Ali's Accidental Audition

Lindsay Lohan’s fame seeking baby sister Ali Lohan apparently unwittingly auditioned for famed porn director Peter Davy, much to her family's supposed dismay.
The 14-year-old aspiring singer and actress auditioned for Davy’s new horror film Trolls during filming for her reality show with stage mother Dina Lohan, Living Lohan.
Reality show camera’s followed Ali when she auditioned for Trolls director Davy, who’s better known for helming such porn classics as Voodoo Lust and Dreams in the Forbidden Zone.
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Wedding plans...or Pop Fiction?

AFTER parading their love around Cannes Film Festival like a pair of in-season baboons, Lindsay Lohan announces she’s getting hitched to celebrity DJ Samantha Ronson...more HERE
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we wonder though...

Lindsay's daddy, Michael Lohan says YES , her mother, Dina and sister, Ali say NO!. Even Lindsay is in DENIAL
We think it's Ashton Kutcher and his goofy show Pop Fiction that takes the piss 'outa the paparazzi ...but we've been right and wrong BEFORE...

Television Premiere of 'Living Lohan'

The reality television show 'Living Lohan' premiered on E! TV last night...
The picture above is Nana Lohan...she's totally FINE...However, the show appears to be about Dina Lohan's obsession with seeing her name splattered on blogs and TMZ.com.
When she does, she threatens them...whoo hoo!
Her personal assistant's job appears to be hunting for references to the Lohan's name throughout media every morning so Dina can rant about them.
The look on the assistants' face is priceless...it's the "I GET PAID FOR THIS...?" look...

Lindsay isn't on the show but she's mentioned a gazillion times, she's called on the phone and pictures of her appear frequently...DUH!

The show is produced by the guys who own the Palms' Hotel in Vegas and while it's shot on the east coast they seem to get plenty of Vegas product placement...hummm...

PS: It's really hard to say which is worse, but the Denise Richards' SHOW?...OMG! ...it's all about pot belly pigs screwing and Denise wanting to be a WHORE...
The crews working these gigs must be asking themselves, "...why am I doing THIS instead of REAL TV...again...?" about 10,000 times a day...
Los Angeles Times article HERE

PSS: ...and a little shout out this morning to Dina Lohan's assistant..."Hi!", 'cause I know you're reading this...

Grindhouse Redux

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Set the Tivo

Lindsay Lohan's family has signed up to star in their own reality TV show.
The Osbournes-style program will mainly feature Dina Lohan and her singer/actress daughter Ali, but Lindsay will be making a few cameo appearances.
Filming for the series, which will be shown on E!, is set to begin Oct. 30 in New York. Dina Lohan will be at the center of the action and will serve as executive producer. The show will also follow the Lohan matriarch as she attempts to manage other performers' careers.
She tells People, "It's about what I do, how you can be successful, and be a single mom and fulfilling your kids' dreams.
"It won't just be following my family around like other shows. It'll show me cultivating careers, going to soccer practice. Ali going to school and in the studio. It'll encompass everything. Lindsay is a family member and will lend a helping hand if Ali asks her, when she's in the recording studio. We just want it to be real."