Demi Does Snoop...

See it HERE

Brad Pitt Gets Wired

Brad Pitt is on the cover of the August issue of Wired Magazine. Why is Brad Pitt on the cover? Because Brad is giving apparently very bad advice on correct 21st century technology culture behavior. Excerpts:

• On Ashton Kutcher posting a picture of his wife's butt on Twitter: "Don't take a picture of your wife's butt. That's silly. Take pictures of other people's wives' butts."
• On looking for love on the internet: "Everyone lies online. In fact, readers expect you to lie. If you don't, they'll think you make less than you actually do. So the only way to tell the truth is to lie."
• On using the phone while you're taking a pee or poo: "No, you can't talk on the phone! Do you want the guy next to you to hear your entire conversation?
• On texting while you're taking a pee or poo: "Just be sure you don't hit the wrong button and end up putting a photo of your junk on Twitter. Trust me, you don't want those followers."

more HERE

CNN Punk'd

ATLANTA, Georgia -- The scene was more reminiscent of a Hollywood production than an elaborate prank by the Punk'd-master himself.
Ashton Kutcher, along with his wife, Demi Moore, dropped by Atlanta, Georgia's CNN Center on Wednesday to fulfill his promise to "ding-dong-ditch" CNN founder Ted Turner's house after winning last April's race to attract 1 million followers on the micro-blogging site Twitter.
more HERE

Ashton Kutcher Trumps CNN ...on Twitter

Ashton Kutcher single-handedly conquered CNN. On Twitter, anyway.
Kutcher, the clownish actor and startlingly savvy new-media entrepreneur, edged past the cable news network late Thursday to become the first Twitter user to have 1 million people signed up to follow his tweets. It marked a milestone in the explosive growth of the young company.
more HERE

Bruce Marries Demi's Doppelgänger

British lingerie model Emma Heming, 30, married 54-year-old Bruce Willis at a small, private wedding ceremony took place on Saturday at Willis' home in Parrot Cay, Turks & Caicos.
In attendance were Willis' first wife, Demi Moore, and her husband Ashton Kutcher, as well as his daughters Rumer, Scout, and Tallulah Belle.
more HERE

Husband Tweets Demi in Granny Panties

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No Title Required...

Demi Speaks...Says Nothing...

...more nonsense from the comedy team of Moore & Kutcher HERE

Cougar Ramblings...

...think Ashton and Demi's antics are cute?
then go HERE

The Cougar, her Man & a cell phone at an Oscar Party

see more of Ashton's crap HERE

As close as he will ever get...

Did Ashton's 'leaked winners list' turn out to be accurate?

Ashton Repents

HERE is why the primadonna repented...

Mom, Dad and the Kids

...funny...the older folk look like they're about to shit themselves but the younger of the bunch are smiling...just an observance...

Ashton Kutcher's New Project

Ashton Kutcher for Pepe Jeans??

seriously...I'm not gay...click the pic

Wedding plans...or Pop Fiction?

AFTER parading their love around Cannes Film Festival like a pair of in-season baboons, Lindsay Lohan announces she’s getting hitched to celebrity DJ Samantha Ronson...more HERE
...pics are HERE
we wonder though...

Lindsay's daddy, Michael Lohan says YES , her mother, Dina and sister, Ali say NO!. Even Lindsay is in DENIAL
We think it's Ashton Kutcher and his goofy show Pop Fiction that takes the piss 'outa the paparazzi ...but we've been right and wrong BEFORE...

Ashton Kutcher has webbed feet

Ashton Kutcher wants you to know that he's not perfect.
He was on the Friday Night with Jonathan Ross talk show on the BBC when he decided to take off his shoes to reveal that his feet were slightly webbed.
Just before he decided to whip out his tootsies he said, "When everything else is so good-looking, something has to give."
more HERE

Ashton Kutcher has a new show

Pop Fiction, an eight-episode series, is a prank show targeting paparazzi and gullible media outlets. It’s made with the eager help of stars, who were the laughing stocks of Ashton Kutcher’s former MTV Show PUNK'D.
This time the shoe’s on the other foot, and the series has been kept so tightly under wraps that E!’s own website fell victim to the Hilton hoax and other planted stories that producers won’t yet divulge.
story is HERE and HERE

Guess who got Hepatitis A shots this week?

Ashton Kutcher, Bruce Willis, Demi Moore, Madonna, Lucy Liu, Gwyneth Paltrow, Liv Tyler, Eric Dane, Rebecca Gayheart, Salma Hayek and Roberto Cavalli.

They were all in attendance at Ashton's 3oth birthday party at Socialista in NYC along with a bartender who had Hep A.
Wall Street Journal story is HERE