Charlie Sheen is dating a NUN....

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Satan Speaks

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Scary Movie 5

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Danny's Lemonade

Thumbing through last weeks New Yorker magazine, we couldn't help noticing a familiar face on the back page advertisement. It's Danny DeVito!
DeVito is pitching his limoncello by Danny DeVito. The liquor was launched shortly after his famously drunk appearance on The View when he remarked, "I knew it was the last seven limoncellos that was going to get me."
Capitalizing from the embarrassing incident, DeVito teamed up with Harbrew Distributors to launch his own line of limoncello. Everybody had a laugh and moved on but here it is, two years later, and far from being a one-off gimmick, limoncello by DeVito is going strong.
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DeVito, Stallone and Sheen: Restaurateurs

Forbes 10 Hottest Tots List

Suri lets us know how she feels...

1. Suri Cruise (daughter of Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise)
2. Shiloh Jolie-Pitt (you know who her parents are)
3. Zahara Jolie-Pitt (see above)
4. Pax Jolie-Pitt (see above)
5. Sam Alexis-Woods (daughter of Tiger Woods)
6. Cruz Beckham (son of Posh & Beckham)
7. Matilda Rose Ledger (daughter of Michelle Williams & Heath Ledger)
8. David Banda (son of Madonna & Guy Ritchie)
9. SPF (son of Britney Spears & KFed)
10. Sam Sheen (daughter of D.Richards & Charlie Sheen)
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Presidential Fakes

Chuck & Dee Update

Remember Denise Richards and Charlie Sheen were back in court last week after Denise accused Charlie of something WEIRD. Denise presented a video to the court of her daughters, Sam and Lola, acting "strangely".
Basically, Denise was trying to say that she thinks Charlie molested their daughters. Charlie and his lawyers immediately denied that and showed video of the girls acting normal around him.
A source told Page Six that Denise only dragged Charlie into court because her reality show is tanking and she's desperate to come up with exciting show ideas, "She thinks a court battle would be good for ratings so she wants all overnight visits with the girls ceased, and monitored visits with her nanny. She invited the media circus to the hearing and even wanted reporters in the judge's chambers - which wasn't allowed. It's ridiculous." She's accusing Charlie of things in order to save her reality show?

Charlie is planning to sue her for defamation and fight her for full custody of the girls.

The True Colors of Denise Richards

...once hot...now...is not

Denise Richards' lawyer called an emergency hearing in Los Angeles to review “serious issues” in Charlie Sheens' home that could be damaging to the couple’s kids.
Richards' attorney handed over videotape of the famous couples' two daughters, which shows them behaving in an alarming way - according to Richards.
After consulting two expert witnesses, the judge dismissed Richards’ request to alter her current custody arrangement with her ex.
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Sheen 1 Richards ZERO

Outside court Sheen's attorney said, “Charlie is thrilled with the results.”
Adding, “She (Richards) lost for the second time in seeking to change any of the custodial arrangements that currently exist for Mr. Sheen and the children.”

Make that:
Sheen 2 Richards ZERO

Her credibility is a lot like her TV Show...RIDICULOUS.
After a few more episodes air of Richards' terrible TV show, Charlie should have all he needs to get full custody...

Denise goes to Court...

Denise Richards told Ryan Seacrest on his radio show this morning that her ex-husband, Charlie Sheen had "taken her to court."
Sources tell us this might have something to do with a statement released by Sheen two days ago, claiming their daughters had not shown up for a scheduled visit.
Sheen filed a motion this morning that was immediately sealed by the judge.
We're hearing that Denise's attorney will be holding a press conference around 11:30 AM PDT.
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War of Inappropriate Words

Seems an audio tape has leaked...by, none other than Denise 'C.' Richards in her latest salvo against her ex-husband...proving once and for all that she's a vicious scorned vindictive lunatic bitch...In other words, Sheen's use of the 'c word' to describe her, is, oh, so accurate.
Charlie Sheen used the "n word" in a voicemail from 2005 that his ex made available on the internet briefly and then quickly removed.
Not only did he call his wife (at the time) Denise Richards the 'n word', but he told Denise that he hopes she "rots in fucking hell" and then he called her a "fucking cunt."
ABC News report is HERE

So that's where she learned the word!

Sheen says NO to Drugs

Charlie Sheen is convinced vaccinations are poison. And now, Charlie and his estranged ex-wife Denise Richards are a stalemate and may end up in court. Apparently, the kids doctor has been siding with Denise. DUH!
Check out a threatening letter Charlie's lawyer sent to the pediatrician last month, advising him Sheen did not consent to any treatment and promising legal retribution if he doesn't comply.

Meet La MaSheen

Actor Charlie Sheen: Hero or villain?

Charlie Sheen LOVES women!

The 42-year-old star reportedly answered a newspaper advertisement for Nici's Girls AKA: BellaModels, which charges customers $25,000 per night, and placed an order for four escorts.
When Nici dropped four girls off at his penthouse, she found the actor in silk pajamas with 'C. MaSheen' embroidered over the pocket.
New York Post story HERE

THE PUNCHLINE

"The New York Times reported that New York Governor Eliot Spitzer was a customer of a high-end prostitution ring and that the prostitutes knew him as "Client-9." Not surprisingly, Clients 1 through 8 were Charlie Sheen." -- Conan O'Brien

Sheen says NO to Denise Richards reality...

PageSix.com reports that Denise Richards is taking Charlie Sheen to court this morning after he refused to allow his kids star in her reality show. Denise is in talks for her own show and wants her two young daughters to co-star in it. Charlie is opposed to this, so they are taking it to Family Court.
Poor Denise. Shouldn't she be allowed to whore out her kids for a quick buck? Denise needs to leave her kids alone and fast forward to where her career is really heading...NOWHERE...
This should teach her a lesson or two about being the bitch she is, no cash for you babe...