Tom got Suri a pony for Christmas...

and a 13 Million Dollar Stable and House to keep it in....

Set Suri Free...

Katie 'Hoofer' Holmes

It’s official! Katie Holmes will perform on So You Think You Can Dance in celebration of the FOX show’s 100th episode, airing July 23, in a song and dance tribute to Judy Garland.
While buzz about her appearance began when photos of Holmes clad in dance gear at the CBS studios in L.A. hit the web last month, it wasn’t her first visit to the show. Holmes and her daughter Suri, 3, have been visiting the show’s dress rehearsals for a couple of years now.
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Haggard Holmes for the Holiday

Katie Holmes is showing the physical signs of trying to juggle a rigorous Broadway schedule while looking after her two-year-old daughter Suri.
Despite wearing a cheerful red winter coat, the star continued to look run-down, gaunt and tired, sparking concerns about her health.
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Forbes 10 Hottest Tots List

Suri lets us know how she feels...

1. Suri Cruise (daughter of Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise)
2. Shiloh Jolie-Pitt (you know who her parents are)
3. Zahara Jolie-Pitt (see above)
4. Pax Jolie-Pitt (see above)
5. Sam Alexis-Woods (daughter of Tiger Woods)
6. Cruz Beckham (son of Posh & Beckham)
7. Matilda Rose Ledger (daughter of Michelle Williams & Heath Ledger)
8. David Banda (son of Madonna & Guy Ritchie)
9. SPF (son of Britney Spears & KFed)
10. Sam Sheen (daughter of D.Richards & Charlie Sheen)
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Suri Cruise Daring Escape Attempt

Power Brats

RADAR online HERE

Suri's Birthday Party: Tall Time for Tom

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Take a real close look at Tom's tennis shoes, they are clearly special PLATFORM models so that he will be taller...hahahaha

Lets face it, you know a guy is short when you can spot platform tennis shoes from a telephoto lens of a moving helicopter...

Katie Holmes New Haircut (looks like Toms)

Stepford robot Katie Holmes is teasing us now, right?
Is her new hairdo a nod to Mia Farrow's "Rosemary's Baby" look?
This theory runs something like this: Annoyed with all the comparisons made between the Scientology birth of daughter Suri and Farrow's deliverance of the anti-Christ in the 1968 horror flick, Holmes is showing off her well-known penchant for ironic, Andy Kaufman-esque humor. She's embracing the mythology built up around her as the innocent offering to Tom Cruise's insatiable religiosity.
...or is it something else?
Washington Post article is HERE

Katie "the Robot" Holmes Speaks...

Katie Holmes gave an interview where she gushed about her husband "the NUT".

WHAT'S YOUR IDEA OF HEAVEN?

"Falling in love with Tom and our daughter. I'm such a lucky woman. Sometimes I feel like I'm dreaming."

WHAT WERE YOUR DREAMS AS A CHILD?

"To marry Tom Cruise! (Laughs)"

HOW DID YOU MEET TOM?

"We just went on this great date together, and it's been wonderful ever since. He's the most amazing man in the world. I'm so happy. I love him. I feel like he's made my life."

HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE HIM?

"He's just amazing. He's kind, generous, smart, he's Tom Cruise - he's the most artistic man I've ever met.He makes me laugh like I've never laughed. He's made me feel joy like I never have before. There are so many things. He's the most wonderful human being I know."

WHO WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE STUCK IN AN ELEVATOR WITH?

"Tom and Suri."

Visit the Daily Mail to read the entire interview.

Her Feet; Your Pay Check

OK! is reporting that Katie Holmes has asked Christian Louboutin to design and make a custom pair of shoes for Suri Cruise. Custom Louboutins cost $3,000 and up a pair. The 18-month-old Scientologist has already had a mold made of her feet for her custom footwear; they will be ready by Christmas... And we know that every 18 month old is writing Santa demanding designer shoes...

An insider has informed us that they "...aren't custom shoes...". They are actually a codec containing a secret code that will allow her on to the mothership when Xenu shows up for her parents. This all reminds me of the time Jethro started his own airline on the Beverly Hillbillies...