Tuesday, January 12, 2010

Conan just released a statement:

People of Earth:

In the last few days, I've been getting a lot of sympathy calls, and I want to start by making it clear that no one should waste a second feeling sorry for me. For 17 years, I've been getting paid to do what I love most and, in a world with real problems, I've been absurdly lucky. That said, I've been suddenly put in a very public predicament and my bosses are demanding an immediate decision.

Six years ago, I signed a contract with NBC to take over The Tonight Show in June of 2009. Like a lot of us, I grew up watching Johnny Carson every night and the chance to one day sit in that chair has meant everything to me. I worked long and hard to get that opportunity, passed up far more lucrative offers, and since 2004 I have spent literally hundreds of hours thinking of ways to extend the franchise long into the future. It was my mistaken belief that, like my predecessor, I would have the benefit of some time and, just as important, some degree of ratings support from the prime-time schedule. Building a lasting audience at 11:30 is impossible without both.

But sadly, we were never given that chance. After only seven months, with my Tonight Show in its infancy, NBC has decided to react to their terrible difficulties in prime-time by making a change in their long-established late night schedule.


Last Thursday, NBC executives told me they intended to move the Tonight Show to 12:05 to accommodate the Jay Leno Show at 11:35. For 60 years the Tonight Show has aired immediately following the late local news. I sincerely believe that delaying the Tonight Show into the next day to accommodate another comedy program will seriously damage what I consider to be the greatest franchise in the history of broadcasting. The Tonight Show at 12:05 simply isn't the Tonight Show. Also, if I accept this move I will be knocking the Late Night show, which I inherited from David Letterman and passed on to Jimmy Fallon, out of its long-held time slot. That would hurt the other NBC franchise that I love, and it would be unfair to Jimmy.

So it has come to this: I cannot express in words how much I enjoy hosting this program and what an enormous personal disappointment it is for me to consider losing it. My staff and I have worked unbelievably hard and we are very proud of our contribution to the legacy of The Tonight Show. But I cannot participate in what I honestly believe is its destruction. Some people will make the argument that with DVRs and the Internet a time slot doesn't matter. But with the Tonight Show, I believe nothing could matter more.

There has been speculation about my going to another network but, to set the record straight, I currently have no other offer and honestly have no idea what happens next. My hope is that NBC and I can resolve this quickly so that my staff, crew, and I can do a show we can be proud of, for a company that values our work.

Have a great day and, for the record, I am truly sorry about my hair; it’s always been that way.

Yours,

Conan

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Tuesday, September 29, 2009

Conan's Accident

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Tuesday, July 28, 2009

Shatner Does Palin


Sarah Palin's final speech as Governor of Alaska baffled many. Conan O'Brien realized it was a poem and asked William Shatner to recite it verbatim.

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Wednesday, June 24, 2009

Triumph Visits Bonnaroo

Friday, June 19, 2009

Dueling Hand Gestures

William Shatner left a bold statement Wednesday night on The Tonight Show with Conan O'Brien.
Evidently, the former Star Trek star couldn't do the "live long and prosper" gesture so O'Brien teased Shatner, who reasoned that Leonard Nimoy's Spock and not his character Captain James T. Kirk is famous for the signal. Still, O'Brien mocked Shatner's inability to the Vulcan hand gesture, driving Shatner to flip the bird at O'Brien.
video HERE

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Thursday, February 26, 2009

When Nikka Appeared On NBC

On the Tonight Show with Jay Leno
On Late Night with Conan O'Brian

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Wednesday, February 25, 2009

Louis C.K. : Observational Supergenius

Andy's Back

NBC says Andy Richter and Conan O'Brien will be back together again on late-night TV.
Richter, who worked with O'Brien for seven years on NBC's "Late Night," will become the "Tonight Show" announcer when O'Brien takes over from Jay Leno as host in June. NBC said Richter also will take part in comedy bits.
O'Brien called Richter a friend and one of the funniest people he knows, but couldn't resist a joke: O'Brien said he's looking forward to their reunion because Richter owes him $300.

Related: Conan's Best Characters

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Saturday, February 14, 2009

Mockin' Joaquin

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Alec Baldwin imitated a zoned-out Joaquin Phoenix when he walked out on "Late Night With Conan O'Brien" Thursday night.
"I'm going to do my Joaquin Phoenix," Baldwin told Conan as he pretended to pass out and then picked his nose.
more HERE

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Tuesday, January 06, 2009

Classic Animated GIF's

see HERE

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Saturday, July 12, 2008

Where are Selma Blair's Nipples?

The reason we usually post pictures of actresses in see through dresses is so you can look at their boobs while you're at work (please, stop, no need to thank us - your happiness is our reward). But, we can't seem to find a nipple, an areola or even a breast to speak of on Selma Blair...if you can see anything feel free to let us know. We've spent about 23 minutes seeking out Ms. Blair's nipples in this photo. more HERE

While visiting Late Night with Conan O'Brien the other night, Selma mentioned the color of her nipples (apparently, dark brown) ...
check around 3:52 on the video located HERE

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Sunday, June 15, 2008

Kate's Kid tests Boob Boundaries

Kate Hudson has revealed that her four-year-old son Ryder has developed a keen interest in the female body, is obsessed with her breasts and is always trying to lift up her top.
She told talk show host Conan O'Brien: "I'm working on getting him off being interested in female parts. He thinks it's hilarious when he pulls off my shirt. He's four years old!"
more HERE

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Thursday, April 24, 2008

Late Night Chess Game

FoxNews is claiming Jimmy Fallon will take over for Conan O'Brien in 2009. FoxNews' friend of a friend of a friend said it's a done deal. Conan is leaving "Late Night" to take over for Jay Leno in May 2009. Jay Leno will replace "Nightline" on ABC, pushing Jimmy Kimmel to 12:30am.
NBC will reportedly make the announcement during their fall '08 rollout on May 11th and 12th.

No word on what will happen to Space Ghost Coast to Coast or Fernwood 2 Nite...

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Saturday, March 22, 2008

THE PUNCHLINE

"In Los Angeles, a 500-pound man was arrested for stealing food from a restaurant. Police say it took five minutes to catch the suspect and two hours to pat him down." -- Conan O'Brien

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Thursday, March 13, 2008

THE PUNCHLINE

"The New York Times reported that New York Governor Eliot Spitzer was a customer of a high-end prostitution ring and that the prostitutes knew him as "Client-9." Not surprisingly, Clients 1 through 8 were Charlie Sheen." -- Conan O'Brien

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Friday, February 08, 2008

Conan storms NBC News Set...

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Wednesday, February 06, 2008

Late Night Brawl

Monday, December 03, 2007

A Writer's Strike Message from Conan

Is HERE

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Friday, November 30, 2007

Conan follows Dave's lead...

Conan O'Brien, host of NBC's "Late Night With Conan O'Brien" will cover the salaries of his non-writing production staff -- nearly 80 people -- for the foreseeable future.
Like David Letterman at CBS, O'Brien made the decision to step up in a big way to take care of those who help him put on the show every night.
On the other side of the coin...Carson Daly is a goat...
read all about it HERE

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Friday, November 09, 2007

Late Night Stalker - The Persuing Padre

Rev. David Ajemian, a priest in the Archdiocese of Boston was arrested Wednesday on charges of stalking late-night talk show host Conan O'Brien.
more HERE

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