Wednesday, April 30, 2008
Jacked up Tats
David Blaine Holds Breath for 17 Minutes On Oprah
Big Brother Dwarf blowup...
NKOTB Stadium Tour 2008
Here are some of the dates...
Sat 9/20/08 - Montreal, Quebec Bell Centre
Sun 9/21/08 Toronto, ON Air Canada Center
Tue 9/23/08 East Rutherford, NJ Izod Center
Wed 9/24/08 Uniondale, NY Nassau VETERANS MEMORIAL Coliseum
Fri 9/26/08 Boston, MA TD Banknorth Garden
Sat 9/27/08 Atlantic City, NJ Borgata Hotel and Casino Event Center
Sat 10/4/08 Chicago, IL Allstate Arena
One can only wonder how many nights they will play Dodger Stadium...
Labels: new kids on the block
R.I.P.: LING LING
Ling Ling was 22 years and seven months old. This is the equivalent age of a 70-year-old human. Mourners said a pray for Ling Ling and placed flowers at a makeshift altar near his enclosure. Ling Ling was removed from public viewing two days ago, because he was suffering from heart and kidney failure.
The zookeeper said, "Ling Ling was a representative of our zoo. He died peacefully. I think he lived a full life."
Ling Ling was the only giant panda owned by Japan. There's 8 giant pandas in Japan, but they are all being leased by China as are the ones in US Zoos...
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Jennifer Aniston on Match.com
The former ‘Friends’ actress - who has been romantically linked to musician John Mayer - has created a fake profile on matchmaking website match.com to see if there are any suitable men.
A source close to the star said: ”Jennifer needs a guy to get to know the real her and not just Jennifer the movie star. She just wants to see what responses she gets.
”She is posing as a nurse and using a fake picture and name. She has taken the picture from a clothes catalogue. The woman she chose is about her age but not drop-dead gorgeous. It seems Jennifer thought she had a really nice smile.”
Jennifer is said to be vetting the responses she gets before revealing her true identity.
The source added to Grazia magazine: ”Jennifer has made her profile as real as she dares but would never dream of leading anybody on. She just puts out who she honestly is, without revealing she is famous. If there is a real connection with someone, then she will probably explain the whole situation.”
Labels: jennifer aniston
The hip-hop star is throwing an over-the-top bash on Friday night and has employed a team of 20 staff dedicated to the ‘Operation Harlem to Hollywood Party’.
A source told Britain’s Daily Mirror newspaper: “It’s a huge honor for P. Diddy to be recognised in Hollywood. He came from Harlem and on Friday the creme de la creme of Hollywood will salute him.”
Party guests include Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes, Pharrell Williams, Eva Longoria and David and Victoria Beckham.
Los Angeles Galaxy soccer star Beckham will pre-record a message for the bash, saying: “Well done mate, you earned it – enjoy!”
Jamie Foxx will also give a tear-jerking toast in Diddy’s honor.
Partygoers will be treated to $400,000 worth of vodka and champagne, flown to the Beverly Hills venue by private jet, will receive a $400 goody bag and will dine on a delicious seafood and grilled meat banquet.
Diddy – real name Sean Combs – will also don five different custom made outfits.
Speaking about his honor, Diddy said: “You can get a lot of things but when you see those stars on the ground… well that’s something I can’t even say I dreamed of.”
Celebrity Cameltoe Game
R.I.P.: The Father of LSD
Dr. Hofman created LSD in 1938. He discovered its effects when he accidentally took some. He said, "Everything I saw was distorted as in a warped mirror". He tried to argue that it could treat mental illness, but it eventually became a street drug in the 60s.
NPR podcast HERE
Let's all bow our heads and have a flashback in his honor.
Labels: Albert Hofman
Before Xenu there was Cher...
Finally, all the benefits(?) of Scientology are no longer prohibitively expensive for the average person. Well, its still expensive, but a variety of loan packages are now offered to fit any budget.
...yes, really...see HERE
Trixie Talks Trash...and other stuff
In hindsight, how does Christina Ricci feel now about Vincent Gallo, who acted with and directed her in 1998’s Buffalo 66?
The provocateur Gallo has made acerbic comments about working with her, both in the past and present.
“Vincent? Well, I mean, I don’t have much to say. He’s crazy, and he’s an asshole. He’s not… nice.”
read the entire interview HERE
cover art HERE
Amy Smart on Crank
Happy Birthday Willie
Labels: willie nelson
A Tiger by the Tale...
Many were interred near Little Bavaria, say the authors of "The Secret Life of Siegfried & Roy: How the Tiger Kings Tamed Las Vegas."
Roy Horn not only kept the cremated ashes of his favorite dogs and big cats on shelves of his bedroom, the book claims, but often used a Louis Vuitton handbag to carry the urn with his mother's ashes on weekly retreats to Little Bavaria.
"Before setting out in his Rolls-Royce, ever-faithful son Roy would carefully fasten Miss Horn's remains tightly with the seatbelt," according to the book, which was written by former Siegfried and Roy employees Jimmy Lavery, Jim Mydlach, and Louis Mydlach, along with best-selling author Henrietta Tiefenthaler.
The book also alleges that two trainers were attacked by big cats a half-hour apart years ago, but were taken to separate hospitals to avoid "bad press."
Staffers of the illusionists heard rumors that Siegfried Fischbacher might have fathered at least one child, the authors said.
Labels: siegfried and roy
Tuesday, April 29, 2008
"...as soon as I finish your finger nails...
'Free Tibet' flags made in China
Gary Dourdan parties all the time, parties all the time
story is HERE
Look for him to star with Heidi Fleiss in the second installment of Celebrity Rehab...
Motorized Balancing Act
OMG! TODAY HE MADE SENSE...sort of
Labels: george w. bush
More Mila Please!
New Miley Cyrus Topless Photo
Labels: miley cyrus
Breakfast in Bed...
Monday, April 28, 2008
Ashton Kutcher has webbed feet
He was on the Friday Night with Jonathan Ross talk show on the BBC when he decided to take off his shoes to reveal that his feet were slightly webbed.
Just before he decided to whip out his tootsies he said, "When everything else is so good-looking, something has to give."
10 Video Moments
Salma Hayek's beard
It was never meant to be...
Diesel price cut in half...sort of
"We have a number of stations, particularly with the diesel fuel, that have the old mechanical pumps so they can’t compute over $3.99 a gallon," said Hal Prince, director of Weights and Measures in the Maine Department of Agriculture. "So we have given them permission to sell by the half-gallon."
story is HERE
Lame Duck Foolery
President George W. Bush bade farewell to his antagonists in the press at the White House Correspondents' Association Dinner with a comic routine that was much funnier than his tenure in office.
Noticing "Baywatch" actress Pamela Anderson and former presidential candidate and Morman cult member Mitt Romney in the audience, the president noted: "Pamela Anderson and Mitt Romney in the same room. Isn't that one of the signs of the apocalypse?"
Anderson joked afterwards that she had "...thought this was the 'White Trash Correspondents' Dinner.' "
Sunday, April 27, 2008
170 mph right hand turn...go boom!
Historical Political Juxtapositioning
Indiana Jones and the hairy chest waxing...
Heidi Fleiss Joins Cast of "Celebrity Rehab 2"
Although the show attempted to get Fleiss' former boyfriend/abuser, "Saving Private Ryan" star Tom Sizemore, as another member of the cast, the actor declined to go through rehab...
...based on the number of times Sizemore visited a public restroom to "brush his teeth" and the way he was 2 fisting french fries for lunch this past Saturday afternoon, we're thinking he should reconsider...
Christina Aguilera's Arm Pit
...do they know that there are a lot of websites where they can view quite an abundance of vaginas in their natural habitat?
Learn more HERE
Labels: christina aguilera
Neve Campbells' controversial boobs...
Now screen shots of Ms. Campbell topless in the film I Really Hate My Job have been making the rounds on the Internet, but there is something wrong! They look like CGI boobies!
Then again...compare with THIS
Personally, I'm thinking she could've left the shirt on...
Labels: neve campbell
Inside the mind of Tyra...
Labels: tyra banks
Tricia Walsh-Smith - YouTube Superstar
- Walsh-Smith blasts YouTubers for submitting nasty comments about her rant. Wait, seriously? [03:00]
- Walsh-Smith shuffles a deck of tarot cards and reads her fortune. [03:38]
- Walsh-Smith asks for donations so she can buy a tent in case she gets kicked out of her apartment. [03:55]
Miley Cyrus 'Embarrassed' by Photo Spread
Ron Paul Rocks Reno
Representative Ron Paul, a Republican with a libertarian’s heart, followed his second-place finish in Nevada’s January presidential caucus by out-organizing the state’s Republican establishment. In the process, the Paulites embarrassed the campaign of Arizona Senator John McCain, the presumptive Republican nominee for president.
"The Republican party KNEW they were going to lose, and walked out. They Walked the HELL OUT! They were losing the vote, didn't have the support, didn't have the organization, and Walked OUT!"
more HERE and HERE
video...Part 1...Part 2