Saturday, February 28, 2009

How to Have Phone Sex

You're chatting on the phone, when suddenly your guy asks: "So ... what are you wearing?" The next thing you know, his voice is lower, he's breathing heavily, and he's waiting for you to ...

"Er ... touch your thingy. Tee-hee."

Clearly, not all gals were blessed with a throaty voice, a sailor's vocabulary, and the confidence to get hot and heavy over the phone. That's why the folks at asked "Chelsea," a real live phone-sex operator, for tips...
see HERE


Conservatives Biggest Consumers of Porn

A new nationwide study (pdf) of anonymised credit-card receipts from a major online adult entertainment provider finds little variation in pornography consumption between states.
However, there are some trends to be seen in the data. Those states that do consume the most porn tend to be more conservative and religious than states with lower levels of consumption, the study finds.
ABC News report HERE


On Holiday

Can We Talk?


Dalmation Dingleberry Surprize

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Poopy-Time Fun!


Doodle Due

Doodling is often frowned upon in meetings and classrooms, but now scientists say it might help you remember details in an otherwise boring presentation. The back-of-the-envelope speculation as to why? Doodlers don't daydream as much.
more HERE

The Beatles & The Stones

Mick Jagger. All photographs by Bob Bonis, copyright 2009 by 2269 Productions, Inc.
Above, the Beatles at Key West. All photographs by Bob Bonis, copyright 2009 by 2269 Productions, Inc.

Forty-five years after the The Beatles and The Rolling Stones first came to America, an extraordinary collection of "lost" photos of the young bands has just been discovered. The 3500 photographs—extraordinary, intimate and unpublished—were taken by Bob Bonis, their U.S. Tour manager, during their first U.S. tours (1964, 1965 and 1966) and document perhaps the most critical point in their careers: coming to America.
press release HERE
slideshow HERE

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Murphy to Play Pryor

A few different sources (EW, Hitfix) have confirmed that Eddie Murphy will play legendary comedian Richard Pryor in a new drama called Richard Pryor: Is It Something I Said? for director Bill Condon, who's reuniting with Murphy following their 2006 hit Dreamgirls.

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Ukranian Chick Magnet


Phoenix False Alarm

The folks at received a MySpace bulletin yesterday stating in bold letters that "Joaquin Phoenixx" [sic] would bring it to Atlanta, last night at 10 p.m at Lenny's Bar. They asked themselves: Would Phoenix really throw down in the ATL?
A call to Lenny's found a somewhat good-humored employee who said he'd been fielding calls all day about Phoenix. He coyly suggested that, "If Phoenix does show up, he might not even be performing. He might just be watching the act."
Sadly, another Internet rumor dies an agonizing death.
story HERE

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Rihanna Shocker

In news that is likely to cause much head-shaking and concern, Rihanna has apparently reunited with Chris Brown, who allegedly assaulted her on February 8. Apparently the pair is currently "spending time" at a home owned by Sean Combs in an undisclosed location.
more HERE

Photos: Rihanna Spotted in Mexico with No Injuries
Rihanna Breaks Her Silence
Chris Brown and Rihanna compete at Kids' Choice Awards

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Friday, February 27, 2009

Shamu Snacks

Joaquin Phoenix Rap Show in Atlanta TONIGHT!

Where: Lenny's Bar, 486 Decatur Street, Atlanta, GA
Tonight, Friday Feb. 27th at 10PM
How Much:
Quoted from Lenny's:

Joaquin Phoenixx will be bring his REAL RAP GAME!


John and Jack at a Lakers Game ?

hahahaha..ok maybe NOT...

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Official Portraits released this week...

One is the 1st Lady of the USA, the other in celebration of national pancake week...

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Ed McMahon is in ICU

Ed has been in the hospital for weeks with pneumonia in his lungs.
TMZ says condition and is really serious and Ed's spokesperson said, "It's not great, to say the least."


Angel Face

Alison Angel has, by far, one of the most recognizable faces amongst the thousands of amateur solo girls found on the web.
everything Alison HERE
official website HERE


A Belated Meeting with Miss Nude World

Feature entertainer Keira Riley won the title of Miss Nude World 2009 at the 45th World’s Pageant held December we're a little late...
story HERE
MySpace HERE
more pics HERE

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iWallflower: Emotional Networking Project

Developers of several popular Apple iPod touch and iPhone Apps, announces an 'Emotional Networking' wireless world art project. is a web site which displays in real time, drawings being made by iPod touch and iPhone users from around the world.
more HERE

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Grand Slammin'

In honor of the mother of the octuplets, Denny's is offering a new breakfast meal: The Octo-Slam.

You get fourteen eggs, no sausage, and the person next to you has to pay the bill.

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Childhood Dreams...

This new body of work by Christian Faur is composed of hundreds of differently colored crayons arranged by toneal value in the frame to produce beautiful photo-real images.
see it HERE


Behind the Scenes with Jimmy & Tommy

Viagra Orgy Overdose Man Dies

A Russian man died after guzzling a bottle of Viagra to keep him going for a 12-hour orgy with two female pals.
The women had bet mechanic Sergey Tuganov $4,300 that he wouldn’t be able to follow through with the half-day sex marathon.
But minutes after winning the bet, the 28-year-old died of a heart attack, Moscow police said.
“We called emergency services but it was too late, there was nothing they could do,” said one of the female participants.
more HERE

...three people hardly make an orgy...


Smooth Transition

Remember the ages-ago scandal about Miss America Vanessa Williams having to remove her tiara because she had done a lesbian nudie spread? Well, that was mere bar nuts compared to the fact that former Miss USA Kelli McCarty has gone all the way in her porn movie Faithless--she doesn't even wear a sash!
story HERE
movie trailer and DVD availability HERE

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Kylie and her Kooky Backup Dancers

James Corden and Matthew Horne turned backing dancers for the 2009 Brit Awards co-host Kylie Minogue.
video HERE

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Joys of Non-Sex

The Rapid Rise of Racism

The number of hate groups active in the United States rose by 54 percent between 2000 and 2008, the Southern Poverty Law Center said Thursday.
The study identified 926 hate groups -- defined as groups with beliefs or practices that attack or malign an entire class of people -- active in 2008. That's a 4 percent jump, adding 38 more than the year before. What makes this year's report different is that hate groups have found two more things to be angry about -- the nation's first African-American president and an economy that is hemorrhaging jobs. For the past decade, Latino immigration has fueled the growth of hate groups.
Former Ku Klux Klan Grand Wizard, Don Black claims the number of registered members and readers on his white nationalist Web site surged to unprecedented levels in recent months.
On the day after Obama's historic election, more than 2,000 people joined his Web site, a remarkable increase from the approximately 80 new members a day he was getting, Black said. His Web site, which was started in 1995, is one of the oldest and largest hate group sites. The site received so many hits that it crashed after election results were announced. The site boasts 110,000 registered members today.
CNN report HERE

Gun Sales Skyrocket. Obamafear?

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"(President Barack Obama) says we can overcome this crisis if we all work hard and make sacrifices -- which means we are screwed.''
-- Jimmy Kimmel

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LSD Testing

Bündchen and Brady Get Married

SANTA MONICA, California -- Brazilian model Gisele Bundchen married National Football League star Tom Brady Thursday in an "intimate" sunset ceremony at a Catholic church in Santa Monica, in front of mostly immediate family members.
more HERE

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Go Forth and Spew...or so it seems...

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Thursday, February 26, 2009

Butt Crack Chain Saw

Growing Girls

Kellie Pickler is the new Joan Rivers

click the pics

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Uncle Jesse never really spoke at family reunions....

...his hand did all the talking

Somewhere Over the Rainbow...


Paul Richmond has created an alternate version of the Noah’s Ark story, complete with some drowning sinners (including Ann Coulter, Larry Craig, Sally Kern, Fred Phelps, and even Pat Boone!), and a grand ark/cruise ship filled with happy gay and lesbian animal couples and a few famous human guests too (such as Ellen DeGeneres and Portia de Rossi, Elton John and David Furnish, and Rosie O’Donell and Kelli Carpenter).
info & availability HERE

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Slot Car TV

click pic to watch

Race fans, buckle up for this new series of high-speed calamity!
New episodes every Wednesday at 10am PST with every NASCAR Race.

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A WeirdWorld PSA

Smoking damages your sex life warns a hard-hitting campaign which was unveiled back in 2005.
more HERE

When Nikka Appeared On NBC

On the Tonight Show with Jay Leno
On Late Night with Conan O'Brian

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If You Knew Suzy...

Jacqueline Ann Elaine Jefcoate, better known as Suzy Mandel is an ex-actress and model best known for her roles in 1970’s British sex comedies and for her appearances on The Benny Hill Show.
HERE's a great collection of everything Suzy Mandel

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Kitty's Got a Gun...

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The Wii and The Restroom Break

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click the pic for NSFW video

The night aunt Mary drank too much...

The Loss of Ice

TROLL RESEARCH STATION, Antarctica - Glaciers in Antarctica are melting faster and across a much wider area than previously thought, a development that threatens to raise sea levels worldwide and force millions of people to flee low-lying areas, scientists said Wednesday.
story is HERE

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Phil Hartman, Phil Hartman

Amazing Non-Sex Scenes from Porn

Nobody ever said making porno was going to be easy, but some of the things they’re letting slide are simply too egregious to ignore. HERE’s a by-no-means-comprehensive list of six of the worst offenders.

Orangutan Puckers Up and Blows...

An orangutan's spontaneous whistling is providing scientists at Great Ape Trust of Iowa new insights into the evolution of speech and learning.
This story broke back in December 2008...but many major news agencies have glommed onto the story today...
BBC blurb w/video HERE

Cancel Amex GET $300

Wow! American Express must be getting desperate.
In a bid to RID itself of customers, Amex will dole out a $300 prepaid credit card if you cancel your account. According to CreditMattersBlog, it is offering the deal under the guise of enabling customers to "simplify" their finances.
For more news on American Express, check out THIS page on Consumerist. And HERE is some more information on Amex.


Big Girl Strippers

It's Over...

Holly Madison and Criss Angel...
We knew it wouldn't last, but 4 months...? WOW! a new record... former Playboy mansion regular and Hugh Hefner ornament, Holly Madison, has moved back to Los Angeles from Las Vegas ...and will be working on her ...yeah, WHATEVER...
more HERE

Word on the street is Mr. Angel is interested in Carrot Top because after you have been where Hefner's been, there is really only one place left...
...whatever that means...

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Wednesday, February 25, 2009

Fun with Fembot

I'm not high...

many more photos of Lindsay HERE

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eBay Item of the Day - Willy Warmer

FUZZY MOHAIR fetish sweater G-STRING thong FOR HIM
~Very~Thick~Soft~and~Hairy~ Male G-String with open Willy Warmer in beautiful navy blue.
The Willy Warmer is super soft and hairy both on the inside and outside.
Hand knitted from total of 3 strands: 2 strands of long hair English mohair (82%) and 1 strand of 100% pure new wool
bid HERE


Who Knows Jonas?

Tinted Windows: Jonas Brothers Lite?

Pillow Talk 2

Homemade Bongs

click the pic


"(US Airways pilot Chesley "Sully" Sullenberger) was supposed to attend the governor's ball (after the Oscars), but at the last second he veered into the fountain outside the hotel."
-- Jimmy Kimmel

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RuPaul's Drag Race


Checkbook Journalism

TMZ Pays $62,500.00 to LAPD Source for Rihanna Photo...
There's a leak in chief Harvey Levin's ship of gossip. The Time Warner-owned gossip site paid $62,500 to get a police photo of singer Rihanna's facial injuries, claims, citing a TMZ insider.
The release of the photo, taken in the course of a police investigation into Rihanna's alleged battering at the hands of boyfriend and fellow R&B star Chris Brown, set off a media-ethics firestorm and an internal LAPD investigation.

Jury Pool could be tainted, LAPD with egg on their face AGAIN...

TMZ's History Of Abuse
TMZ leaked Rihanna photo might get Brown off

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Womb Raider here we come...

Vivid Entertainment is hopping on OctoMommy's fame by offering her $1 million for just one porn film. says that Vivid is ready to make her a contract girl and if she agrees to that, her army of babies will get full medical and dental insurance. But she'll have to do more than one porn.

Is John Wayne Bobbitt available?

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Louis C.K. : Observational Supergenius

Closest Hugh Jackman has come to a woman's nipple in decades...

Beyonce's Oscar performance with Hugh Jackman was a broad, family-friendly tribute to the musical. But, she had a split second moment of nudity thanks to a bit of a wardrobe malfunction.
more HERE

and yes, if you look close, it has slipped out...

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Get Motivated with Michael Phelps

Olympic champion swimmer Michael Phelps, subject of recently released photographs showing him inhaling from a marijuana pipe, is still scheduled to speak at upcoming motivational events.
"Right now, we've not made any change to the program," said the executive vice president of Get Motivated Seminars Inc., the Tampa, Florida-based organizers of the Get Motivated business seminar tour.
more HERE
date/tickets HERE

from their website:
Michael Phelps is easily the most accomplished all-around competitor in Olympic history! The world watched Michael make history at the 2008 Olympics when he became the first athlete in history to win eight gold medals at a single Olympic event. With 14 gold medals to his credit he also holds the record for the most Olympic gold medals ever won. That's focus! The consummate competitor, Phelps will show you...

  • How you Can Establish and Maintain the Competitive Advantage in Your Field
  • Positioning Your Company to Win in a Highly Competitive Market
  • Why YOU May Be Your Greatest Competition
  • How to Make a Bong out of an Apple
  • How to Hold your Breath for a Long Time
...hummm...pot smoking and motivation...if that's not an oxymoron, it's pretty damn close!

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