Celebrity Clowns

worth1000.com is in the throws of it's newest contest... and they look great!
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Too Many Stories, Too Little Time...

• Stephanie Seymour Is At The Beach
• Heidi Montag’s Hills Aren’t Disappointing
• Jennifer Lopez Didn't Trust Marc Anthony
• Eliza Dushku Topless In Alphabet Killer
• Melissa Etheridge Flips On Rick Warren
• How Much CASH Britney's Dad & Brother Made
• Drumline Meets Revenge of the Nerds, Ha!
• Danielle Lloyd & Friends Have A Merry Xmas
• Tommy & Nicole Kidman's Custody Agreement
• Vote In The 2008 Cheerleader Championship!
• Kim & Kourtney Kardashian Flaunt Their Bods
• Beyonce Diva Video Sucks Something Fierce
• Alyssa Milano Is Still Freaking Hot in Clothes
• Someone Needs To Let Bijou Phillips Out
• Victoria Silvstedt Keeps Things Classy
• That's A Serious Handlebar Mustache
• The Daily Bikini Does Denise Richards
• Nice To See Boobs Before Christmas
• Gwen Stefani Is A MILF That Cooks
• Celebs Doing Last Minute Shopping
• Retro: John Travolta for Safeguard
• Pamela Anderson's Ass Strikes Again
• Megan Fox Is #1 On The “Hot List”
• Aretha Franklin Makes Fat Jokes
• Simon Cowell is a Shirtless, Eww
• SamRo Makes $3 Million A Year
• Best Celebrity Butts Around

Kidman Breaks Didgeridoo Taboo

Nicole Kidman blew into the traditional instrument while promoting her latest film Australia on a German television show.
But Kidman's performance upset members of the Aboriginal community, who say she should know that the didgeridoo is taboo for women.
"It is not meant to be played by women as it will make them barren."
more HERE

Nicole Kidman skips car seat...

Rachel Weisz : the Stuff of Lesbian Fantasies

LESBIANS rate RACHEL WEISZ as their top sexual fantasy, a new poll has revealed.
The brown-eyed Brit was voted as the Hollywood star they’d most like to bed.
She beat NICOLE KIDMAN, MINNIE DRIVER and KATE WINSLET in the ’Women We’d Love To Love’ survey.
The top 10 list comprises solely of British and Australian actresses.
the list is HERE

World's Worst Hotel Guests

Concierge.com has just posted an article listing the worst celebrity hotel guests ever. Not surprisingly, Amy Winehouse makes an appearance with her bloody cuts and her food fights. Also, Johnny Depp and Kate Moss, when his head was a mess and he decided to trash a hotel room.
Needless to say, Mariah Carey ranks too – The Boobed One's demands are legendary.
Nicole Kidman??
She was once scheduled for a brief stay – like 12 hours – at the Four Seasons Chicago. Before her arrival, her assistants sent over her own personalized 800 thread count Italian sheet (pink!) AND a booklet of detailed instructions WITH DIAGRAMS about how to properly make Ms. Kidman’s bed. She never showed up.
In 2006 she also insisted at the Dorchester in London that all the light bulbs in her room be switched from 60 to 40 watt – apparently she needs good lighting even when she’s alone.
the entire list is HERE

Nicole Kidman's Upper Lip

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Random Kidman Thoughts

Kidman sings AGAIN?

Nicole Kidman is in talks to screech/sing for the film version of "Nine." Rob Marshall of "Chicago" fame will direct the movie musical.
BBC article HERE

Liz Talks Tits

Famed columnist Liz Smith admires Nicole Kidman's bosom...
the column is HERE

Nicole Kidman in "Cosmetic Surgery Gone Bad 2"

Note to Kirsty: Truth Hurts, HAVE A DONUT!!

"This specially designed suit repels Scientologists."

Kirsty Alley didn't like it, so she wrote this

Preggo, YES - Hers? NO WAY

mommie dearest?

You Smell Like....

Ever wonder what fragrance your favorite celebrities wear? Not the ones they sell, but the ones they actually choose to wear?

Nicole Kidman promotes Chanel No. 5 but she’s worn Tea Rose since she was a teenager.

Rachel Weisz appears in ads for Burberry, but she always wears Cristalle by Chanel.

Jacqueline Bisset always wore the classic Arpege by Lanvin. In the movie Day for Night, you can see a bottle of it on her dressing table.

Jacqueline Kennedy, always wore Joy by Jean Patou.

Princess Rainier of Monaco commissioned Fleurissimo by Creed for Grace Kelly for their wedding day.

Many celebrities and historical figures have been known to wear Creed fragrances.

George Clooney is said to wear Green Irish Tweed. Supposedly, Frank Sinatra wore Bois du Portugal. And Julia Roberts wears Spring Flowers. Madonna is partial to Tubereuse Indiana. And Tâbarome was created by Creed for Winston Churchill.

Creed has a private collection of perfumes created for legendary film stars:

Angélique Encens was created for Marlene Dietrich in 1933.

Cuir de Russie was created for Errol Flynn in 1938.

Fleur de Thé Rose Bulgare was created for Ava Gardner in 1948.

Sélection Verte was created for Cary Grant in 1955.

Jasmal was created for Natalie Wood in 1959.