Saturday, January 03, 2009

Celebrity Clowns

worth1000.com is in the throws of it's newest contest... and they look great!
see more HERE

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Wednesday, December 03, 2008

Football Dopes

Six players were suspended without pay by the NFL for violating the league's anti-doping policy.
All six were punished for using a diuretic, which can serve as a masking agent for steroids.
story is HERE
  1. Kevin Williams - Minnesota Vikings
  2. Pat Williams - Minnesota Vikings
  3. Deuce McAllister - New Orleans Saints
  4. Charles Grant - New Orleans Saints
  5. Will Smith - New Orleans Saints
  6. Bryan Pittman - Houston Texans
...dumber than shooting yourself in the leg?

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Thursday, July 10, 2008

More Really Bad Lyrics...

Yet another list of 10 songs with stupid lyrics...
...and here's the list:
  1. I’m serious as cancer, when I say rhythm is a dancer – Rhythm Is A Dancer, SNAP!
  2. I don’t want to see a ghost, it’s a sight that I fear the most, I’d rather have a piece of toast, watch the evening news – Life, DES’REE
  3. Is that yo ass, or yo mama half reindeer? – Shake Ya Tailfeather, NELLY, P. DIDDY & MURPHY LEE
  4. He was a boy, she was a girl. Can I make it any more obvious? – Sk8er Boi, AVRIL LAVIGNE
  5. I love you like a fat kid love cake – 21 Questions, 50 CENT
  6. Time is like a clock in my heart – Time (Clock Of The Heart), CULTURE CLUB
  7. You got a Prada bag with a lotta stuff in it – Gettin’ Jiggy Wit It, WILL SMITH
  8. Lucky that my breasts are small and humble, so you don’t confuse them with mountains – Whenever, Wherever, SHAKIRA
  9. She had dumps like a truck, truck, truck – Thong Song, SISQO
  10. Only time will tell if we stand the test of time – Why Can’t This Be Love, VAN HALEN

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Tuesday, June 24, 2008

Step away from the lips...

Will Smith stopped by the Late Show on Monday to reaffirm his love to Dave...

Dave: "...every time you visit, you look better and better..."
Smootches
Will: "...once you go black, Dave..."

video HERE

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Monday, May 19, 2008

Will Smith: Scientologist

Will Smith’s new private school New Village Academy of Calabasas, on which he has spent over a million dollars, will have at least six Scientologists on staff and will teach “study technology” - developed by L.R. Hubbard.
Rumours have been swirling for months that Will Smith is now a fully-fledged member of the Church of Scientology, due largely to his close relationship with the cult’s pin-up boy, Tom Cruise. more HERE

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Wednesday, December 12, 2007

Cuddling with his Brown Sugar