Ojani Noa in trouble AGAIN, where's Ben Affleck in all this

Story HERE.

J-LO Weirdness about to see the light of Day

Her ex-husband Ojani Noa is planning to release an 11-hour tape of some of her private moments.

The gang at The National Enquirer have seen the tape and claim it includes footage of JLo staring at herself in the mirror while wearing nothing but bra and panties. In another scene, Ojani chases JLo around the bedroom and spanks her ass...

This gem sonds like a good 30 seconf view of an 11 hour mess...

Hey JLO. nice arm pits...

Jennifer sings...AGAIN...

Too Many Stories, Too Little Time...

• Stephanie Seymour Is At The Beach
• Heidi Montag’s Hills Aren’t Disappointing
• Jennifer Lopez Didn't Trust Marc Anthony
• Eliza Dushku Topless In Alphabet Killer
• Melissa Etheridge Flips On Rick Warren
• How Much CASH Britney's Dad & Brother Made
• Drumline Meets Revenge of the Nerds, Ha!
• Danielle Lloyd & Friends Have A Merry Xmas
• Tommy & Nicole Kidman's Custody Agreement
• Vote In The 2008 Cheerleader Championship!
• Kim & Kourtney Kardashian Flaunt Their Bods
• Beyonce Diva Video Sucks Something Fierce
• Alyssa Milano Is Still Freaking Hot in Clothes
• Someone Needs To Let Bijou Phillips Out
• Victoria Silvstedt Keeps Things Classy
• That's A Serious Handlebar Mustache
• The Daily Bikini Does Denise Richards
• Nice To See Boobs Before Christmas
• Gwen Stefani Is A MILF That Cooks
• Celebs Doing Last Minute Shopping
• Retro: John Travolta for Safeguard
• Pamela Anderson's Ass Strikes Again
• Megan Fox Is #1 On The “Hot List”
• Aretha Franklin Makes Fat Jokes
• Simon Cowell is a Shirtless, Eww
• SamRo Makes $3 Million A Year
• Best Celebrity Butts Around

and now, the end is near...

Jennifer Lopez has sparked rumors she has split with husband Marc Anthony, after she was photographed at a red carpet event without her wedding ring.
more HERE
more pics of JLo in that outfit HERE

Celebrity Boob Jobs - the Tits List Grows

From Madonna to Demi Moore it seems like every adult celebrity has had a boob job at this point. That's a lot of pressure for young stars. Now 14 year old Ali Lohan joins the list. Click the pic above to learn more...

J.Lo's Restaurant : Hasta la Vista

Jennifer Lopez's restaurant Madres is Closed 'until further notice'
more HERE

Big Booty Benefits

A type of fat that accumulates around the hips and bottom may actually offer some protection against diabetes, U.S. researchers said.
People with pear-shaped bodies, with fat deposits in the buttocks and hips, are less prone to these disorders.
Reuters report is HERE

It's Official: JLo's Kids Godfather is Xenu's BFF

Jennifer Lopez wants Tom Cruise to be godfather to her newborn twins, and has persuaded her husband Marc Anthony to give Cruise the role despite his Scientology beliefs.
story is HERE

The Lopez cash machine

Jennifer Lopez's husband Marc "Skeletor"Anthony has given her a $300,000 diamond ring to celebrate the birth of their twins.
It cost $1.4 million to give birth in a birthing suite at Long Island's North Shore University Hospital
They hired exclusive Los Angeles baby boutique Petit Tresor to design a nursery in the couple's Puerto Rican estate.

They received $6 million for the first photo shoot with her babies

The kids have a masseuse and color therapist.

Jennifer bought two Shetland ponies for Max and Emme, along with diamond-encrusted rattles, 600 thread count Egyptian cotton for the baby's cots and designer babygros for the nursery wing in her Los Angeles home.
story is HERE

All of that without a single piece of acting or singing talent...they should just buy NEVERLAND RANCH and get it over with...

The Cholalicious JLo

TMZ is reporting that JLo is getting $6 million from People Magazine for pictures of her twins. She agreed to take the magazine's money if they would stop calling her JLo. People reportedly agreed.

She hasn't called us with an offer, so she's STILL JLo here...

Booty Battle 1 - J Lo vs. Kim Kardashian

J-Lo - Cash Cow

Jennifer Lopez reportedly spent $1.4 million on giving birth.

The singer paid $700,000 to reserve a luxurious birthing suite at Long Island's North Shore University Hospital, where she delivered her twins on February 22, 2008.
The $175,000-a-week suite - which included brown leather couches, a large Apple computer monitor, two plasma screen TVs, wooden flooring and a private kitchen - was also reserved by Jennifer and husband Marc Anthony three weeks before the star's due date.
Jennifer and Marc also paid $300,000 for private doctors and nurses, $300,000 on security and a further $100,000 on personal assistants before the birth.

Sources close to the couple also claim they have named the twins, a boy and a girl, Maximiano and Emelina.
A family insider told In Touch magazine: "Jennifer is doing so well but we have gone through a lot of tissues. Everyone is crying many tears of joy."

Cry me a river...have you seen her ACT? Of course not, because SHE CAN'T...

J-LO Drops Her Load x2

12:12 AM, the girl emerged, weighing 5 lbs. 7 oz, and then the boy was born 11 minutes later, at 6 lbs.
more HERE

J-LO may have dropped her load

J-LO may have had her babies yesterday at North Shore University Hospital in Long Island, New York. The rumor is that she had a boy and a girl via c-section.
There are reports that JLo had custom hospital gowns made for the occasion; four pastel-colored couture hospital gowns and a matching robe made for her by DearJohnnies.com.
She probably can't fit her ass in a regular hospital one, so she came prepared.

Apparently, JLo passed on a Scientology 'silent birth'...more HERE
AND...is holding auditions for potential godparents...that's HERE

Any bets that these kids end up like The Jacksons...?

...and the kids HAD EVERYTHING...

Jennifer Lopez is reportedly having twins, a boy and a girl, and she's already spoiling their fetal asses. Are we surprised? This is the woman who wore mink eyelashes.
Rush & Molloy reports that JLo has registered for gifts at Petit Tresor in Los Angeles and is asking for all sorts of overpriced crap.
Here's what the Puerto Rican poster child wants for her unborn:

• 2 cashmere outfits, one blue and one pink - $349 each
• 2 moses baskets - $225 each
• 1 jogging stroller for two - $560
• 2 Peg Peregos for 2 - $429 each

JLo has also hired Petit Tresor to decorate three nurseries in her 3 homes in Bel Air, Fisher Island and Oyster Bay. Each nursery will reportedly cost $40,000.

Ben got out JUST IN TIME; I guess she didn't like driving around in that pickup truck he bought...