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"I don't like their costume. You can't make fun of Jon and Kate if you're more despicable than they are. It's like if Hitler dressed up as bin Laden." -- Jimmy Kimmel on Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt dressing up as Jon and Kate Gosselin for Halloween.

Score one for Jimmy

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"When they brought out the cake, nobody would sing -- who needs the abuse?" -- late-night TV host Jimmy Kimmel, on 'Idol' judge Simon Cowell's 50th birthday

Sarah Silverman and Jimmy Kimmel.....Sex Tape

A bit more info HERE.

Arnold Sells the Farm

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"(Heidi and Spencer Pratt) quit the show after the first day and then quit again on the second day. Last night they returned to the jungle, and I think that's good... The jungle gave us malaria and yellow fever. We gave it Heidi and Spencer. It's a draw."
-- Jimmy Kimmel

Kimmel Self Destructs

If Jimmy Kimmel still has a job at ABC on Wednesday, he is either a very lucky or very deft comedian, or he has great blackmail photos of the network executives.
At Tuesday afternoon’s upfront presentation in New York, Mr. Kimmel, the host of ABC’s late night talk show “Jimmy Kimmel Live,” delivered a withering, blistering monologue that took direct aim at ABC, its potential advertisers and his NBC late-night rival, Jay Leno. The assembled advertisers received his performance with a mixture of uneasy laughs and the occasional gasp.
New York Times report HERE

Marshall Mathers : Workingman's Rapper

Eminem, who's collecting nice reviews for his new album, Relapse, flew an audience full of unemployed Michigan auto workers to Jimmy Kimmel Live Friday night to watch him perform "We Made You." Then he invited the whole car lot to his release party -- talk about a solidly decent thing to do.

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"Miss California Carrie Prejean blames the wind for blowing her shirt open and blames unscrupulous photographers for releasing topless shots of her. Here's an idea: If you don't want photographers releasing naked pictures of you, don't stand in front of a camera with your clothes off."
-- late-night TV host Jimmy Kimmel

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Today was the first day of Secretary of State Hillary Clinton's two-day trip to Mexico. She spent the day with Felipe Calderon discussing the drug violence that has been spilling over into the U.S. Then she flew to Cancun to look for Bill."
-- Jimmy Kimmel

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"The NCAA college basketball tournament started today, which is perfect timing because if there's one thing Americans need right now, it's another reason not to work."
-- Jimmy Kimmel

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"Here's an important lesson I learned last night: Do not use Scope to make green beer."
-- Jimmy Kimmel

Behind the Scenes with Jimmy & Tommy

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"(President Barack Obama) says we can overcome this crisis if we all work hard and make sacrifices -- which means we are screwed.''
-- Jimmy Kimmel

Who Knows Jonas?

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"(US Airways pilot Chesley "Sully" Sullenberger) was supposed to attend the governor's ball (after the Oscars), but at the last second he veered into the fountain outside the hotel."
-- Jimmy Kimmel

Shameless Hilarity

Is it just us or was the most interesting (and very funny) part of last night's Academy Awards show the ad for "Jimmy Kimmel Live" that starred Tom Cruise as a homoerotic psycho killer?

R.I.P.: Veatrice Rice

Veatrice Rice, who was the 60-ish, African-American, female security guard and regular cast member on the "Jimmy Kimmel Live" show, has passed away. A tearful Jimmy Kimmel made the announcement on his show on Thursday, January 22, 2009.
more HERE

Happy Birthday Donny Osmond

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"More than two pounds of pot was found in a leather basket tomb. It is already being called the earliest known artifact from the era known as the Bong Dynasty in China.They're saying it may explain why it took so long to invent the wheel." - Jimmy Kimmel

what's Jimmy talking about?

Researchers exploring a tomb have turned up...an ancient stash of cannabis.
see HERE