The King starts offering HOME DELIVERY

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Burger King causing trouble at McDonalds

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BK Super Seven Inch Fellatio Burger

A new Burger King advert for its ‘Seven Incher’ sandwich has set out to shock with strong overtones of fellatio.
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Burger King at War with Itself

A row between the fast food giant Burger King and one of its major franchise owners has erupted over roadside signs proclaiming "global warming is baloney".
The franchisee, a Memphis-based company called the Mirabile Investment Corporation (MIC) that owns more than 40 Burger Kings across Tennessee, Arkansas and Mississippi, has described Burger King as acting "kinda like cockroaches" over the controversy. MIC says it does not believe Burger King has the authority to make it take the signs down.
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...we can only hope the franchisee dies from heat stroke...guess there's a reason the company name includes bile...

Border Burger Dispute

MEXICO CITY, Mexico — Mexico is protesting what it says is a whopper of an insult. An advertisement for Burger King's Texican Whopper burger that has run in Europe shows a small wrestler dressed in a cape resembling a Mexican flag. The wrestler teams up with a lanky American cowboy almost twice his height to illustrate the cross-border blend of flavors.
"The taste of Texas with a little spicy Mexican," a narrator's voice says.
Mexico's ambassador to Spain said Monday he has written a letter to Burger King's offices in that nation objecting to the ad and asking that it be removed saying that the ads "improperly use the stereotyped image of a Mexican."
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Burger King Boasts About Bottoms

A Burger King ad promoting a new SpongeBob Square Pants BK Kids' Meal has drawn criticism from parents and the Campaign for a Commercial-Free Childhood. The group has launched a letter-writing campaign demanding that Nickelodeon and Burger King immediately pull the new, "highly sexualized" TV ad.
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The Subservient Chicken Turns Five

It's been half a decade since a guy dressed like a giant chicken appeared online, ready to do the public's bidding.
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I Seen Beyoncé at Burger King

Delete Facebook Friends For a Free Whopper

Facebook's developer platform has been used for many bad marketing campaigns so far, but this one is actually dead-on perfect.
Fast-food chain Burger King has created "Whopper Sacrifice," a Facebook app that will give you a coupon for a free hamburger if you delete 10 people from your friends list.
Burger King has put out some interesting campaigns as of late ("Whopper Virgin," "Subservient Chicken"), but this one makes us laugh because of how it pokes fun at our social-networking obsessions.
"Now is the time to put your fair-weather Web friendships to the test," the Whopper Sacrifice site explains. "Install Whopper Sacrifice on your Facebook profile, and we'll reward you with a free flame-broiled Whopper when you sacrifice ten of your friends."
The funniest part: The "sacrifices" show up in your activity feed. So it'll say, for example, "Caroline sacrificed Josh for a free Whopper." Unfortunately, you can't delete your whole friends list and eat free (fat people everywhere are crying) for a week. The promotion is limited to one coupon per Facebook account.

Men Smelling Like Food

Fire Meets Desire

Now we know what to get all our vegetarian friends for Christmas this year: Burger King's new cologne FLAME!
It's a limited-edition men's cologne spray that apparently smells like Whoppers.
BK describes Flame as “the scent of seduction with a hint of flame-broiled meat.”
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Bathing at Burger King

"My first thought was ‘Oh my God'," a Greene County Health Commissioner said...


Health Officials Fuming...no shit!

Burger King saved his Life...

In 2003, Robert Downey Jr. was driving down PCH in California with a ton of "dope" in the car when he suddenly decided to stop at Burger King for a meal. He said eating one of their burgers made him turn his life around.
Downey said, "I have to thank Burger King. It was such a disgusting burger I ordered. I had that, and this big soda, and I thought something really bad was going to happen." He immediately dumped all his drugs into the ocean and decided to clean up his act.
He also said he used the experience for a scene in "Iron Man" when his character asks for a burger after escaping the terrorists.
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Something bad usually does happen after eating Burger King. Just ask my bowels.

R.I.P.: Potato King J.R. Simplot

BOISE, Idaho - J.R. Simplot, the billionaire founder of the Boise, Idaho-based agriculture business that bears his name and who helped make French fries a staple of the American diet and waistline, died on Sunday at the age of 99.
After pioneering the first commercial frozen French fry in the late 1940s, Simplot eventually became a major supplier of Idaho potatoes to McDonald's, Burger King and Wendy's.
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Police & Potburgers

A Pueblo, New Mexico police officer already mad at being served a burger spiked with marijuana is even more upset that the two men responsible got probation instead of jail sentences.
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Breaking News: Willie Nelson in talks with the boys over opening a chain called POT BURGERS...

The Whopper Freakout

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