Tom got Suri a pony for Christmas...

and a 13 Million Dollar Stable and House to keep it in....

Cruise Improves?

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Back in 2006 Tom Cruise appeared on BET where his lack of dancing chops garnished a lot of ridicule...more HERE

...to Tom's credit he redeems himself a short time later...or does he?

Behind the Scenes with Jimmy & Tommy

Shameless Hilarity

Is it just us or was the most interesting (and very funny) part of last night's Academy Awards show the ad for "Jimmy Kimmel Live" that starred Tom Cruise as a homoerotic psycho killer?

The Big Brother Advertising Agency

There's a scene in Steven Speilberg's movie adaptation of the Philip K. Dick science fiction classic, 'Minority Report' in which Tom Cruise's character enters a mall and the ads personalize themselves to him as he walks by.
The science fiction of targeted virtual advertising as you move around town has now entered a phase of reality from an announcement NEC made. The recently launched technology, called Eye Flavor, uses facial recognition to "guess" at what people want.
A growing number of display screens are being equipped with small cameras and face recognition technology, providing demographic data about who looked at the ad and for how long. The technology can already recognize gender and age and, while it's currently being used for audience research, it isn't impossible to make the leap to custom, targeted ads.
more HERE

Bart Simpson Promotes Scientology

Everyone knows that Nancy Cartwright, the voice of Bart Simpson, is in with the Cruises and Travoltas. One year, she gave Scientology her entire year's salary: $10 million.
Nancy is robo-calling for Scientology using the voice of Bart. story is HERE

The creator and Fox need to fireup their lawyers so they can sue the fuck out of this crazy troll.

Too Many Stories, Too Little Time...

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• Vote In The 2008 Cheerleader Championship!
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• Alyssa Milano Is Still Freaking Hot in Clothes
• Someone Needs To Let Bijou Phillips Out
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• That's A Serious Handlebar Mustache
• The Daily Bikini Does Denise Richards
• Nice To See Boobs Before Christmas
• Gwen Stefani Is A MILF That Cooks
• Celebs Doing Last Minute Shopping
• Retro: John Travolta for Safeguard
• Pamela Anderson's Ass Strikes Again
• Megan Fox Is #1 On The “Hot List”
• Aretha Franklin Makes Fat Jokes
• Simon Cowell is a Shirtless, Eww
• SamRo Makes $3 Million A Year
• Best Celebrity Butts Around

Tom vs. Matt 2.0

Best Supporting Actor

The 66th Annual Golden Globe Awards nominations were announced and the biggest surprise came for Tom Cruise for best supporting actor for his almost unrecognizable role in the hit summer comedy “Tropic Thunder.” Cruise impressed audiences and the Hollywood Foreign Press Association with his manic and over-the-top comedic role as a Hollywood mogul.
more HERE

Forbes 10 Hottest Tots List

Suri lets us know how she feels...

1. Suri Cruise (daughter of Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise)
2. Shiloh Jolie-Pitt (you know who her parents are)
3. Zahara Jolie-Pitt (see above)
4. Pax Jolie-Pitt (see above)
5. Sam Alexis-Woods (daughter of Tiger Woods)
6. Cruz Beckham (son of Posh & Beckham)
7. Matilda Rose Ledger (daughter of Michelle Williams & Heath Ledger)
8. David Banda (son of Madonna & Guy Ritchie)
9. SPF (son of Britney Spears & KFed)
10. Sam Sheen (daughter of D.Richards & Charlie Sheen)
more HERE

Scientology doesn't believe in Dentists

Clearly the wife of Tom Cruise has missed a couple of dental appointments of late...It could be a case of missing veneers, or a loose crown or two, but clearly Katie is in need of an emergency trip to the dentist.
more HERE

Suri Cruise Daring Escape Attempt

The State of Tom

Tom Cruise has been replaced by Angelina Jolie in a movie, the studio doesn't want him in Mission Impossible 4 and the release of that movie he's in about Nazis keeps getting pushed back. I just wish it would get pushed off the face of the earth and into Nazi HELL.
Well, now his longtime partnership with Paula Wagner has come to an end. Paula announced that she is stepping down as co-owner and CEO of United Artists which ends her business relationship with Cruise.
more HERE

Creepy Cruises

Drew's views bruises Cruise

Dr. Drew Pinsky (Celebrity Rehab) interviewed in the upcoming July 2008 edition of Playboy magazine:
Dr. Drew said, "A lot of people in the public eye who behave strangely have mental illness we can learn from, and much of it is based on childhood trauma, without a doubt. Take a guy like Tom Cruise. Why would somebody be drawn into a cultish kind of environment like Scientology? To me, that's a function of a very deep emptiness and suggests serious neglect in childhood - maybe some abuse, but mostly neglect."

Tom Cruise's lawyer fired back, saying, "This unqualified television performer who is obviously just looking for notoriety is so grotesquely unprofessional as to pretend to diagnose Tom and others without ever meeting them." He went on to compare Pinsky to a Nazi, saying, "He seems to be spewing the absurdity that all Scientologists are mentally ill. The last time we heard garbage like this was from Joseph Goebbels." more HERE

After Dr. Drew Pinsky's comments about Tom Cruise's mental health led the actor's lawyer to compare the TV therapist to a Nazi, Pinksy apologized for insulting the star.

Tom Cruise: The Website/The Cult

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Will Smith: Scientologist

Will Smith’s new private school New Village Academy of Calabasas, on which he has spent over a million dollars, will have at least six Scientologists on staff and will teach “study technology” - developed by L.R. Hubbard.
Rumours have been swirling for months that Will Smith is now a fully-fledged member of the Church of Scientology, due largely to his close relationship with the cult’s pin-up boy, Tom Cruise. more HERE

Inside Dustin Hoffman

Dustin Hoffman has been in some great films: 'The Graduate', 'Tootsie', 'Papillon' and 'Midnight Cowboy'.
But Mr. Hoffman claims that the best thing he's ever done is fart on Tom Cruise in 'Rainman', an improvisation that wasn't in the original script.
He said: "It's just my favorite moment of any film I've ever done. That includes Shakespeare that I've done on stage, anything."

"See...I am taller...."

Xenu on 'Oprah' - PT 1