Mary Carey Married...

While visiting the Howard Stern show on Thursday, porn star Mary Carey announced her marriage to Mario Monge Jr , some guy she met 7 weeks ago. The pair tied the knot in Vegas on Sunday.
The adult actress, who recently appeared in Celebrity Rehab and Sober House on VH1, is said to be getting her life together.

Dr. Drew chimes in HERE

Denise Richards Talks Boobs...

Denise Richards was on Howard Stern yesterday and he asked her the obligatory question: "Are your breasts real?"
Denise admitted that her boobs had been touched by a surgeon's knife three times.
Denise said, "Um, natural on outside, on the inside they are not. I was 19, and my roomate had the best boobs ever, and she had just had hers done. I was flat as a board, and I thought, 'Whoa, you can just buy them,' and stupidly had them done!" Denise thought her new leased chichis were too big, so she went under again to get them downsized, "The next guy put bigger ones in, and it was not good -- they were a D!"
She went in a third time and now she's happy, "I was young and should have researched better. You know, it was a big mistake. Young girls, don't do it!"
more HERE

Beyoncé Battles Banshee Branding

The nation’s ears were bleeding after Howard Stern aired an alleged soundboard recording of Beyoncé shrieking her way through “If I Were A Boy” from a November 2008 Today show concert. The recording spread like wildfire, with many quick to accuse both Beyoncé and Sasha Fierce of being awful live singers who hide behind pre-recorded tracks. However, as B’s father and manager argued and TMZ confirmed, the tape was significantly doctored to make Beyoncé sound like a banshee.
more HERE

DNA tests are in: Jerry Lewis has another kid

Suzan Lewis' personal manager says tests have revealed both his client and U.S. entertainer Jerry Lewis' son, Gary, share a very rare DNA marker.
"Inside Edition" Thursday said DNA results indicate an 88.7 percent probability that Suzan is related to singer Gary, the oldest son of Jerry Lewis.
Suzan has tried to get Jerry Lewis to acknowledge her as his biological daughter for years.
more HERE
Howard Stern will interview the disabled, and formerly homeless Suzan Lewis, along with Gary Lewis on his Sirius Satellite radio program on March 18, 2009.
Suzan's website HERE

If ya got the cash...

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...okay...we know this pic is a little weird...but what really takes it over the edge is the Kelly Clarkson t-shirt the little guy is wearing...oh, by the way, he's been identified as Howard Stern regular Eric the Midget...

Capitalist Virgin Slut gives it up for Cash

A 22-year-old woman is publicly auctioning her virginity to pay for her college education. The student from San Diego, California, who is using the pseudonym Natalie Dylan for "safety reasons," said she had no moral dilemma with her decision and found it "empowering".
"I don't think auctioning my virginity will solve all my problems," she said. "But it will create some financial stability. I'm ready for the controversy, I know it will come along. I'm ready to do this." "We live in a capitalist society. Why shouldn't I be allowed to capitalize on my virginity?" she added.
The woman, who has earned a bachelor degree in women's studies and now wants to start a master's degree in marriage and family therapy, is hoping the bidding will hit $1 million.
The online auction site eBay turned her down so the auction will take place at a Nevada brothel, the Moonlite Bunny Ranch, where her sister is working to pay off her college debts. She appeared on the Howard Stern radio show this week to promote her virgin vision.
video report HERE
much more HERE

...$1 million?! ...for a million bucks all her holes should get de-virginized...

Stern vs. Rosie

Hear it HERE

Howard Stern, the Connecticut Teacher and her Ugly Husband

SOUTHINGTON, Connecticut -- A Southington teacher who appeared on the Howard Stern Show no longer has a job at Thalberg Elementary School.
Second-grade teacher Marie Jarry took part in an 'Ugliest Guy and Hottest Wife' contest on Stern's show. She and her husband (above) won $5,000.
The school replaced Jarry after pictures of her in a bikini appeared on HowardStern.com.
more HERE
video HERE

Howard, Hotties and Big Heavy Balls

Bowling lanes have never been hotter as bikini clad models filmed "Bowling Beauties" for Howard TV.
pics HERE
video HERE

Artie Lang Self-Destructs

Late last week Howard Stern Show fixture Artie Lange walked out of the studio after an argument and subsequent outburst at his personal assistant on the air.
Lange was spotted disputing with his assistant in the hallways off the air. When it was brought up to Stern, he asked the assistant Teddy to come into the studio and discuss the situation on the air.
As the argument continued, Lange became enraged and physically lashed out at Teddy.
Stern then said he cannot condone Lange's actions and cannot have Lange around with the potential of such actions looming.
Artie then offered his resignation; Stern accepted, but told Lange to leave and cool off. Just before Lange left he told Stern: "I'm not a good person ... I gotta leave ... I love you"
more HERE
audio HERE

Howard Stern on the Maharishi

listen HERE

King Howard of Satellite

Whether or not Howard Stern is the king of all media, he's definitely king of satellite radio.
Arbitron has released its first-ever ratings for XM and Sirius, covering April-June 2007, and they show that in an average week, 1,225,000 listeners at some point heard Stern.
"He doesn't have the audience he had on terrestrial," says radio consultant and analyst Robert Unmacht. "But he's doing very well. You don't need the same numbers on satellite to succeed." "Howard is why Sirius is where it is today..."
the story is HERE