Governor's Whore Attends Fashion Week

What would Fashion Week be without a little drama?
Former 'real life' prostitute and current attention seeking whore, Ashley Alexandra Dupre, provided the fireworks just by showing up...
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Durst's Top 10 Comedic News Stories of 2008

From the mind of our Pal, Will Durst:
Okay. Just so you know: the Top Ten Comedic News Stories of the Year are as different from the Top Ten Legitimate News Stories of the Year as a tarantula infested banana tree is from a small paper bag of locking quarter- inch steel washers painted blue. Other stuff might have had a bigger impact on America and the World, such as an African American guy whose middle name is Hussein winning the Presidency of the United States.
But so far, Mister Agent of Change is about as funny as over the counter ear drops. You can't mock hope right now. Too much like kicking small whimpering furry things with big eyes. Oh, he's bound to loosen up after a few weeks getting kicked around on Pennsylvania Avenue, but until then, here are the stories from 08 that were most filled with humorosityness.

10. Proposition 8. Organized religion goes out of its way to guarantee that gays will not be burdened with the right to be as miserable as the rest of us.
9. New York Governor and Emperor's Club member, Eliot Spitzer. Flies a hooker from New York to DC, because as we all know, there aren't enough hookers in DC. (535 that I can think of offhand) Gives her 4 grand and puts her up at the Mayflower Hotel. Now, that's a liberal. A conservative will try to get it for free in an airport men's room stall. Demonstrating fiscal responsibility.
8. Joe Biden. Has potential to fill gaffe gap being vacated by George Bush. Inserts foot in mouth so often, he should invest in mint- flavored shoelaces.
7. National Political Conventions. James Dobson's Focus on the Family called for a storm of biblical proportions to disrupt outdoor acceptance speech of Barack Obama on last day of the Democratic Convention. Hurricane Gustav slammed into New Orleans canceling first day of Republican Convention. Proving that either God has a sense of humor or be extremely careful what you ask for.
6. Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich. Gives a bad name to people with bad names. Something about the Springfield Capitol makes it work like a halfway house in reverse. Economy is so bad, Hair Helmet probably offered free shipping with Barack's Senate seat.
5. The Primaries. 1: Former Arkansas Governor Mike Huckabee raises hand at a New Hampshire Presidential Debate when asked, "who doesn't believe in evolution?" In May, he explains he is still campaigning because "at this point, its survival of the fittest."
2: In Philadelphia, Senator Hillary Clinton says "in this race, I am Rocky Balboa." Obviously forgetting that in first movie, Rocky loses.. To a black guy.
4. President George W. Bush. Lame duck, but a good ducker. International community furious at Muntadhar al Zaidi. Not for trying to hit the President with his size 10s, but because. 1: his aim was bad, and 2: he wasn't a centipede.
3. Senator John McCain runs worst campaign ever. That includes New Coke, France in 39 and Cloris Leachman on Dancing With the Stars. Doesn't know how many houses he has. Should do what I do. Every time I get 4 houses, I trade them in for a hotel.
2. The Economy. When everybody in America knows the name of the Secretary of the Treasury, that's not good. Line of the year courtesy of an anonymous Wall Street broker: "This is worse than a divorce. I'm worth half what I was. and I'm still married."
1. Governor Sarah Palin. For those destined to go cold turkey on Bush, she is like a dose of methadone. And she's sticking around. How you going to keep them down in Juneau after they've seen Neiman- Marcus?

Political comic, Will Durst, who writes sometimes, expects an even better list in 2009.
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Harrowing Tales of Hookerdom

How convenient that former $2,000 an hour call girl, Natalie McLennan's escorting memoir was released hot on the heels of Spitzer escort Ashley Dupre's tearful Dianne Sawyer interview!
Now that her book is finally out pretty much the only thing anyone cares about is the Ashley Dupre stuff. So, what does it say? Well. Frankly, it's mostly pornographic! We can tell you that Ms. McLennan claimed to be awestruck by Ashley's pussy, saying it was the sweetest she's ever tasted...
So if you're offended by hott XXX lesbian action, please do not click HERE.

MTV's Revolving Door of Whores

After two seasons of MTV's runaway smash hit "Shot at Love," openly bisexual Tila Tequila has announced she's no longer interested in seeking a relationship through the music channel's reality show competition. The Internet sensation is ready to settle down with Courtenay Semel, daughter of Yahoo! CEO Terry Semel.
story is HERE
But, does Semel take the relationship as seriously as Tequila?
A source told the New York Post: "Tila is great and totally fun. Court is having a good time with her, but it definitely isn't anything serious."
The lesborific couple put on a show for revelers at Los Angeles club Coco de Ville the other night when Tequila and Semel, got frisky and began humping each other like horny female bunnies. The Sapphic sisters were "giving each other lap dances and sneaking in kisses in the corner." Semel, fresh off her split from Band-Aid heiress Casey Johnson, is flaunting her reality-star fling.
So...who can possibly fill Tequila's shoes? Who is so attention starved and would be willing to cavort with both men and women in front of camera and crew? Who is enough of an exhibitionist to flaunt her goods for everyone to see in anticipation of attention and adoration?
None other than Ashley Alexandra Dupre...the infamous prostitute implicated in the Eliot Spitzer sex scandel...it's true...see HERE

The tape Ashley Dupre made for Governor Spitzer

McCartney Math

The math on the Paul McCartney-Heather Mills divorce is as follows:
After 5 years of marriage, he paid her $49 million. Assuming he got sex every night during their 5 year relationship, (which would NOT have happened!), it ended up costing him $26,849 per time.

This is Heather.

On the other hand, Elliot Spitzer's call girl, Kristen, an absolute stunner, with a body like no other, charges $4,000 an hour. For anything!

This is Kristen.

Had Paul McCartney 'employed' Kristen for 5 years, he would've paid $7.3 million for an hour of sex every night for 5 years (a saving of $41.7 million).

Value-added benefits are: a 22 year old hot babe, no begging, no coaxing, never a headache, plays all requests, ability to put BOTH legs around you (!!!), no bitching, complaining or 'to do' lists. Best of all, she leaves when you're done, and comes back when you ask her. All at 1/7th the cost, with no legal fees.

Sometimes renting makes far more sense.

Ashley Dupré Jamboree

Girls Gone Wild smut peddler Joe Francis continues his game of tease with a shelved GGW video of Ashley Alexandra Dupre. The vid became a hot commodity after Gov. Eliot Spitzer was nailed for cavorting with the $1,000-an-hour prostitute.
more HERE
pics HERE

Eliot Spitzer Slept Here

Ever since news of then-New York Governor Eliot Spitzer's purported $4,300 tryst broke last month, the Mayflower Hotel -- where his assignation with a call girl supposedly took place -- has been awash with tourists, gawkers and assorted voyeurs all wanting their own piece of the action.
Washington Post article HERE

Free to Be...Ashley Dupré

The now infamous 'Kristen' got an early start - a filmmaker says she starred in a raunchy 'Girls Gone Wild' video when she was barely legal.
Five years ago, Eliot Spitzer's infamous call girl celebrated her 18th birthday by starring in a racy lesbian spring break flick, a "Girls Gone Wild" filmmaker said Tuesday.
Ashley Alexandra Dupré, who turned a $4,000-plus trick for Spitzer is featured on seven reels of a sexually explicit video called "Spring Break 2003."
story is HERE
more pics n' stuff HERE

Well-Versed Vixen Missed a Million

"Girls Gone Wild" had offered to pay Ashley Alexandra Dupre, the call girl at the center of the Elliot Spitzer sex scandal, $1 million to pose nude in a magazine it plans to launch.
But, after discovering old footage of a semi-nude Dupre, now 22, in its archives, the company withdrew its offer and plans to sell the video footage on its Web site.
story is HERE

...And the hits just keep comin'...

CHICAGO, Illinois -- The owner of Georgi vodka said he is in talks to put the derriere of former New York Governor Eliot Spitzer's call girl on the backside of every bus in New York.
story is HERE

The Comeupance of an UltraVixen

The woman at the center of the Eliot Spitzer call girl scandal will have no problem cashing in on her notoriety: Penthouse and Hustler are already knocking on her door.
story HERE

For the people following her drama, the thrill will be in her rise.

Apparently, Dupre knows it -- and she's OK with it. Her Facebook profile was taken down and her MySpace page made private in the days after her story broke. But the day before yesterday Dupre created her own Facebook fan page to promote her music (note: As of 1 p.m. 3/14/08, the page could no longer be reached on Facebook). Yesterday at 12:30 p.m., Dupre's page had well over 600 fans.

Among the groups dedicated to Dupre are I want Ashley Alexandra Dupré in the oval office!, Ashley Alexandra Dupre is the next American Idol, I don't care WHO or WHAT she did, Ashley Alexandra Dupre is effin gorgeous!! and Ashley Alexandra Dupre, On her side.

Look Like a Governor

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TV comedians on the Spitzer Resignation

Colbert, Kimmel, Letterman and Stewart put their two cents in...
See all the video HERE

THE PUNCHLINE

"The New York Times reported that New York Governor Eliot Spitzer was a customer of a high-end prostitution ring and that the prostitutes knew him as "Client-9." Not surprisingly, Clients 1 through 8 were Charlie Sheen." -- Conan O'Brien

Ballad of the Hard Luck Hooker

The true identity of "Kristen," the high-priced hooker that New York Governor Eliot Spitzer met in February is Ashley Alexandra Dupré and as it turns out, she has a heart-warming story to tell.
She is 22, an aspiring R&B singer, the product of "a broken home," and, of course, gorgeous.
If everything goes right, she'll soon be a superstar and join the ranks of the UltraVixens.
Salon.com has so much more...

Ashley Alexandra Dupré - High Class Hooker

The women identified only as “Kristen” in the federal indictment that snared New York Gov. Eliot Spitzer, a k a “Client-9,” has been identified by the New York Times as 22-year-old Ashley Youmans, who now goes by the name Ashley Alexandra Dupré.
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The $4300.00 Date

According to media speculation, this is the "Kristen" who ended the career of New York governor Eliot Spitzer.

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A Guide to Governor Spitzer's Whores

According to a criminal complaint (PDF) filed in U.S. District Court, Spitzer paid $4,300 for a night with "Kristen," an escort from Emperors' Club. Like any 21^st-century escort service, Emperors' Club has a storefront on the Web—as of Tuesday morning, visitors to emperorsclubvip.com are informed that the site "has been disabled."
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