Oprah pee's for 10 minutes...

New Precious Film Trailer

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Elizabeth Edwards is going to be on 'Oprah.' I wonder how many people would rather see her beat the crap out of her husband on 'Jerry Springer'?"
-- Jay Leno

Grilled Chicken Riots of 2009

Oprah Winfrey thought she'd be nice and arrange for free KFC grilled chicken for everybody. Big mistake. The demand for free fowl has been so overwhelming that many people are having a dickens of a time getting their chickens because the website can't handle all the coupon downloads.
Then this harrowing report from the scene of a KFC in New York City:

I went over to our nearest KFC a few minutes ago...and chaos ensued. Despite the very visible grilled chicken behind the register, the manager told everyone with coupons to leave and that the promotion was over for the day. The people there are currently holding a sit-in and refusing to leave until they get their free chicken...or the cops are called. Racial epithets were being spewed, people who actually wanted to pay for chicken were facing a potential beatdown, and the manager ran from the screaming horde. Oprah, what have ye wrought?

more HERE

...the omnipotent Oprah screwed the pooch!

Octomom Goes Bust

A new creation by artist daniel edwards entitled String of Babies depicts octomom in the literal sense of the term (he's also the one responsible for sculpting paris hilton's autopsy, britney spears giving birth on a bear rug, suri cruise's first bowel movement, and oprah's gold burial mask & sarcophagus).
more pics HERE

Related:
Octomom may become octomillionaire

Octo-Grandpa on Oprah

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Oprah Praises Winslet's Breasts

Kate Winslet appeared on Oprah Winfrey's program on Tuesday and when the conversation turned to Winslet's nude scenes in the new movie "The Reader," the presenter took the opportunity to express her admiration for the actress' silicon-free bosom.
more HERE

Most Outrageous Media Comments of 2008

With attacks on autistic children, the poor, and HIV-positive basketball star Magic Johnson, talking heads showed that nobody was safe in 2008, no matter how unfounded and unseemly the smear.
Progressive politicians, particularly Secretary of State-designate Hillary Clinton and President-elect Barack Obama, were also targets. Obama was called everything from a "pussy" (Don Imus), to a "steamy crap sandwich" (Chris Krok). One commentator said Obama "fits the stereotype blacks once labeled as an Oreo -- a black on the outside, a white on the inside" (John McLaughlin), while others associated him with the Antichrist (Bill Cunningham, Chris Baker, Brian Sussman, others). Michelle Obama was also targeted, being described, among other things, as "Kim Jong-Il dressed up with a bit of Oprah Winfrey dressing" (Mark Steyn). MSNBC's Chris Matthews said Clinton's success is attributable not to her merit, but to the fact that "her husband messed around."
The list of offenses to women, minorities, gays and lesbians, immigrants, and others in 2008 is a long one, but HERE are some of the standouts

THE PUNCHLINE

"The economy is so bad that today on Oprah Winfrey's show, she gave everybody in the audience a car . . . company." - David Letterman

THE PUNCHLINE

"Of course Oprah's house hasn't burned down. If Oprah's house burned down, God would be so fired." -- Jimmy Kimmel, on the California wildfires that threatened Oprah Winfrey's house in Montecito.

Oprah No Longer A Port-A-Potty Virgin

After Barack Obama's speech on Tuesday night in Chicago, Oprah later said that she really had no choice, "In all these years at every event, I've said, 'No, I'm not going to do the Port-A-Potty' but I said I better use it."

Palin Politics of Style...and Corruption

The Missouri State Democratic Committee cranked out a flyer with a photo of Sarah and the Saks logo on the flyer ... and handed out copies to fans attending last Friday's hockey game in St. Louis.
It reads: "Because when your donors are paying the bill nothing is too expensive"

Related:
As more and more polls cast doubt on the McCain-Palin ticket, producers and agents across the entertainment world are discussing possibilities for capitalizing on her fame, ranging from an Oprah-style syndicated talk show to a Sean Hannity-like perch in cable news or on radio.
more HERE

Oregon Man Gives Birth

Thomas Beatie (above left), who was born a woman but after surgery and hormone treatment lives as a man, has given birth to a girl at an Oregon hospital...
Reuters report HERE

Oprah and Fat People

watch the video HERE

Smiling Tyra

Tyra Banks, 34, has 275 smiles. In her arsenal are the “surprise smile,” the “angry but still smiling” smile, the “flirting with boyfriend” smile and the “commercial” smile.
“Smiles come naturally to me, but I started thinking of them as an art form at my command,” Banks said. “I studied all the time. I looked at magazines, I’d practice in front of the mirror and I’d ask photographers about the best angles. I can now pull out a smile at will.”
A bit of Martha, a bit of Oprah, mix in a nice rack and some serious crazy and vuala! ...ladies and gentlemen, I give you: Tyra Banks...
New York Times Magazine article w/video is HERE

Baracky Road

Xenu on 'Oprah' - PT 1

Barbara Walters is a Husband stealing Whore

Barbara Walters had an affair with a married Senator in the 70s. Barbara spilled her guts to Oprah in an episode called "once you go black..." that airs this Tuesday about her relationship with Senator Edward Brooke, the first black person to be elected to the Senate by popular vote.
The affair ended in 1978. Edward Brooke later divorced his wife, but never remarried. The AP tried to contact him for comment, but their calls were not returned.
more HERE

With Gary Coleman on Divorce Court this week, she may have an open shot at another famous politician shortly...

David Blaine Holds Breath for 17 Minutes On Oprah

New York Times article HERE

Before Xenu there was Cher...

Cher says she dated Tom Cruise when he was just a "shy boy." The singer-actress discussed the relationship on an episode of "The Oprah Winfrey Show" airing May 8, 2008.
more HERE