Jessica goes Country

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Casey Aldridge Refuses to Sign Prenup

It's KFED Jr.

Happy Birthday Clint

"Burning Down the House"

50 Cent's home in New York went up in flames early this morning and was completely destroyed. five oh's 10-year-old son, Marquise, and his ex-girlfriend, Shaniqua Tompkins were sent to the hospital for smoke inhalation along with 4 other people. They were treated and released. The Fire Department Chief doesn't think the fire was accident.
story w/video HERE

There is always a safety issue with crack pipes...when will people LEARN?

Three Hours with Photoshop

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SarahJessicaParkerLooksLikeAHorse.com

Go ahead, you know you want to, click HERE.

Bobbing for Boobs

A recent study by Dr. Joanna Scurr, a leading authority on sports-related breast movement (seriously), found the speed at which your boobs bounce when you're running is more likely to cause breast damage than the amount that they wobble.
How did she figure that out? After having her subjects run on treadmills with sensors attached to their boobs, "She plotted the distance traveled by the breasts and calculated the speed at which they moved up and down, in and out and from side to side."
more HERE

Brazilian Splash

Gisele Bundchen is back in news, and this time its all for sexy and splashy reasons. The gorgeous 26-year-old Brazilian supermodel has stripped naked and been doused in water for a new sandals ad. more HERE

MGMT Feels Electric

A Reason to go to The Sturgis Rally 2008

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PLUS: Foghat, Alice Cooper, Kid Rock, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Shooter Jennings and ZZ Top...

'You're Too Pretty to Be a Lesbian' & Other Offensive Compliments

See them HERE

Osama Bin Laden Shot Dead...Again!

PATNA, India - An elephant named "Osama bin Laden" that has killed more than 11 people and injured dozens over the past few months was shot dead in Jharkhand, officials said on Saturday.
Reuters report HERE

...the thing is...back in 2006 a different rogue elephant also named Osama bin Laden was shot and killed in India...that story is HERE
...so we can only conclude that the Indian are either forgetful, not very creative...or...have a great sense of humor...

Did Angie Pop or Not?

Holy Moley!

LOS ANGELES - Two weeks after actress Angelina Jolie publicly acknowledged she was expecting twins with actor Brad Pitt, conflicting reports circulated on Friday about whether she had given birth to the couple's fifth and sixth children.
"Entertainment Tonight" said the Oscar-winning actress had given birth to the twins in France...A short time later People magazine disputed the ET story, quoting an unnamed representative for Jolie on its Web site as saying: "Angelina has not given birth. She is fine, enjoying her home and her family in France."
Another celebrity publication, Britain's NOW magazine, then reported the latest additions to the Jolie-Pitt clan had already been named Isla Marcheline and Amelie Jane.
Reuters report HERE

The Reality of Reality TV

People who watch a lot of reality TV mimic the behavior they see on the shows and try to become celebrities — on Facebook and other social-networking Web sites — in their own right, according to a new study.
The study, "We're All Stars Now: Reality Television, Web 2.0 and Mediated Identities," indicates an erosion of the distinction between the everyday world and the celebrity world, in which common people claim intimacy with the completely mediated identities of such celebrities as Britney Spears or Brad Pitt.
more HERE and HERE
PLUS...
Reality TV is rated as the second worst idea of all time behind the atom bomb, according to a survey.
BBC News report is HERE

Arabs ban sexy Austrian drink

Dubai. Austrian energy drink "Orgazma” has disappeared from the shelves in Dubai but officials are using a variety of excuses for the drinks disappearance.
more HERE

Hollywood's Secret Hottie

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Zooey Deschanel, the alternative darling—who rose to fame in Almost Famous—stars in M. Night Shyamalan’s new summer creep-fest, The Happening and has just made her first record as one half of She & Him, a duo she has formed with moody indie sensation M. Ward; their first album is entitled Volume One.
Ms. Deschanel's interview in the June/July 2008 issue of Blackbook magazine exposes the qualities that make her desirable...smart, witty, quirky and very talented...a true exquisite beauty...she's frickin' HOT! Okay?
interview HERE

Post-Punk/Avant-Garde/No Wave

No Wave is the first book to visually chronicle the collision of art and punk in the New York underground of 1976 to 1980. This in depth look at punk rock, new wave, experimental music, and the avant-garde art movement of the 70s and 80s focuses on the true architects of No Wave from James Chance to Lydia Lunch to Glenn Branca, as well as the luminaries that intersected the scene, such as David Byrne, Debbie Harry, Brian Eno, Iggy Pop, and Richard Hell.
Author Thurston Moore is one of the founding members of the iconic band Sonic Youth...
available HERE

Clogged in Space

CAPE CANAVERAL, Florida - As the countdown for Saturday's launch of space shuttle Discovery began on Wednesday, a key part for the International Space Station -- a new pump for the toilet -- was en route from Russia, NASA officials said.
The station's sole toilet has been causing headaches for the past week. The 29-pound (13-kg) pump is coming under diplomatic pouch from Russia.
How it works:
The toilet is operated by air pressure. A fan does the work that gravity does on the ground. Urine is sucked inside the toilet and is collected in a 20-liter container. When these are full they are discarded in the Progress. For collecting solid waste the toilet has plastic bags you place inside, and air is sucked through tiny holes in the bag. Everything gets collected in the bag (hopefully) and the bags self-close with an elastic string around the opening. You then push the closed bag through a hole into an aluminum container, and put a new bag in place for the next person.
Reuters report HERE
Slate HERE

Harvey Korman has Died

LOS ANGELES — Harvey Korman, the tall, versatile comedian who won four Emmys for his outrageously funny contributions to "The Carol Burnett Show" and on the big screen in "Blazing Saddles" (above), died after suffering complications from the rupture of an abdominal aortic aneurysm four months ago. He was 81.
more HERE
IMDB HERE

Bob Hope & JFK

John F. Kennedy and Bob Hope shared a birthday - May 29, 1917 & May 29, 1903 respectively...
In 1962 Mr. Hope received a Congressional Gold Medal...video HERE...other video HERE

Condi Rice is a Fraud

STOCKHOLM, Sweden — Secretary of State and George W. Bush apologist Condoleezza Rice on Thursday rejected allegations from ex-White House press secretary Scott McClellan who says the Bush administration misled the American public into going to war with Iraq in his newly released book entitled "What Happened: Inside the Bush White House and Washington's Culture of Deception".
Ms. Rice said, "I am not going to comment on a book that I haven't read," referring to McClellan's scathing memoir, proving that she speaks without collecting facts or even reading that which she is criticizing (remember that famous memo she conveniently never read?) suggesting what most of us assume is true...that she will protect George W. Bush at any cost, presumably for some twisted personal gain...
the story is HERE

Skeptics Mascot

Smooth Moves

America's Most Wanted

Famed Charles Manson prosecutor and #1 "New York Times"-bestselling author Vincent Bugliosi in his new book: ' The Prosecution of George W. Bush for Murder' argues there is overwhelming evidence President Bush took the nation to war in Iraq under false pretenses and must be held accountable for monumental crimes.

A November 15, 2005, editorial in the New York Times asked: "...if it's "obvious that the Bush administration misled Americans" in taking them to a war that tens of thousands of people have paid for with their lives, now what? No punishment? If not, under what theory?"

No concrete steps have been taken (except for Vermont) to charge Bush and Cheney, et al for the crimes they have committed. Is it because so many in Congress are arguably complicit? No stomach for another impeachment process? Yes, it appears we are going to let the mass murderer walk away from the crime with blood on his hands and his pension intact. It calls into question the character of the American public, that we will ignore this moral outrage and, what? Forget about it? I guess George W. Bush is the president we deserved.
more HERE
book available HERE

The Dirtiest Girl in Porn gets Press

An event called SEXPO wrapped up over the weekend in Adelaide, Australia...and although there was much to see and report on, it seems that Belladonna, the 'Dirtiest Girl in Porn', captivated a couple of reporters.
Excerpt:
I got chatting to the "dirtiest girl in porn", a relentlessly upbeat American called Belladonna.
You don't win a title like "the dirtiest girl in porn" without being, err, extremely flexible.

What she can do with a baseball bat would hit you out of the park.

My eyes kept wandering over her gap-toothed smile and thick makeup, while my inner prude kept screaming at me: "This girl has slept with more blokes than you've ever met in your entire life".
It was disconcerting, because she was so natural, easy, friendly and upfront about what she did.
She was the kinda girl you'd love to have a beer with.
more HERE and HERE

This year, Belladonna is nominated for "Favorite Female Performer", "Favorite Butt", "Favorite Director" and "Favorite Movie: Belladonna's Fetish Fanatic 5" at the FAME awards during Erotica L.A. cast your vote HERE

Spam Sales Surge

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Love it, hate it or laugh at it — at least it's inexpensive.
Sales of Spam — that much maligned meat — are rising as consumers are turning more to lunch meats and other lower-cost foods to extend their already stretched food budgets.
story is HERE

Rachael Ray Ads Yanked

Does Dunkin' Donuts really think its customers could mistake Rachael Ray for a terrorist sympathizer?
Dunkin' Donuts has pulled an online ad starring Rachael Ray after conservative bloggers led by Michelle Malkin suggested the scarf she wore in the ad looked like a keffiyeh, a traditional headdress worn by Arab men that some associate with jihad.
story is HERE

Jail For Sale

SKOWHEGAN, Maine - If you're in the market for a roomy brick-and-stone house — complete with some pretty impressive security features — look no further.
The Somerset County Jail in downtown Skowhegan is for sale. It has a price tag of $200,000.
story HERE

Listing: BUILT IN 1897 AND RENOVATED IN 1984 SOMERSET COUNTY JAIL HAS 2 FLOR AND BASEMENT, 1400 + SF AND LOCATED IN THE HEART OF DOWNTOWN SKOWHEGAN. NO ZONING OR PERMITTED USE RESTRICTIONS SETS THE STAGE FOR UNLIMITED POTENTIAL AREA IN NEED OF RESTAURANT/GALLERY. Realtor HERE

Cleaning Up

TAMPA, Florida — A nude maid stripped off her clothes and stripped a Florida homeowner of $40,000 in jewelry in a brazen robbery in the buff.
more HERE

...we only came up with two places she could've hidden that much jewelry...

Retrofitted for Revenge

If you thought Rose McGowan with the machine gun leg was something else, just wait till you feast your eyes on The Machine Girl! Yes, that’s right: A sweet Japanese teenage lass (Minase Yashiro) has been damaged beyond repair by the evil Yakuza, but with the help of a stump-mounted machine gun (and a whole bunch of other freaky weapons), this gal’s gonna have her revenge! And how! If more films were like this, fewer films would suck.
New York Times review HERE

Currently sold out due to unforeseen demand...pre-order HERE
Minase Yashiro sexy pics HERE
MySpace HERE
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It's My Party

The Libertarian Party on Sunday picked former Republican Representative Bob Barr to be its presidential candidate after six rounds of balloting.
Fourteen candidates ran for the nomination. Former Senator and Democratic presidential candidate Mike Gravel was defeated in the fourth round.
Barr left the GOP in 2006 over what he called bloated spending and civil liberties intrusions by the Bush administration.
story is HERE
more HERE

...even the Libertarians have their sh*t together...c'mon Democratic Party...don't blow it again!

WhiteHouse Rock - SuperDelegates

Pitt Family Rental - 3 years, $70 million

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt have signed a three-year lease for the 880-acre Chateau Miraval valued at $70 million on the French Riviera. more HERE

Tasty Tennis Tart Poses for Playboy

PARIS, France — America's Ashley Harkleroad was knocked out of the French Open by Serena Williams on Sunday but stole the headlines from her publicity-conscious compatriot by announcing she has posed for Playboy.
The blonde 22-year-old, who has endured a mediocre career on the women's tour and sits at 61 in the world, revealed she had agreed to the photoshoot while she lay in a hospital bed recovering from surgery.
story is HERE

Paula Abdul’s Idols

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The Little Man Defense

R. Kelly’s lawyer has suggested that the sex tape allegedly featuring the R&B star could have been created using the special effects technology from the film 'Little Man'.
Mr. Kelly, currently standing trial on child pornography charges, saw his lawyer argue to the court that a video showing him allegedly engaging in a sex act with an underage girl may have been tampered with using computer graphics.

During the defense’s cross examination of the victim’s friend, Kelly's lawyer asked the witness if she had seen the film 'Little Man'.

He said: “They put the head of Marlon Wayans on a midget and it looked real, didn’t it?” the witness replied “Not really!”, causing the courtroom to erupt into laughter.
more HERE

Witchy Woman

There's a Witchblade movie currently in production, set for release some time in 2009. And no, it's not a direct-to-DVD movie...more HERE

Wedding plans...or Pop Fiction?

AFTER parading their love around Cannes Film Festival like a pair of in-season baboons, Lindsay Lohan announces she’s getting hitched to celebrity DJ Samantha Ronson...more HERE
...pics are HERE
we wonder though...

Lindsay's daddy, Michael Lohan says YES , her mother, Dina and sister, Ali say NO!. Even Lindsay is in DENIAL
We think it's Ashton Kutcher and his goofy show Pop Fiction that takes the piss 'outa the paparazzi ...but we've been right and wrong BEFORE...

ALF Bloopers

Winehouse in Pampers

Amy Winehouse has been photographed apparently wearing diapers. The British pop wreck has had her moments of late and is furious with the paparazzi but, has she resorted to this as a joke or a trick or is it out of necessity? The pics have been published and are available at the Bild.de website. more HERE

The Joke is on you, TMZ...

Pete Wentz is funny.
He walked around yesterday with his new bumpy bride Ashlee Simpson wearing a paper plate on his face which read: "Your ad could be here... Email: Jon@douchebag.com."
more HERE
...uh...we're laughing WITH you...

'The Thriller' loves a Cage Fight

Michael Jackson was at the Ultimate Fighting Championship match at the MGM Grand in Las Vegas Saturday night, clad in his finest burka. It appears that he likes cage fighting!

MJ was rolled up to the event in a wheelchair... a real FREAK SHOW!!
more HERE

Jamie Lynn's Big Bump & Pumps

'lil momma looks hot in yellow pumps n' shades

Jamie Lynn Spears and Casey Aldridge are expected to move into their new home soon but still have not set a wedding date. "I don't want to get married with a big bump under my dress," a witness heard Jamie Lynn say while shopping. There are also whispers that tension remains between Jamie Lynn and her parents over the marriage.

However, her sister Britney is impressed with how well Jamie Lynn is coping. "I am so proud of my sister," Britney was recently overheard saying. "She seems to really have it all together." Uh-huh. Pregnant at seventeen is "together" for the Spears family?
more HERE

Golden Anniversary

On May 27, 1937, the Golden Gate Bridge opened in San Francisco, a stunning technological and artistic achievement after five years of construction. The bridge spans the Golden Gate Strait at the entrance to San Francisco Bay and connects San Francisco and Marin County.
learn more HERE

Television Premiere of 'Living Lohan'

The reality television show 'Living Lohan' premiered on E! TV last night...
The picture above is Nana Lohan...she's totally FINE...However, the show appears to be about Dina Lohan's obsession with seeing her name splattered on blogs and TMZ.com.
When she does, she threatens them...whoo hoo!
Her personal assistant's job appears to be hunting for references to the Lohan's name throughout media every morning so Dina can rant about them.
The look on the assistants' face is priceless...it's the "I GET PAID FOR THIS...?" look...

Lindsay isn't on the show but she's mentioned a gazillion times, she's called on the phone and pictures of her appear frequently...DUH!

The show is produced by the guys who own the Palms' Hotel in Vegas and while it's shot on the east coast they seem to get plenty of Vegas product placement...hummm...

PS: It's really hard to say which is worse, but the Denise Richards' SHOW?...OMG! ...it's all about pot belly pigs screwing and Denise wanting to be a WHORE...
The crews working these gigs must be asking themselves, "...why am I doing THIS instead of REAL TV...again...?" about 10,000 times a day...
Los Angeles Times article HERE

PSS: ...and a little shout out this morning to Dina Lohan's assistant..."Hi!", 'cause I know you're reading this...

R.I.P.: Potato King J.R. Simplot

BOISE, Idaho - J.R. Simplot, the billionaire founder of the Boise, Idaho-based agriculture business that bears his name and who helped make French fries a staple of the American diet and waistline, died on Sunday at the age of 99.
After pioneering the first commercial frozen French fry in the late 1940s, Simplot eventually became a major supplier of Idaho potatoes to McDonald's, Burger King and Wendy's.
obit HERE
learn more HERE

Sydney Pollack Dies

Sydney Pollack, who won an Academy Award as best director for "Out of Africa," died Monday of cancer at his home in Pacific Palisades, California. He was 73.
obit HERE
IMDB HERE

Weezer Channels YouTube

The Most Famous Breasts in Ireland

Claire Tully's breasts are marking out yet another milestone in Ireland. She is her first and only glamor model (that's glamor as in the polite way of saying topless; it has nothing to do with fox fur and false lashes). And as the only Irish woman ever to have graced Page Three, she has become a bit of a media sensation.
She is now, arguably, the owner of the most famous breasts in Ireland.
more HERE

John Wayne 1907 - 1979

official website HERE

Memorial Day 2008

No matter your ancestry, your race, color or creed...no matter your political ideology, your empathy or apathy...if you are American and understand the freedoms we enjoy and take for granted...if you realize that a group of visionaries adopted liberty and created the democratic republic we call home by declaring and scribing the Constitution of the United States of America...a document that has become the standard bearer of freedom, equality and humanity...then you cannot deny the memory of those that gave their lives...beyond bravery, beyond honor or duty...but a commitment to life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness...
Today we honor them and thank them for their sacrifice.

The Phoenix has Landed

Phoenix Spacecraft Reports Good Health After Mars Landing
The NASA spacecraft has sent pictures showing itself in good condition after making the first successful landing in a polar region of Mars.
Radio signals received May 25 at 4:53:44 p.m. Pacific Time (7:53:44 p.m. Eastern Time) confirmed that the Phoenix Mars Lander had survived its difficult final descent and touchdown 15 minutes earlier. In the intervening time, those signals crossed the distance from Mars to Earth at the speed of light. more HERE

The Blondes of Bill O'Reilly

O'Reilly likes them blonde as butter

Radar's unscientific survey of the Factor shows that the vast majority of women appearing on the show are as blonde as butter—from the Fox anchors to the random psychologists.

Italian Spiderman

Happy Birthday Frank Oz

Book of Seagal

Seagalogy: A Study of the Ass-Kicking Films of Steven Seagal
An in-depth study of the world's only aikido instructor turned movie star/director/writer/blues guitarist/energy drink inventor — the ass-kicking auteur Steven Seagal. From Above the Law to his Mountain Dew commercials, his entire career is covered in Vern’s inimitable style. released June 10, 2008.
pre-order HERE

Teenager Solves Plastic Problem

Plastic takes thousands of years to decompose -- but 16-year-old science fair contestant Daniel Burd made it happen in just three months. He uncovered two micro-organisms that caused the bags to decay 42 per cent in six weeks.
His project won the top prize at the Canada-Wide Science Fair in Ottawa. He came back with a long list of awards, including a $10,000 prize, a $20,000 scholarship, and recognition that he has found a practical way to help the environment.
MotherJones article HERE

Miles Davis 1926 - 1991

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official website HERE

Naughty Miley Cyrus Syndrome

It seems Miley Cyrus can't help herself; her compulsive naughtiness has surfaced once again. Fresh off her earlier scandals where she had several snaps of her in provocative poses leak onto the internet and the topless scandal from the Vanity Fair magazine photo shoot.
New photos have leaked online...reportedly taken for Jonas Brothers star Nick Jonas.
story is HERE
more HERE and HERE

Comic Legend Dick Martin has Died

LOS ANGELES — Dick Martin, the zany half of the comedy team whose "Rowan and Martin's Laugh-In" took television by storm in the 1960s, making stars of Goldie Hawn and Lily Tomlin and creating such national catch-phrases as "Sock it to me!" has died. He was 86.
obit HERE
IMDB HERE