Spice Girl in Review

The boob jobs ... 1) Natural 34A: Spice Girl Victoria as she hit fame in 90s, 2) Boob job 1, 34D: First op gave pop star a new busty look and 3) Boob job 2: Star's WAG look after second operation
And now...number 4...VICTORIA BECKHAM had an op to reduce her Double D boobs...
more HERE

Miley Said What?

As a guest on Ryan Seacrest's radio show this week, Miley Cyrus revealed more about boyfriend Justin Gaston, while also painting an interesting picture of herself 10 years from now.
Here are excerpts from the interview: On meeting Justin Gaston: “Actually, my dad introduced us.” ...hummm...pimp daddy...
More on her boyfriend: “I love him, he is a very good man. He’s older but he is so nice, he’s a gentlemen and he’s a good Christian boy.” ...hummm...Christian pimps...
On who she wants to be in 10 years: “A soccer mom slash Posh Spice.” ...hummm...interesting...
entire interview is HERE

If Miley wants to be the next Victoria Beckham she'll need much bigger boobs and a much worse sense of fashion to accomplish that goal.

Posh Gets Scary

Victoria Beckham has followed in the footsteps of her soccer star husband David Beckham by modeling a fashion giant's lingerie line in a £12 million advertising campaign for Emporio Armani underwear.
Thing is: she resembles the Bride of Frankenstein...seems Posh is becoming more Scary every day.
the pics are HERE

Forbes 10 Hottest Tots List

Suri lets us know how she feels...

1. Suri Cruise (daughter of Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise)
2. Shiloh Jolie-Pitt (you know who her parents are)
3. Zahara Jolie-Pitt (see above)
4. Pax Jolie-Pitt (see above)
5. Sam Alexis-Woods (daughter of Tiger Woods)
6. Cruz Beckham (son of Posh & Beckham)
7. Matilda Rose Ledger (daughter of Michelle Williams & Heath Ledger)
8. David Banda (son of Madonna & Guy Ritchie)
9. SPF (son of Britney Spears & KFed)
10. Sam Sheen (daughter of D.Richards & Charlie Sheen)
more HERE

David Beckham Likes to Watch

Sexy cheerleaders, dressed in their tight revealing purple and yellow uniform were really eye-catching. And Becks just had no where else to look but, well at their hot bodies.
Does he have a thing for fake chicks with fake tits?
Posh better buy herself a cheerleader outfit!
a little more HERE

R.I.P.: Mr. Blackwell

Mr. Blackwell (AKA Richard Blackwell AKA Richard Selzer) passed away yesterday afternoon at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in Los Angeles of complications from an intestinal infection. He was 86.
In 1960, Mr. Blackwell started his annual "Worst Dressed" list and continued to do one every year. His last list was in 2007.
Victoria Beckham has the honor of being his last victim. He had this to say about her: "Forget the fashion spice -- wearing a skirt would suffice! In one skinny-mini monstrosity after another, pouty posh can really wreck 'em."
obit HERE

Here's just a few of his classics:

Sharon Stone: "An over-the-hill Cruella DeVille."
Barbra Streisand: "She looks like a masculine Bride of Frankenstein."
Britney Spears: "Her bra-topped collection of Madonna rejects are pure fashion overkill."
Queen Elizabeth II: "From her majesty to her travesty."
Bjork: "She dances in the dark — and dresses there, too."

Mr. Blackwell is survived by his partner of over 60 years, Robert Spencer.

Choose Your Fetish

Victoria Beckham wore these $6,000 Antonio Berardi PVC boots while hawking her fragrance with hubby David Beckham at Macy's.
The unusual thigh-high footwear is constructed out of PVC, a durable form of plastic often used to create records, vinyl siding and pipes among other things. Oh, and boots.
more HERE
video HERE

$6k and they don't even have heels?

Celebrity Boob Jobs - the Tits List Grows

From Madonna to Demi Moore it seems like every adult celebrity has had a boob job at this point. That's a lot of pressure for young stars. Now 14 year old Ali Lohan joins the list. Click the pic above to learn more...

Posh's Pit? ...or Pendulum?

click the pic

WTF ...

P. Diddy is set to spend $4 million on a party to celebrate his receiving a star on Hollywood’s Walk of Fame.
The hip-hop star is throwing an over-the-top bash on Friday night and has employed a team of 20 staff dedicated to the ‘Operation Harlem to Hollywood Party’.
A source told Britain’s Daily Mirror newspaper: “It’s a huge honor for P. Diddy to be recognised in Hollywood. He came from Harlem and on Friday the creme de la creme of Hollywood will salute him.”
Party guests include Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes, Pharrell Williams, Eva Longoria and David and Victoria Beckham.
Los Angeles Galaxy soccer star Beckham will pre-record a message for the bash, saying: “Well done mate, you earned it – enjoy!”
Jamie Foxx will also give a tear-jerking toast in Diddy’s honor.
Partygoers will be treated to $400,000 worth of vodka and champagne, flown to the Beverly Hills venue by private jet, will receive a $400 goody bag and will dine on a delicious seafood and grilled meat banquet.
Diddy – real name Sean Combs – will also don five different custom made outfits.

Speaking about his honor, Diddy said: “You can get a lot of things but when you see those stars on the ground… well that’s something I can’t even say I dreamed of.”
more HERE

Posh Spice Clearance Rack

Last week there were pictures everywhere of Ms. Beckham at Kitson since they threatened to stop selling her clothing line.
A pair of Posh jeans cost $289 at Fred Segal or Kitson.
Well, look what we have here...just down highway 101...at Loehmann's...same jeans are only $69.99!
Next stop THE 99¢ ONLY STORE...

Technical Difficulties, Please Stand By...

Teletubby in a Bag

more HERE

Bang It Like Beckham

The sale of an unauthorized brand of condoms named after gay icon David Beckham has skyrocketed in China, making it the best selling condom brand in the communist state.
Beckham, who's underwear ad for Emporio Armani has been plastered on enormous billboards all around the world recently, is reportedly not very happy about the "endorsement."
No word on how David's fembot/wife Victoria is taking the news, but when commenting on her husband's underwear billboards she said, "I'm proud to see his penis 25 foot tall. It's great. It's huge. It's enormous. Massive, yet eerily unsatisfying."
...according to the packaging (above), there's less lead in the condoms...apparently, EVERYTHING made in China contains lead!
blurb HERE

Spice Girl Cover-up

gratuitous grope or nip-slip interception?

2 Covers 1 Outfit

You can almost hear the heads rolling due to this fashion NO-NO
...AND WHO WOULD'VE GUESSED THAT RICHARD SIMMONS OLD OUTFITS STILL LOOKED SO GOOD...

Brits get it Right...

Dazzling Daily Star discovery Kelly Brook has the sexiest body in the world.
And stick-thin Victoria Beckham’s figure is the worst...
Sexy Kelly, 27, currently strutting her stuff on Strictly Come Dancing, won top spot for her curvy bust, tiny waist and generous hips.
Meanwhile, waif-like Posh, 33, who wears jeans made for seven-year-olds, was rated as having the worst figure.
We happen to agree with our British buddy's...
Sorry Esquire...Charlize just doesn't measure up against our Miss Brook...

Scientists discover the formula for perfect breasts

There is one type of breast that most approaches perfection, a cosmetic surgeon claims.
The model mammary apparently has a nipple that points slightly skywards, and an upper half just a bit smaller than the bottom half.
Patrick Mallucci spent many hours poring over photos of topless models in lads magazines and tabloid newspapers to formulate his theory.
In his opinion, the celebrity with the best pair is Caprice - and the woman with the worst is Posh Spice.
Mr. Mallucci will prevent his findings at the first international conference on breast enlargement, to be held in London this week.
Mr. Mallucci is one of the founding surgeons of Mybreast.org, which shares best practice on breast enlargement.
story is HERE