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Beyoncé Battles Banshee Branding

The nation’s ears were bleeding after Howard Stern aired an alleged soundboard recording of Beyoncé shrieking her way through “If I Were A Boy” from a November 2008 Today show concert. The recording spread like wildfire, with many quick to accuse both Beyoncé and Sasha Fierce of being awful live singers who hide behind pre-recorded tracks. However, as B’s father and manager argued and TMZ confirmed, the tape was significantly doctored to make Beyoncé sound like a banshee.
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I Seen Beyoncé at Burger King

Closest Hugh Jackman has come to a woman's nipple in decades...

Beyonce's Oscar performance with Hugh Jackman was a broad, family-friendly tribute to the musical. But, she had a split second moment of nudity thanks to a bit of a wardrobe malfunction.
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and yes, if you look close, it has slipped out...

...don't think you're ready for this belly...

Etta James Disses Beyoncé

If you were wondering why Beyoncé and not Etta James was asked to serenade the president and first lady with "At Last" during their first dance at an inauguration ball on January 20, you're not alone.
Etta, 71, whom Beyoncé went blonde to portray in last year's "Cadillac Records," is wondering the same thing, and she candidly expressed her displeasure during a concert stop in Seattle last week.
more HERE
audio HERE

Too Many Stories, Too Little Time...

• Stephanie Seymour Is At The Beach
• Heidi Montag’s Hills Aren’t Disappointing
• Jennifer Lopez Didn't Trust Marc Anthony
• Eliza Dushku Topless In Alphabet Killer
• Melissa Etheridge Flips On Rick Warren
• How Much CASH Britney's Dad & Brother Made
• Drumline Meets Revenge of the Nerds, Ha!
• Danielle Lloyd & Friends Have A Merry Xmas
• Tommy & Nicole Kidman's Custody Agreement
• Vote In The 2008 Cheerleader Championship!
• Kim & Kourtney Kardashian Flaunt Their Bods
• Beyonce Diva Video Sucks Something Fierce
• Alyssa Milano Is Still Freaking Hot in Clothes
• Someone Needs To Let Bijou Phillips Out
• Victoria Silvstedt Keeps Things Classy
• That's A Serious Handlebar Mustache
• The Daily Bikini Does Denise Richards
• Nice To See Boobs Before Christmas
• Gwen Stefani Is A MILF That Cooks
• Celebs Doing Last Minute Shopping
• Retro: John Travolta for Safeguard
• Pamela Anderson's Ass Strikes Again
• Megan Fox Is #1 On The “Hot List”
• Aretha Franklin Makes Fat Jokes
• Simon Cowell is a Shirtless, Eww
• SamRo Makes $3 Million A Year
• Best Celebrity Butts Around

Favorite Couples of 2008

1. Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens
2. Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie
3. Halle Berry and Gabriel Aubry
4. Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale
5. Liev Schreiber and Naomi Watts
6. Ellen DeGeneres and Portia de Rossi
7. Jake Gyllenhaal and Reese Witherspoon
8. Carla Bruni and Nicolas Sarkozy
9. Beyonce Knowles and Jay-Z
10. Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel
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Alter Egocentricity

Beyoncé channels her alter ego Sasha Fierce in V magazine...and German GQ

Apparently, Beyoncé's gimmick is working...since her new album “I Am ... Sasha Fierce” (Columbia) has become her third album in a row to open at No. 1 on the Billboard chart...
see HERE

...thing is...she looks constipated in the photos above...a whole different take on 'bootylicious'...

Timberlake in Tights

Justin Timberlake brings Sexy Back as he dons a leotard and heels to become Beyonce's backing dancer...
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Beyoncés' Kid Sister

Solange new album released Tuesday...
review HERE
official website HERE

Carved Cleavage

Jay-Z demanded a watermelon carved in the shape of wife Beyonce Knowles' bust during his stay in Africa.
A source told Britain's Daily Mirror newspaper: "One giant watermelon was split in two and ornately carved into a mold of Beyonce's breasts. Two cherries were used as nipples."
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Children are Pimps & Ho's in Beyonce's World

Beyonce has a clothing line called House of Dereon.
When will superstars learn that just because you can, does not mean you should. The foray into advertising has gotten the bootylicious babe into a spot of trouble. The images feature little girls dressed up like video hussies. Where the pole at? Take a look here.

It's not just big media making a stink. Check out some consumer feedback:

1. "So inappropriate. Whose idea was this? Why weren't they fired?"

2. "Little girls aren't hookers and you shouldn't dress them up like your backup dancers just because you're hawking your trashy product!"

3. "...little Nay Nay walking with her mom through the mall with her HOD Girls outfit and her mother wearing a matching HOD outfit..."

No Accounting for Taste

First of all...Beyoncé and Jay-Z were married this past weekend...

How were the wedding guests treated? Rumors are swirling...

HollywoodRag.com claims that one invitee is quoted by MediaTakeOut.com as saying: "There was literally so much food! We had seven courses in total, including beluga caviar, shrimp scampi and buckets of Popeye's Fried Chicken."

...yet, from all indications, the quote does not exist...

They might have well added that the drinks were Cristal Champagne and Kool-Aid...
...wait, the guy formerly known as Shawn Carter hates that stuff, he's all about the BRUT...

Star Wars Geek meets Rock Star Chic

$159,000 C-3PO leggings - Just one of many sci-fi inspired designs by Nicolas Ghesquière for the Balenciaga collection. The collection also includes Stormtrooper leggings and designs based on Tron and The Terminator.

Here's how they look on Beyoncé's big butt...