The things Brad Pitt does for CASH

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Secret Meeting

Grazia Magazine says that Brad and his ex-wife had another "SECRET MEETING " in NYC recently. Apparently, Brad asked Jen to come to his suite at the Essex Hotel, because he wanted to talk her about his relationship with the Angie Jolie.

The source said, "She arrived at his hotel suite a matter of hours after they had spoken. Brad was unloading his emotional baggage on Jen, which isn't exactly fair considering their history. She was quick to tell him she wanted no part in his break-up with Angelina."

Thank God for Name Tags...

Brad talks...

The "PITT" Speaks

On why he won't marry St. Angie right this second:
“I have love in my life

, a soul mate—absolutely. When someone asked me why Angie and I don’t get married, I replied, ‘Maybe we’ll get married when it’s legal for everyone else.’ I stand by that, although I took a lot of flak for saying it—hate mail from religious groups. I believe everyone should have the same rights. They say gay marriage ruins families and hurts kids. Well, I’ve had the privilege of seeing my gay friends being parents and watching their kids grow up in a loving environment.”

On Prop 8:
"It's ridiculous that Prop 8 took away gay people's right to marry! I have no understanding of that kind of hatred. Maybe it's fear of difference or of the unknown. If you feel belittled, maybe you need someone else to belittle to feel powerful. It's the only way I know how to explain it. You've got religion telling you what to think about homosexuality, about marriage. They say homosexuality is a choice, a lifestyle, something you can be cured of, and that isn't true. But if you're tucked away and have no friends who are gay, you'll believe what the preachers say. Just think of it in terms of being in love--how would you feel if someone told you that you couldn't be with the person you loved?"

On spiritual stuff:
"I grew up in a Christian community and for me the positive thing was that once a week, on Sundays, we focused on bigger issues. But the negative to me is that it was very stifling in the end because it was about what you can't do. Now, Christians will argue, 'That's not true.' To me, I just found Christianity to be, 'Don't do this, don't do that.'"

On France:
"There's real value in the quality of life in France. They've got a great healthcare system, great education. The Lycee Francaise is a bilingual international school that works for us because we can plug the kids into the school program even if we are off doing a movie somewhere, like London or New York. Most places have a Lycee program.

On smoking the good shit in the olden days:
“I liked to smoke a bit of grass at the time, and I became very sheltered. Then I got bored. I was turning into a damn doughnut, really. So I moved as far away from that as I could. I was done. In Missouri, where I come from, we don’t talk about what we do—we just do it. If we talk about it, it’s seen as bragging.”

On the grotto behind the waterfall in his L.A. house:
"It is a great place for sex."

Fond Memories

"I even remember his little bungalow that we lived in off Melrose (Avenue), that we'd smoke lots of pot in.

"Then we split and he became Brad Pitt."

- Juliette Lewis

Breastfeeding Jolie Style

Daniel Edwards, the artist behind such pieces of work like "Brit Brit Pushing Out A Cheetoling" and the "OctoMommy Butt Plug," will unveil his new sculpture at Mainsite Contemporary Art space in Norman, Oklahoma in September.

In honor of Breastfeeding Week, Daniel created the above shown piece of trash Angie Jolie. Daniel said he was inspired by that "private picture" on the cover of W Magazine taken by Brad Pitt.

The sculpture titled "Landmark for Breastfeeding" shows Jolie breastfeeding her twins in the "football-hold."

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Brad Pitt Gets Wired

Brad Pitt is on the cover of the August issue of Wired Magazine. Why is Brad Pitt on the cover? Because Brad is giving apparently very bad advice on correct 21st century technology culture behavior. Excerpts:

• On Ashton Kutcher posting a picture of his wife's butt on Twitter: "Don't take a picture of your wife's butt. That's silly. Take pictures of other people's wives' butts."
• On looking for love on the internet: "Everyone lies online. In fact, readers expect you to lie. If you don't, they'll think you make less than you actually do. So the only way to tell the truth is to lie."
• On using the phone while you're taking a pee or poo: "No, you can't talk on the phone! Do you want the guy next to you to hear your entire conversation?
• On texting while you're taking a pee or poo: "Just be sure you don't hit the wrong button and end up putting a photo of your junk on Twitter. Trust me, you don't want those followers."

more HERE

Brad Philanthropist Pitt

After Brad Pitt purchased a very expensive piece of art for his collection, he used his money to do some good. Doug Pitt announced the Brad Pitt family, Doug and Lisa Pitt and Rob and Julie Neal will donate $1 million to establish an endowment fund to pay cancer specialists at St. John's. In honor of their mother, the center will be renamed St. John's Jane Pitt Pediatric Cancer Center.
The endowment fund will also go toward building a new pediatric unit, a 10-bedroom hospital-based Ronald McDonald house and doubling the size of the neonatal and pediatric intensive care units. St. John's is matching the $1 million donation to help fund the expansion.
Springfield News-Leader blurb HERE

Brad Pitt on Hygiene

Eli Roth, Brad Pitt's Inglourious Basterds co-star, told People that Maddox's favorite carrier knows that the only way you can get fresh and clean is with a baby wipe. Eli said, "After a scene, Brad had to get next to me for a close-up shot, and he said, 'Damn, you're ripe,' I said, 'I didn’t have time to shower.' He said, 'Baby wipes, man, baby wipes. I got six kids. All you've got to do is just take them, a couple quick wipes under the pits. Man, I'm getting pissed on all day. I don't have time to take a shower.'"

Related:
Is "Inglourious Basterds" The Real Spelling of the Title?

Mel Gibson's Crazed Church Rant

In what is being described as a "crazed rant," Mel Gibson, fed up with gossip among the congregation about his personal affairs, chastised his fellow churchgoers during Sunday services at his Holy Family Chapel in Agoura Hills, California.
A witness said that Mel lost it in front of two priests and a bishop, “Mel got up on his stage -- the altar -- and went off. He tried to intimidate the parishioners by staring at everyone with his angry eyes. Mel even threatened to shut down the church if people kept gossiping about him. The bottom line is that if Mel hadn’t cheated on his wife and gotten his Russian girlfriend pregnant, there wouldn’t be much to gossip about – he created this mess, and now he’s trying to control it."
more HERE

Related:
Brad Pitt Quotes Mel Gibson's DUI Rant

Let's Go Gosselin now, everybody's learnin' how...

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Hold the Presses...

How's this for a parting shot: Big mouth John Mayer wants to spill the intimate details of his relationship with Jennifer Aniston in a no-holds-barred book — including the night Jen called him "Brad" in bed!
more HERE

Jennifer Aniston: “I’m totally over Brad”

Jennifer Aniston’s showdown with ex-husband Brad Pitt seems to have had a profoundly peaceful effect on her. The day after their first post-divorce collision at the 81st Academy Awards, with four years and another woman between them, the actress told OK! exclusively that the critics are all wrong.
“I am totally over Brad,” Jen, 40, told OK!.
In fact, Jen is completely dedicated to her musician beau John Mayer, she explains, and is a fan of his music.
“I deeply, deeply care about him,” she has said. “We adore one another. And that’s where it is.”
more HERE

Nominations for 81st Academy Awards

Best Motion Picture of the Year

• The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
• Frost/Nixon
• Milk
• The Reader
• Slumdog Millionaire

Performance by an Actor in a Leading Role

• Richard Jenkins, The Visitor
• Frank Langella, Frost/Nixon
• Sean Penn, Milk
• Brad Pitt, The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
• Mickey Rourke, The Wrestler

Performance by an Actor in a Supporting Role

• Josh Brolin, Milk
• Robert Downey Jr., Tropic Thunder
• Philip Seymour Hoffman, Doubt
• Heath Ledger, The Dark Knight
• Michael Shannon, Revolutionary Road

Performance by an Actress in a Leading Role

• Anne Hathaway, Rachel Getting Married
• Angelina Jolie, Changeling
• Melissa Leo, Frozen River
• Kate Winslet. The Reader
• Meryl Streep, Doubt

Performance by an Actress in a Supporting Role

• Amy Adams, Doubt
• Penélope Cruz, Vicky Cristina Barcelona
• Viola Davis, Doubt
• Taraji P. Henson, The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
• Marisa Tomei, The Wrestler

all the nominations are HERE

Live Action Thundercats!

Hey Brad, Nice Sweater...NOT!

Brad Pitt sports an interesting sweater/scarf/blouse top while arriving at LAX airport.

Favorite Couples of 2008

1. Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens
2. Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie
3. Halle Berry and Gabriel Aubry
4. Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale
5. Liev Schreiber and Naomi Watts
6. Ellen DeGeneres and Portia de Rossi
7. Jake Gyllenhaal and Reese Witherspoon
8. Carla Bruni and Nicolas Sarkozy
9. Beyonce Knowles and Jay-Z
10. Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel
more HERE

Brad in Japan

Brad Pitt is a star of the Japanese (small) screen in a remake of the 1953 French film Les Vacances de Monsieur Hulot -- that'd be Mr. Hulot's Vacation to you -- directed by Wes Anderson. But don't get excited, it's just a 30-second commerical for Softbank Mobile's latest line of cellphones.
more HERE

Brad Pitt meets a "fan"