Your FIRED

A series of recent events have made it clear to me that Kate Gosselin and her contributions do not align with the authenticity which we set out to build almost a decade ago, and that Ms. Gosselin is simply not a good fit with the wonderful team and culture at CouponCabin.
It’s with this that I am writing to inform you of our decision to discontinue Ms. Gosselin’s feature blog on CouponCabin.com. Ms. Gosselin’s contributions garnered both positive attention and criticism, but as always, I respect and appreciate your candid opinions, which often encourage us not to lose sight of our mission — to help YOU save money.
We wish Kate, her family and her support staff all the best.

Classic Kate

Dumb and Dumber...

Kourtney Kardashian and her new BFF Kendra Wilkinson are talking about breastfeeding in the new issue of US WEEKLY. You can feel it coming can't ya...

Kendra says: "I was so scared that I wasn't going to be able to nurse that when I saw stuff come out of my nipples the other day, I was like, I can breast-feed? And I asked my doctor, who said, 'That's fine, but it's not milk yet!'"

Kourtney added: "They say usually you can breast-feed with implants. I want to."

Upon hearing this bit of wisdom, both of their fetuses jumped out of their bodies, ran to Pennsylvania and jumped into Kate Gosselin's womb, because at least there they felt safe.

Electrocuted Possum for Halloween

Jon Gosselin stars in 'Like a Bowl Full of Jelly'

Jon Gosselin seems to be putting on the pounds and gaining weight since his split from mommy tyrant, Kate Gosselin.

Jon's New Girlfriend

It didn’t take long for Jon Gosselin to bounce back from his broken marriage.
Less than three weeks after wife Kate Gosselin filed for divorce, the "Jon & Kate Plus 8" patriarch showed off a new girlfriend during a trip to St. Tropez on Saturday.
The 32-year-old father of eight traveled to the South of France with Hailey Glassman, the daughter of the doctor who performed his wife’s tummy tuck.
more HERE

Kate Gosselin's Match.com Profile

John & Kate Divorce Documents

they're HERE (pdf)

Kate's New Look

A frumpy Kate Gosselin steps outside to meet the delivery man for their shipment of bottled water.
As for what to expect for the show, a “carefully placed” source tells the Daily News that Jon Gosselin’s reported girlfriend, Deanna Hummel, will join the show when original episodes return on Aug. 3. “Because she’s part of Jon’s life, she’ll be filmed.”

THE PUNCHLINE

"The couple from 'Jon & Kate Plus Eight' filed for divorce. ... The show's going to go on. It's just going to be called 'Jon & Kate Minus Half of Jon's Stuff.' "
-- Craig Ferguson

Hasselbeck : Plagiarist

who's the number one dumbass?

Elisabeth Hasselbeck, conservative nimrod and co-host of ABC's "The View," is being sued over accusations her best-selling diet book plagiarized another author's work.
Author Susan Hassett filed a copyright infringement lawsuit against Hasselbeck saying parts of the book, "The G-Free Diet: A Gluten-Free Survival Guide," were lifted from a book Hassett had written on the same subject.
Hassett claims she mailed Hasselbeck a copy of her self-published book, "Living with Celiac Disease," in April 2008 because she wanted to help Hasselbeck spread awareness on her television show.
Hasselbeck's book, which made it to The New York Times best seller list, was published in May and "includes dozens of paraphrased as well as word-for-word regurgitations of phrases and scrupulously researched factual data entries".
more HERE

Related:
Elisabeth Hasselbeck to Kate Gosselin: 'Get a job!'

Mommie Dearest Plus 8

This is a clip from January of Kate Gosselin and her child army waiting to do an interview. One of Kate's daughters, Mady, tells her mother she's going to turn into dust if she doesn't have a drink of wawa. Kate asks for water, takes a sip and then puts it on the floor away from Mady. This makes Mady cry, "You're really really mean. You drank it right in front of my face." Kate responds, "Be quiet."

Jon and Kate 10 HAPPY YEARS...hahaha

Jon & Kate Gosselin's 10th wedding anniversary...
While Jon was off swapping spit with his mistress, Kate spent the day building a bouncy castle for her kids. Well, she also spent the day giving angry oral to a Popsicle and almost flashing her "other" tortured beaver to the world.
more HERE

Vanity vs. Insanity

Not only does Octo-Mom Nadya Suleman think Kate Gosselin should keep her opinions to herself, in an interview with RadarOnline.com, she says that her forthcoming reality show will be nothing like Jon & Kate Plus 8.
Why? Because she thinks the Gosselin's are exploiting their children!

Jon & Kate in Different States

Kate Gosselin has the kids at Bald Head Island North Carolina, while her estranged husband Jon rode around on an ATV at their Pennsylvania home on Monday.
Could Kate be writing a book about co-parenting while 500 miles apart?
more HERE

Fish 'n Bitch

click the pic

Let's Go Gosselin now, everybody's learnin' how...

lots more HERE

Kate's Kookbook

Kate Gosselin has plenty on her plate, but that isn't stopping her from publishing a new cookbook.
Her third book, Love Is in the Mix: Making Meals into Memories, is due to hit stores Oct. 13, 2009.
Kate will write about "how to craft family traditions that create happy memories." Right! ...like yelling at her husband in front of everyone, or getting it on with her bodyguard?!
more HERE and HERE

Jon & Kate Plus $10 Million

Reality TV morons Jon and Kate Gosselin may be headed for a nasty $10 million divorce, reports National Enqurier.
“Jon said their goal is to be legally separated by July 15 because Kate wants to move on quickly,” an insider reveals. “Jon is going to push for half of their money, but Kate is determined to hang on to as much as she can — and they’re worth more than you think… Needless to say, there’s a small fortune at stake here and they are 8 little mouths that feed KATE and JON with cash flow... — easily $10 million. And Jon and Kate will be fighting over it like cats and dogs!”
TLC says it has plans to renew Jon & Kate Plus 8, which kicked off its fifth season on Monday to a record 9.8 million viewers - more than double the show’s previous series high.
“The show’s ratings have grown consistently, as there has been interest in these real-life issues of this real-life family,” TLC said in a statement to E! News. “We will continue to air as the interest continues, and the family wants to do it.”

WOW! even at the height of being exploited and exploiting their own children, these two shameless exhibitionists...no...masochists...are willing to move forward exposing their pathetic slide into debauchery and greed...

Related:
Gosselin Drama Results in Windfall for Us Weekly

Kate Gosselin & Mr. American Chopper...

Kate Gosselin from Jon & Kate Plus 8 hops onto a motorcycle with Paul Teutul Sr. from the TV show, American Chopper in Reading, Pennsylvania.
more HERE