parents' basement. The more drunk or high you get, the better she sounds. When you book Samantha Ronson for a party, you're not booking her because she's a great DJ."
- Us Weekly's Ian Drew tells ABC News
...or, just watch THIS

...so, Lindsay is more than tasty cootch...she's a mealticket...

Lindsay's friend wears a naughty shirt

People complain about Sam’s shirt, but all she’s doing is wearing a shirt promoting the band The Virgins…
more HERE

Secret Lesbian Signal?

V sign Usage:

back of the hand facing the signer

• Two - nonverbal communication of quantity
• Victory – was first popularised by Winston Churchill, and sometimes is made using both hands, or upraised arms as Richard Nixon used to do.
• Peace or Friend – used by peace groups, counter-culture, from Chicago to Tiananmen Square.
• Bunny ears – used facetiously behind the head of a subject of a photograph.

Palm facing the signer

• Two - indicating quantity, although more common with palm turned around.
• Insulting – largely restricted to the UK, Ireland, South Africa, Australia, and New Zealand.
• Peace – in the United States without respect to the direction.

Other

• Cunnilingus – insulting, holding the fingers in front of one's lips, as if performing the action.

Heteroflexible

16-year-old girls were asked how significant it is that Lindsay Lohan is making out with another girl.
Turns out it's about as significant as Lohan changing her hairstyle. This should be no surprise: they’ve been watching The OC (Mischa Barton snogging another girl) and The L Word, the lesbian soap, for years. At school, they’ve been swapping notes about being gay, bi or 'heteroflexible' since they were 12. To them, lesbianism isn’t cool, it’s just normal.
So the Lohan-Ronson tryst is not a blow for gay rights? No. It’s just two people in love...
These days, it seems, lesbianism is only as shocking as two people make it. When challenged with repeated questions from paparazzi, Samantha Ronson’s response was succinct but deadly: “Are you retarded?”
Difference between lesbianism and gay-ism: women having sex with other women heightens their femininity; men having sex with other men diminishes their masculinity. That's how it's viewed.
Is it any wonder that the girls think lesbianism is cool?
more HERE

...this trend is acceptable to us here at CWW

Lindsay Admits Lesbian Love

Read it HERE.

Is she or isn't she...?

Not this time! ...Plus, lately LiLo has been having her carpet cleaned regularly by Samantha Ronson...we're pretty sure you can't get preggo that way...
No, Lindsay was with pretend child for her latest big screen venture, “Labor Pains,” about an up and coming assistant who fakes a pregnancy in order to avoid getting the ax. more HERE

Lindsay, Sam & Lily Ménage à Trois

They say three's a crowd, but Lindsay Lohan and her girlfriend Samantha Ronson didn't seem to mind last night as they took singer Lily Allen out on the town in Los Angeles.
more HERE

Interracial Bi-sexual Hollywood Harlot

Bobby Brown's son, Landon Brown claims that he got intimate with Lindsay Lohan in a very interesting place. He boasts: “Me and Lindsay got really, really close...
“She followed me to the bathroom during a private party, and, well, we basically got together...“I think she knew who I was when she first saw me...
“We were just staring at each other and she walked by. I walked into the bathroom and she followed me in.”

...how does Samantha (Ronson) feel about all this? ...it's possible Lindsay enjoys a little dark meat in between helpings of pink taco...