Madonna and Guy Sale Fail

A painting of Madonna, shown nude on a bed with her former husband Guy Ritchie, failed to sell yesterday at an auction. The picture by Peter Howson, “Madonna & Guy,” had been expected to fetch between 15,000 pounds ($24,300) and 22,000 pounds at the Scottish auction house McTear’s.
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Forbes 10 Hottest Tots List

Suri lets us know how she feels...

1. Suri Cruise (daughter of Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise)
2. Shiloh Jolie-Pitt (you know who her parents are)
3. Zahara Jolie-Pitt (see above)
4. Pax Jolie-Pitt (see above)
5. Sam Alexis-Woods (daughter of Tiger Woods)
6. Cruz Beckham (son of Posh & Beckham)
7. Matilda Rose Ledger (daughter of Michelle Williams & Heath Ledger)
8. David Banda (son of Madonna & Guy Ritchie)
9. SPF (son of Britney Spears & KFed)
10. Sam Sheen (daughter of D.Richards & Charlie Sheen)
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Madonna/Richie - Splitsville

MADONNA and GUY RITCHIE confirmed they will divorce.
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...he'll get custody of a cult film...she'll get all the mirrors in their various homes...

Madonna renews wedding vows...YEAH RIGHT

Madonna and Guy Ritchie made a last-ditch attempt to save their troubled marriage by renewing their wedding vows at a private kabbalah ceremony in London.
"It was very intimate and both Guy and Madonna made vows to each other and pledged to try to make their marriage strong again. The ceremony lasted about an hour. They turned up at the kabbalah center in their gym clothes and changed into white robes. Everyone at the center hopes that they will get through their recent rough patch."
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They both vowed not to tell anyone they are divorced...

A Brother From Another Mother

Madonna and husband Guy Ritchie’s 2-year-old adopted son, David, became a big brother when his birth father, Yohane Banda, and his wife, Flora, welcomed a new son on July 20.
“It’s too early to say if he looks like David,” says Yohane, who wants the two brothers to meet.
“I’m confident they will,” he reveals. “It’s my duty as their father to make sure they know about each other and respect and help each other.”

Yohane hasn’t named his new son yet...but talk about milking it!
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Madonna responsible for Divorce...

Madonna's statement released to People magazine goes like this: "My husband (Guy Ritchie) and I are not planning on getting a divorce. I know Alex Rodriguez through Guy Oseary, who manages both of us. I brought my kids to a Yankee game. I am not romantically involved in any way with Alex Rodriguez. I have nothing to do with the state of his marriage or what spiritual path he may choose to study.”
ARod's wife has filed for divorce in Florida based on the fact he is sleeping with the Material Girl.

D.I.V.O.R.C.E.

Madonna has hired a real shark to handle her divorce from Guy Ritchie. She's reportedly working with Paul McCartney's divorce attorney, Nicholas Mostyn QC. She met with Nicholas at his offices in London 10 days ago.
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She really should've hired Heather Mills instead. Heather will do anything to win including pouring water all over the other counsel. That's dedication.

Madonna and Guy have apparently grown apart. Guy is busy trying to make crappy movies and Madonna is busy putting out crappy music.

Face it...Madge likes Vadge

Madonna - whose new album, Hard Candy, is in shops now - grabbed a much younger dancer during a free gig at the Olympia theater in Paris.
The singer, who is married to film director Guy Ritchie, turns fifty this year, and some have suggested that this latest episode is intended to keep her feeling fresh.
Five years ago she famously engaged in lengthy French kisses with Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera.
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...she's a big fan of GirlsHuntingGirls...

Madonna’s Dyed Sheep Shoot Angers Animal Rights Group

Madonna has outraged animal rights groups by dyeing her pet sheep different colors for a photo shoot.
The singer and her husband Guy Ritchie have been branded "irresponsible" after coloring their sheep blue, pink, yellow and green for a Vogue magazine spread at their English country estate.
A spokesman for the Royal Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals (RSPCA) said: "Why is it necessary and what are they trying to prove? It is an irresponsible publicity stunt."
The couple say the shoot - which will be featured in a new book 'Vogue Living: House, Gardens, People' - was staged in homage to legendary photographer Cecil Beaton. The noted portrait photographer lived on the $18 million Ashcombe Estate during the 30's and 40's.

Madonna, 49, and Ritchie, 39, insisted the dye used was temporary and did not harm the animals.
However, the RSPCA do not accept their reasoning, and are adamant the stunt could lead to dangerous copycat incidents.
The source added: "We would really question the need to do it. It really does send out the wrong message about how to use animals.
"Animals used in this sort of publicity stunt can lead to copycats. Even if the dye used in this instance is safe for the animals, other people might copy it with a dye that isn't safe."