A Year in Kardashian Failures

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300k for NYE

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Kim Kardashian Parking ISSUES...

Marriage coming as soon as Divorce happens

Story HERE

Kanye West left his mark

Kardashian's New Book out?

Kim Kardashian Bouncing on a Trampoline...

...and other ASSorted pics HERE

More Miss California Bimbo Footage

Miss California Carrie Prejean and Donald Trump emphasized her beauty and successful modeling career at Tuesday's press conference, and now E! has uncovered some footage of her pre-scandal days from their own network.
Last year Prejean modeled lingerie for the network's pre-Oscar "Countdown to the Red Carpet." Dressed in a bra, underwear and stilettos, Prejean shared the screen with Ben Lyons, Debbie Matenopoulos and Kim Kardashian.

...the fact that many Christians and conservatives have embraced a clearly misguided and 'unclear on the concept' of truth telling bimbo who, despite public humiliation continues to absorb the spotlight in whatever form, speaks volumes on their mentality and poor character assessment skills.
...to be clear, this is NOT a freedom of speech issue...it is about a person so blinded by shallow ambition to be willing to consistently lie and assume a position of spokesperson for clearly self-serving reasons...plus, her eyes are too close together...

Just ANOTHER Facelift

It's official: Bruce Jenner has gone from Olympic Gold Medalist to celebrity gossip joke.
Kim Kardashian's stepfather is no longer known as a world-famous Decathlon star. Instead, he's just another ridiculed reality TV personality. It's sad, really.
Especially considering the news Kim announced: Jenner's third face will be revealed on Keeping up with the Kardashians show this Sunday. more HERE
Kim even blogged about it..."Twenty five years ago, Bruce was ill-advised by a doctor to have a partial facelift and a nose job. Unfortunately, the result wasn't what Bruce had hoped for and for years since then he has been the victim of cruel taunts from the media. Since he's turning 60 in October, Bruce felt it was time to correct the mistakes made by the previous doctor so he went to a new doctor for a second facelift . The results are amazing! Bruce looks better than ever and he is extremely happy with the result."

Kim 'Glitter-Ass' Kardashian

Kim Kardashian's extra large curvaceous rear-end was highlighted by her choice of clothing - glittery wet look leggings, teamed with a leotard, leather jacket and leg warmers.
more HERE

Tanorexia Epidemic

The swine flu is scary since you haven't much control...but how about consciously taking part in an activity that will probably kill you all for the sake of a fake image you'd like to project?
Tanorexia, its now being called.
Nearly 30 million people tan indoors every year in the United States, according to the Skin Cancer Foundation, and 2.3 million of them are teens. People get addicted to tanning beds, one small study suggested. The UV light is thought to affect moods, and to stop going can bring on withdrawal symptoms.
Tanning beds are a $5 billion-a-year industry in the United States, according to the Skin Cancer Foundation (that's up from an estimate of $2 billion in 2006). The tanning salon industry has in the past claimed the UV light is harmless and even healthy. One claim from proponents is that tanning prevents sunburn, thereby reducing the chance of skin cancer.
But UV tanning, from the sun or in a bed, damages genetic information in cells and is linked to the development of skin cancer, researchers at Wake Forest University found. The Skin Cancer Foundation agrees. The darkening of skin is a direct result of damaged cells. more HERE
Hollywood's obsession with tanning isn't helping, either. Take Kim Kardashian, for example. The star recently sought advice for curing sunburn lines — after dozing off in a tanning bed with extraordinarily large sunglasses on — then posted the pics on Twitter. Could the reality TV star be suffering from "tanorexia," a compulsive need to be tan? more HERE

Related:
Texas House OKs indoor tanning ban for some teens
Bill Would Restrict Tanning For Ohio Teens

Hey Fatso! ...Get Over It!

Kim Kardashian has a big bone to pick with Us Weekly after it ran a small blurb she says implied she's plus-sized.
In the story, the magazine announces that bargain clothing store Forever 21 is launching a new line of clothing for "fuller-figured fashionistas" called Faith 21. And guess whose face is slapped up right next to the designs that tout fashions "ranging from XL to 2XL"?
Kim responded on her blog:
I feel that this clipping from Us Magazine is a bit misleading, so I wanted to comment on it.
I am a huge fan of Forever 21 and I'm very happy they have expanded their line to include a plus-size range, but I am not in that size category and this article makes it sound like I am! I am a curvy girl and I love my curves, but curvy and plus-sized are two very different things. I work really hard to maintain my curves while staying slim and healthy, so to be classed as a "fuller-figured woman" of extra large proportions is a little offensive.
For the record, I am a size 2, not 2XL.
source

Related:
Kim Kardashian: "So What, I Have a Little Cellulite"

SPF...MORON...

from Kim's website:
I am so sunburned and need help! I'm in Mexico and I was sunbathing when I fell asleep with my huge Prada butterfly sunglasses on and now look at me! I'm going to have to hide from cameras for days. I usually never get red, I always get dark. It hurts! Do u guys have any remedies I can try to help ease the pain and get rid of the redness?
more HERE

...maybe a lobotomy will help...

Sibling Revelry

...there are some we've seen, there are many we have not...but HERE is one version of scantily-clad celebrity sisters...

No Accounting for Taste

#22. Barbara Bush...#5. Sophia Bush

Someone in Seattle has compiled a list of 'the 25 Hottest Woman of 2008'...
It's an interesting compilation since the woman we consider a very 'It' girl in Hollywood right now, Blake Lively, is last on the list...there are three Bushs' on the list (don't get us wrong, that Barbara Bush twin floats our boat)...and according to the author, "Being hot has a lot to do with how a woman carries herself and, to me at least, also how smart she is..." but, Kellie Pickler, Kim Kardashian and Scarlett Johannsson are in the top 10!
see them HERE

Too Many Stories, Too Little Time...

• Stephanie Seymour Is At The Beach
• Heidi Montag’s Hills Aren’t Disappointing
• Jennifer Lopez Didn't Trust Marc Anthony
• Eliza Dushku Topless In Alphabet Killer
• Melissa Etheridge Flips On Rick Warren
• How Much CASH Britney's Dad & Brother Made
• Drumline Meets Revenge of the Nerds, Ha!
• Danielle Lloyd & Friends Have A Merry Xmas
• Tommy & Nicole Kidman's Custody Agreement
• Vote In The 2008 Cheerleader Championship!
• Kim & Kourtney Kardashian Flaunt Their Bods
• Beyonce Diva Video Sucks Something Fierce
• Alyssa Milano Is Still Freaking Hot in Clothes
• Someone Needs To Let Bijou Phillips Out
• Victoria Silvstedt Keeps Things Classy
• That's A Serious Handlebar Mustache
• The Daily Bikini Does Denise Richards
• Nice To See Boobs Before Christmas
• Gwen Stefani Is A MILF That Cooks
• Celebs Doing Last Minute Shopping
• Retro: John Travolta for Safeguard
• Pamela Anderson's Ass Strikes Again
• Megan Fox Is #1 On The “Hot List”
• Aretha Franklin Makes Fat Jokes
• Simon Cowell is a Shirtless, Eww
• SamRo Makes $3 Million A Year
• Best Celebrity Butts Around

Another Naked Disney Girl

Obviously seeing the public slamming that Vanessa Hudgens and Miley Cyrus experienced when their steamy snaps were stolen and exposed wasn’t enough of a warning for Adrienne Bailon to keep her clothes on.
The 25-year-old Disney slut (who has porno sex with Robert Kardashian, the younger brother of fellow sex-scandal starlet Kim Kardashian). Yes, those Kardashians.
Plus: Adrienne Bailon's ass is just about as big as Kim Kardashian's ass, and they even look alike in the face. How wrong is that!?
more HERE

Kim Carmen Catfight

Kim Kardashian and Carmen Electra (and a couple of stuntwomen) had a staged catfight while filming a sequence for the film Disaster Movie.
pics and video HERE

The Sluttiest Sailor in Town

Kim Kardashian in her rightful role as the sluttiest sailor in town during a performance with the Pussycat Dolls in Las Vegas last weekend. She also appeared as a slutty cocktail waitress. Seems she can pull off any job as long as the word slutty is before the job title. Can she be a scientist? No. Slutty scientist? Yes. Geologist? No. Slutty geologist? Absolutely.
more pics HERE

Kim Kardashian’s Ass Of Many Colors