Octo-Lesbian?

Nadya Suleman, who loves all the attention from Radar Online, took a few minutes out of her busy octo-baby schedule last week to talk to their cameras about donor dad. In her exclusive interview, she revealed that donor was the “...last male I was intimate with”. She seemed to purposefully use the word “male”, leaving many to speculate about whether or not Octo-mom may swing both ways.
more w/video HERE

Vanity vs. Insanity

Not only does Octo-Mom Nadya Suleman think Kate Gosselin should keep her opinions to herself, in an interview with RadarOnline.com, she says that her forthcoming reality show will be nothing like Jon & Kate Plus 8.
Why? Because she thinks the Gosselin's are exploiting their children!

Octomom Television: Who's Exploiting Who?

"...I can't believe my crazy plan actually worked!"

Nadya Suleman, the mother of octuplets born Jan. 26, has inked a deal with the British production company Eyeworks, which plans to begin filming a reality TV series based on the controversial single mother and her 14 children. It may not be shown in the U.S.
more HERE

...next they'll be calling her a genius for masterminding her rise to fame, playing the system and garnishing shitloads of money...an incredible feat for a super selfish, narcissistic dimwit.

OctoMusical

There’s no business like Octomom business.
Christian Voltaire, a relatively unknown character actor, decided to write a musical about Nadya Suleman, the California multi-mother known as Octomom.
About 1,000 actors e-mailed asking to be part of the show before they even knew the plot, he says. More than 100 — many with the lung power to belt out a grand old Broadway show tune — showed up at auditions earlier this week.
The title role is still open.
“We’re looking for a great singer, pole dancer, and child-rearing comedienne,” says Voltaire. And it would help “if they looked a little like Angelina Jolie.”
more HERE
CASTING UNDERWAY ! go HERE

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Coming Soon: Octomom TV

With an estimated monthly outlay of $2,000 for formula alone, octuplet mom Nadya Suleman is exploring revenue sources.
Suleman's attorney confirms that Suleman probably will sign a deal very soon to feature her and her family of 14 children in a reality TV show.
Earlier this week, Suleman told the Whittier Daily News that she is contemplating applying for federal assistance to feed her 14 children. "If I need to apply for [the Women, Infants and Children program] to provide my babies with formula, then I'm going to," she told the newspaper.
WIC provides federal grants to states for food, health-care referrals and nutrition education for low-income women and children up to age 5 who are found to be at nutritional risk.
As for the reality show, the amount of money Suleman would earn, and how long the show runs for, would depend upon the ratings.
more HERE

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THE PUNCHLINE

"How about that Octo-Mom? She was cleaning behind the couch today and found two more kids."
-- David Letterman

Octomom Goes Bust

A new creation by artist daniel edwards entitled String of Babies depicts octomom in the literal sense of the term (he's also the one responsible for sculpting paris hilton's autopsy, britney spears giving birth on a bear rug, suri cruise's first bowel movement, and oprah's gold burial mask & sarcophagus).
more pics HERE

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Octomom may become octomillionaire

Nadya Suleman Giving Birth

Outrageous OctoMom

A videotape of Nadya Suleman delivering her eight children in a California hospital is available for upward of $1 million, according to celebrity Web site TMZ.com.
The tape was made with the mother's consent, although it's unclear who was running the camera, TMZ said. The site quoted multiple sources as saying the tape was being shopped.
The unemployed Suleman, 33, could certainly use the cash for her family of 14. She delivered the octuplets on Jan. 23 after undergoing in vitro fertilization.
Although she has yet to reveal the identity of the sperm donor dad, Suleman - in a blog for RadarOnline.com - says all eight kids will eventually learn his identity.

Related:
Nadya Suleman spawns fertility clinic regulation
Cher angry with Octomom

Octomom swag available HERE

The OctoMom Insanity Train Rolls On

Octuplet mom Nadya Suleman rejected an offer by a nonprofit group that planned to provide round-the-clock nursing care to her 14 children, while allowing her entire family to live in a home together, an attorney for the group said Friday.
The offer by Angels in Waiting was made two weeks ago, and the group gave Suleman until Thursday to accept the proposal. The offer would have relied on public donations to help fund the infants' care.
An attorney for the group, said Suleman spoke with Angels in Waiting and seemed to be more interested in "capitalizing on her infants" and doing a reality television show.
story is HERE

Grand Slammin'

In honor of the mother of the octuplets, Denny's is offering a new breakfast meal: The Octo-Slam.
You get fourteen eggs, no sausage, and the person next to you has to pay the bill.

Womb Raider here we come...

Vivid Entertainment is hopping on OctoMommy's fame by offering her $1 million for just one porn film.
TMZ.com says that Vivid is ready to make her a contract girl and if she agrees to that, her army of babies will get full medical and dental insurance. But she'll have to do more than one porn.

Is John Wayne Bobbitt available?

No Babies Daddies

Birth certificates for OctoMom's babies -- all 14 of them!
As for the octuplets, no father is listed on the birth certificates. Nadya Suleman signed all eight.
As for the other six kids, four of the docs have David Solomon listed as the dad. The other two have no father listed. All 14 kids have Solomon's last name.
more HERE
the Octuplet's certificates HERE
the rest are HERE

"Ready to Drop - Vol. 8" - The Welfare Mother

This picture of a ready to explode Nadya Suleman was taken eight days before giving birth to the last eight of her fourteen kids. more HERE

...ugly on the outside...even uglier on the inside...

Separated By Births

We knew this woman reminded us of someone...it's serial baby maker Nadya Suleman (left) and obsessed third world baby adopter, Saint Angie.
Not only does Nadya's fish lip pout just scream classic Angelina, but she’s got that whole needy “Must Have A Baby To Complete Me” thing going on. When did children become accessories?
Before the arrival of her octuplets last week, Nadya was already the mother of four sons and two daughters. Oh, did we forget to mention that she has no husband, no boyfriend, and at 33, still a three bedroom home with her parents?
Yet, unlike her obvious role model, Ms. Suleman has no means by which to support any living being...so, we're forced to conclude that she suffers from severe obsessive compulsive selfishness and absolute mental dysfunction.
read about the Angelina Jolie Obsession Theory HERE