How to Have Phone Sex

You're chatting on the phone, when suddenly your guy asks: "So ... what are you wearing?" The next thing you know, his voice is lower, he's breathing heavily, and he's waiting for you to ...

"Er ... touch your thingy. Tee-hee."

Clearly, not all gals were blessed with a throaty voice, a sailor's vocabulary, and the confidence to get hot and heavy over the phone. That's why the folks at lemondrop.com asked "Chelsea," a real live phone-sex operator, for tips...
see HERE

Conservatives Biggest Consumers of Porn

A new nationwide study (pdf) of anonymised credit-card receipts from a major online adult entertainment provider finds little variation in pornography consumption between states.
However, there are some trends to be seen in the data. Those states that do consume the most porn tend to be more conservative and religious than states with lower levels of consumption, the study finds.
ABC News report HERE

On Holiday

Can We Talk?

Dalmation Dingleberry Surprize

Poopy-Time Fun!

Doodle Due

Doodling is often frowned upon in meetings and classrooms, but now scientists say it might help you remember details in an otherwise boring presentation. The back-of-the-envelope speculation as to why? Doodlers don't daydream as much.
more HERE

The Beatles & The Stones

Mick Jagger. All photographs by Bob Bonis, copyright 2009 by 2269 Productions, Inc.

Above, the Beatles at Key West. All photographs by Bob Bonis, copyright 2009 by 2269 Productions, Inc.

Forty-five years after the The Beatles and The Rolling Stones first came to America, an extraordinary collection of "lost" photos of the young bands has just been discovered. The 3500 photographs—extraordinary, intimate and unpublished—were taken by Bob Bonis, their U.S. Tour manager, during their first U.S. tours (1964, 1965 and 1966) and document perhaps the most critical point in their careers: coming to America.
press release HERE
slideshow HERE

Murphy to Play Pryor

A few different sources (EW, Hitfix) have confirmed that Eddie Murphy will play legendary comedian Richard Pryor in a new drama called Richard Pryor: Is It Something I Said? for director Bill Condon, who's reuniting with Murphy following their 2006 hit Dreamgirls.

Ukranian Chick Magnet

Phoenix False Alarm

The folks at pastemagazine.com received a MySpace bulletin yesterday stating in bold letters that "Joaquin Phoenixx" [sic] would bring it to Atlanta, last night at 10 p.m at Lenny's Bar. They asked themselves: Would Phoenix really throw down in the ATL?
A call to Lenny's found a somewhat good-humored employee who said he'd been fielding calls all day about Phoenix. He coyly suggested that, "If Phoenix does show up, he might not even be performing. He might just be watching the act."

Sadly, another Internet rumor dies an agonizing death.
story HERE

Rihanna Shocker

In news that is likely to cause much head-shaking and concern, Rihanna has apparently reunited with Chris Brown, who allegedly assaulted her on February 8. Apparently the pair is currently "spending time" at a home owned by Sean Combs in an undisclosed location.
more HERE

Related:
Photos: Rihanna Spotted in Mexico with No Injuries
Rihanna Breaks Her Silence
Chris Brown and Rihanna compete at Kids' Choice Awards

Shamu Snacks

Joaquin Phoenix Rap Show in Atlanta TONIGHT!

Where: Lenny's Bar, 486 Decatur Street, Atlanta, GA
When: Tonight, Friday Feb. 27th at 10PM
How Much: $5
Quoted from Lenny's:

PLEASE NO PHOTOGRAPHY DURING Joaquin Phoenix SET!
THIS IS NOT A JOKE! WE COULD NOT TELL PEOPLE TILL TODAY!
Joaquin Phoenixx will be bring his REAL RAP GAME!

John and Jack at a Lakers Game ?

hahahaha..ok maybe NOT...

Official Portraits released this week...

One is the 1st Lady of the USA, the other in celebration of national pancake week...

Ed McMahon is in ICU

Ed has been in the hospital for weeks with pneumonia in his lungs.
TMZ says condition and is really serious and Ed's spokesperson said, "It's not great, to say the least."

Angel Face

Alison Angel has, by far, one of the most recognizable faces amongst the thousands of amateur solo girls found on the web.
everything Alison HERE
NSFW video HERE
official website HERE

A Belated Meeting with Miss Nude World

Feature entertainer Keira Riley won the title of Miss Nude World 2009 at the 45th World’s Pageant held December 2008...so we're a little late...
story HERE
MySpace HERE
more pics HERE

iWallflower: Emotional Networking Project

Developers of several popular Apple iPod touch and iPhone Apps, announces an 'Emotional Networking' wireless world art project. iWallFlower.com is a web site which displays in real time, drawings being made by iPod touch and iPhone users from around the world.
more HERE

Grand Slammin'

In honor of the mother of the octuplets, Denny's is offering a new breakfast meal: The Octo-Slam.
You get fourteen eggs, no sausage, and the person next to you has to pay the bill.

Childhood Dreams...

This new body of work by Christian Faur is composed of hundreds of differently colored crayons arranged by toneal value in the frame to produce beautiful photo-real images.
see it HERE

Behind the Scenes with Jimmy & Tommy

Viagra Orgy Overdose Man Dies

A Russian man died after guzzling a bottle of Viagra to keep him going for a 12-hour orgy with two female pals.
The women had bet mechanic Sergey Tuganov $4,300 that he wouldn’t be able to follow through with the half-day sex marathon.
But minutes after winning the bet, the 28-year-old died of a heart attack, Moscow police said.
“We called emergency services but it was too late, there was nothing they could do,” said one of the female participants.
more HERE

...three people hardly make an orgy...

Smooth Transition

Remember the ages-ago scandal about Miss America Vanessa Williams having to remove her tiara because she had done a lesbian nudie spread? Well, that was mere bar nuts compared to the fact that former Miss USA Kelli McCarty has gone all the way in her porn movie Faithless--she doesn't even wear a sash!
story HERE
movie trailer and DVD availability HERE

Kylie and her Kooky Backup Dancers

James Corden and Matthew Horne turned backing dancers for the 2009 Brit Awards co-host Kylie Minogue.
video HERE

Joys of Non-Sex

The Rapid Rise of Racism

The number of hate groups active in the United States rose by 54 percent between 2000 and 2008, the Southern Poverty Law Center said Thursday.
The study identified 926 hate groups -- defined as groups with beliefs or practices that attack or malign an entire class of people -- active in 2008. That's a 4 percent jump, adding 38 more than the year before. What makes this year's report different is that hate groups have found two more things to be angry about -- the nation's first African-American president and an economy that is hemorrhaging jobs. For the past decade, Latino immigration has fueled the growth of hate groups.
Former Ku Klux Klan Grand Wizard, Don Black claims the number of registered members and readers on his white nationalist Web site surged to unprecedented levels in recent months.
On the day after Obama's historic election, more than 2,000 people joined his Web site, a remarkable increase from the approximately 80 new members a day he was getting, Black said. His Web site, which was started in 1995, is one of the oldest and largest hate group sites. The site received so many hits that it crashed after election results were announced. The site boasts 110,000 registered members today.
CNN report HERE

Related:
Gun Sales Skyrocket. Obamafear?

THE PUNCHLINE

"(President Barack Obama) says we can overcome this crisis if we all work hard and make sacrifices -- which means we are screwed.''
-- Jimmy Kimmel

LSD Testing

Bündchen and Brady Get Married

SANTA MONICA, California -- Brazilian model Gisele Bundchen married National Football League star Tom Brady Thursday in an "intimate" sunset ceremony at a Catholic church in Santa Monica, in front of mostly immediate family members.
more HERE

Go Forth and Spew...or so it seems...

click pic to search

Butt Crack Chain Saw

Growing Girls

Kellie Pickler is the new Joan Rivers

click the pics

Uncle Jesse never really spoke at family reunions....

...his hand did all the talking

Somewhere Over the Rainbow...

NOAH’S GAY WEDDING CRUISE

Paul Richmond has created an alternate version of the Noah’s Ark story, complete with some drowning sinners (including Ann Coulter, Larry Craig, Sally Kern, Fred Phelps, and even Pat Boone!), and a grand ark/cruise ship filled with happy gay and lesbian animal couples and a few famous human guests too (such as Ellen DeGeneres and Portia de Rossi, Elton John and David Furnish, and Rosie O’Donell and Kelli Carpenter).
info & availability HERE

Slot Car TV

click pic to watch

Race fans, buckle up for this new series of high-speed calamity!

New episodes every Wednesday at 10am PST with every NASCAR Race.

A WeirdWorld PSA

Smoking damages your sex life warns a hard-hitting campaign which was unveiled back in 2005.
more HERE

When Nikka Appeared On NBC

On the Tonight Show with Jay Leno

On Late Night with Conan O'Brian

If You Knew Suzy...

Jacqueline Ann Elaine Jefcoate, better known as Suzy Mandel is an ex-actress and model best known for her roles in 1970’s British sex comedies and for her appearances on The Benny Hill Show.
HERE's a great collection of everything Suzy Mandel

Kitty's Got a Gun...

click the pic

The Wii and The Restroom Break

1......2.........3...?

click the pic for NSFW video

The night aunt Mary drank too much...

The Loss of Ice

TROLL RESEARCH STATION, Antarctica - Glaciers in Antarctica are melting faster and across a much wider area than previously thought, a development that threatens to raise sea levels worldwide and force millions of people to flee low-lying areas, scientists said Wednesday.
story is HERE

Phil Hartman, Phil Hartman

Amazing Non-Sex Scenes from Porn

Nobody ever said making porno was going to be easy, but some of the things they’re letting slide are simply too egregious to ignore. HERE’s a by-no-means-comprehensive list of six of the worst offenders.

Orangutan Puckers Up and Blows...

An orangutan's spontaneous whistling is providing scientists at Great Ape Trust of Iowa new insights into the evolution of speech and learning.
This story broke back in December 2008...but many major news agencies have glommed onto the story today...
BBC blurb w/video HERE

Cancel Amex GET $300

Wow! American Express must be getting desperate.
In a bid to RID itself of customers, Amex will dole out a $300 prepaid credit card if you cancel your account. According to CreditMattersBlog, it is offering the deal under the guise of enabling customers to "simplify" their finances.
For more news on American Express, check out THIS page on Consumerist. And HERE is some more information on Amex.

Big Girl Strippers

It's Over...

Holly Madison and Criss Angel...
We knew it wouldn't last, but 4 months...? WOW! a new record... former Playboy mansion regular and Hugh Hefner ornament, Holly Madison, has moved back to Los Angeles from Las Vegas ...and will be working on her ...yeah, WHATEVER...
more HERE

Word on the street is Mr. Angel is interested in Carrot Top because after you have been where Hefner's been, there is really only one place left...
...whatever that means...

Fun with Fembot

I'm not high...

many more photos of Lindsay HERE

eBay Item of the Day - Willy Warmer

FUZZY MOHAIR fetish sweater G-STRING thong FOR HIM
~Very~Thick~Soft~and~Hairy~ Male G-String with open Willy Warmer in beautiful navy blue.
The Willy Warmer is super soft and hairy both on the inside and outside.
Hand knitted from total of 3 strands: 2 strands of long hair English mohair (82%) and 1 strand of 100% pure new wool
bid HERE

Who Knows Jonas?

Tinted Windows: Jonas Brothers Lite?

Pillow Talk 2

Homemade Bongs

click the pic

THE PUNCHLINE

"(US Airways pilot Chesley "Sully" Sullenberger) was supposed to attend the governor's ball (after the Oscars), but at the last second he veered into the fountain outside the hotel."
-- Jimmy Kimmel

RuPaul's Drag Race

Checkbook Journalism

TMZ Pays $62,500.00 to LAPD Source for Rihanna Photo...
There's a leak in TMZ.com chief Harvey Levin's ship of gossip. The Time Warner-owned gossip site paid $62,500 to get a police photo of singer Rihanna's facial injuries, TheMediaBuffet.com claims, citing a TMZ insider.
The release of the photo, taken in the course of a police investigation into Rihanna's alleged battering at the hands of boyfriend and fellow R&B star Chris Brown, set off a media-ethics firestorm and an internal LAPD investigation.

Jury Pool could be tainted, LAPD with egg on their face AGAIN...

Related:
TMZ's History Of Abuse
TMZ leaked Rihanna photo might get Brown off

Womb Raider here we come...

Vivid Entertainment is hopping on OctoMommy's fame by offering her $1 million for just one porn film.
TMZ.com says that Vivid is ready to make her a contract girl and if she agrees to that, her army of babies will get full medical and dental insurance. But she'll have to do more than one porn.

Is John Wayne Bobbitt available?

Louis C.K. : Observational Supergenius

Closest Hugh Jackman has come to a woman's nipple in decades...

Beyonce's Oscar performance with Hugh Jackman was a broad, family-friendly tribute to the musical. But, she had a split second moment of nudity thanks to a bit of a wardrobe malfunction.
more HERE

and yes, if you look close, it has slipped out...

Get Motivated with Michael Phelps

Olympic champion swimmer Michael Phelps, subject of recently released photographs showing him inhaling from a marijuana pipe, is still scheduled to speak at upcoming motivational events.
"Right now, we've not made any change to the program," said the executive vice president of Get Motivated Seminars Inc., the Tampa, Florida-based organizers of the Get Motivated business seminar tour.
more HERE
date/tickets HERE

from their website:
Michael Phelps is easily the most accomplished all-around competitor in Olympic history! The world watched Michael make history at the 2008 Olympics when he became the first athlete in history to win eight gold medals at a single Olympic event. With 14 gold medals to his credit he also holds the record for the most Olympic gold medals ever won. That's focus! The consummate competitor, Phelps will show you...

• How you Can Establish and Maintain the Competitive Advantage in Your Field
• Positioning Your Company to Win in a Highly Competitive Market
• Why YOU May Be Your Greatest Competition
• How to Make a Bong out of an Apple
• How to Hold your Breath for a Long Time

...hummm...pot smoking and motivation...if that's not an oxymoron, it's pretty damn close!

The Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers Omnibus

Take a trip with Fat Freddy, Phineas and Freewheelin' Franklin in this complete omnibus of all things Freak Brothers!
available HERE

Happy Birthday Carrot Top

pictures say thousands of words...or do they?

...what does this photo say to you?
A classic photo taken a decade ago shows, from left, Jonny Lee Miller and wife Angelina Jolie, who is beside her father, Jon Voight, and Siegfried Fischbacher; an unidentified woman and Jolie's brother, James Haven, beside Roy Horn, who has his arm around the late Marcheline Bertrand, mother of Jolie and Haven.
a little more HERE

History of the 'Amen' Drum Break

...thanks Wayne

Octo-Grandpa on Oprah

click the pic to play

Dolphins Safe

A group of local men braved dangerous broken ice and frigid waters in a fiberglass speedboat to rescue a pod of dolphins and help them back to open water, the mayor of Seal Cove, Newfoundland, said Thursday.
"We didn't get any response from [the Department of Fisheries and Oceans]. It takes so long to get things done when you go through government departments," said the Mayor.
The dolphins had been stranded by a slab of ice since Sunday in White Bay off the coast of Seal Cove, a village of about 400 people. A chunk of ice was rapidly closing in around the mammals and threatening to suffocate them.
It took the four men about three hours to break a channel in the ice with their boat.
more HERE

...these boys are heroes...willing to take action and prove that most accomplishments come from sheer will...

Palin Apologist Produces Delusional Documentary

Former radio talker John Ziegler's documentary about the 2008 election, "Media Malpractice," which he's been teasing in various ways for months now, is finally coming out. Based on early coverage, including interviews Ziegler gave Monday, it seems like much of the movie will be an apologia for Alaska Governor Sarah Palin, and will blame the press for her stumbles during the campaign. In the first bit of actual news from the film, Palin seems to agree with that take.
In segments of an interview between Ziegler and Palin that were first revealed on Monday, Palin says the press decided, "’We are going to seek and we are going to destroy this candidacy of Sarah Palin’s because of what it is that she represents.’" She also seems to believe this mission was successful.
story w/video HERE

...these people believe their own bullshit...they must've read 'The Secret'...!

Andy's Back

NBC says Andy Richter and Conan O'Brien will be back together again on late-night TV.
Richter, who worked with O'Brien for seven years on NBC's "Late Night," will become the "Tonight Show" announcer when O'Brien takes over from Jay Leno as host in June. NBC said Richter also will take part in comedy bits.
O'Brien called Richter a friend and one of the funniest people he knows, but couldn't resist a joke: O'Brien said he's looking forward to their reunion because Richter owes him $300.

Related: Conan's Best Characters

Presidents' Speech HERE...

read it HERE

Mitch Hedberg 1968 - 2005

...the world lost a talented man in 2005...we miss you Mitch...
official website HERE

Today on eBay: Wood Grained Chastity Device

CB-6000 MALE CHASTITY - NEW WOOD DESIGN!
This is the first of a new designer line of the CB-6000. It is called the Wood Grain design or "the Woody". No two Wood Grain designed CB6000 are alike, they all have an individual appearance making each one unique! They are constructed of the same medical grade polycarbonate plastic as the original CB-6000.
This is a new, flat design that is even more comfortable and even less noticeable than the previous popular models. The hinge has been eliminated from the rings, yet it is designed to open up for ease of use.The new design consists of three interlocking pieces that fit together like puzzle pieces. There are two guide pins that hold the top pieces together with a locking pin connecting the cage to the ring.
This model is made from the same light-weight polycarbonate materials as the CB-2000, CB-3000, and Curve. The cage portion has vented slots.
Bid HERE
more info HERE

...padlock fer yer pud?

Ed's Enormous Hands

the real DVD available HERE

Kenny Powers Rocks the Web

Powers is not ashamed of who he is. On the contrary, he couldn’t be prouder. Here are some fun facts about him from his Facebook page:

• I never once drank a glass of water.
• While in Seattle, I ran for sheriff. And I won.
• On a trip to Bolivia, I purchased a jaguar. Named him Kevin. He resides in Biloxi Zoo.

official website HERE

Put In or Get Out?

The Georgian entry for the 2009 Eurovision Song Contest, "We Don't Wanna Put In", sung by Stephane & 3G.
Georgia’s Eurovision pre-selection jury has chosen a provocative anti-Putin song called "We Don't Wanna Put In" for this year’s Eurovision song contest, which will be held on May 16 in Moscow.
Guess who's not happy?
more HERE

18 & Up

A federal appeals court on Friday upheld a ruling that publishers of sexually explicit photographs must keep age and identity records of those pictured and make the records available for inspection by the government.
The ruling stems from a case originally filed in U.S. District Court in Cleveland, Ohio 14 years ago by a local company that publishes magazines aimed at "swingers" - adults who seek multiple sex partners.
more HERE

...please assure us that they're legal! ...fer christsake!

Pagan Pancakes

more HERE

Semi-Nude On Bike

Kitties go for a Ride...

The Mystery of Twin Town

CÂNDIDO GODÓI, Brazil — In this farming town, populated almost entirely by German-speaking immigrants, the question lingers...Why is it that one in five pregnancies has resulted in twins, when the usual rate is one in 80? Even more peculiarly, most of the twins are blue-eyed blonds.
The mystery has persisted for decades, attracting international attention and inspiring books and investigations by geneticists.
Some researchers have suggested the darker possibility that Josef Mengele, the Nazi physician known as the Angel of Death, was involved. Mengele, residents say, roamed this region of southern Brazil, posing as a veterinarian, in the 1960s, about the time the twins explosion began.
more HERE and HERE

Arresting Nicky Hilton

...ahhh...memories...

Nicky Hilton was allegedly attacked outside a restaurant in West Hollywood by a homeless man and was forced to place him under citizen's arrest, according to reports.

Law enforcement sources told TMZ.com that a male transient pushed the heiress to the ground at the WeHo IHOP on Saturday about 5 a.m. Hilton reportedly got back to her feet and managed to make a citizen's arrest.
"I am placing you under citizen's arrest," Hilton reportedly told the man, according to Usmagazine.com.
Police then showed up at the scene and cuffed the suspect, TMZ reported.

No Taxation Without Legalization

California would become the first state in the nation to legalize marijuana for recreational use under a bill introduced Monday by Assemblyman Tom Ammiano of San Francisco.
Ammiano, a Democrat in his third month as a state lawmaker, said taxes and other fees associated with regulation could put more than a billion dollars a year into state coffers at a time when revenues continue to decline.
San Francisco Chronicle report HERE

...will pot smokers embrace taxes in exchange for legalization?

Small Town Justice

Free Pancakes Today

IHOPS across the Western Slope are giving you a free short stack of buttermilk pancakes, in hopes you'll open your wallet for children in need. This is all part of National Pancake Day.
This event is happening Tuesday only from 7 a.m. to 10:00 p.m. Pancake Day has been celebrated in England for centuries.
more HERE

You've Got a Friend in Jesus

Wingman Episodes Online !!!

In each episode of the new FLN series Wingman, dating expert Michael Somerville takes a date-challenged man or woman under his protective wing and instructs them on the finer points of finding a date.
watch them HERE

Love, Somerville

Richard Branson: Around the World in 8 Days

Sir Richard Branson, president of Virgin Atlantic, has set off on an eight-day journey around the world to mark the launch of V Australia, the latest airline to be introduced under the Virgin brand. Sir Richard will keep a video journal of his promotion online...
check it out HERE

Google Street View Classics

Google's roving panopticons ran over a baby deer and captured a guy toting a gun on the street. America, you are Google Maps!
more HERE

Workin' the Pole...Dude Style

...makes you appreciate strippers more, doesn't it?

Dancing with the Woz

Steve Wozniak, the Apple co-founder is among the 13 new competitors in the eighth season of Dancing With The Stars

...this whole thing begs the question...since when has Steve Wozniak been considered a 'star'?

Just Tits

...a whole hell of a lot of 'em HERE

Mickey Accepts...Spirit Award

At the Spirit Awards for independent film on Saturday February 21 (night before oscars), Mickey Rourke won best male lead for his role in “The Wrestler,” and the film was declared best feature. Mr. Rourke’s rambling acceptance speech, full of expletives and a thank you to his recently deceased dog, was a highlight of the event.
more HERE

2 Life Choices...

Should I get a dog?

Should I have children?

thank you Jerry...

Digital Danielle Steel

Another brand-name writer has joined the e-book party: Danielle Steel.
The prolific, best-selling novelist said Thursday that 71 of her books — and that's not even all of them — will be made available digitally February 24, 2009.
official website HERE

Happy Birthday Niecy Nash

official website HERE
classic video HERE

Shameless Hilarity

Is it just us or was the most interesting (and very funny) part of last night's Academy Awards show the ad for "Jimmy Kimmel Live" that starred Tom Cruise as a homoerotic psycho killer?

Smart Clothes, Wearable Technology

The authors investigate in four parts the emerging area of research within the fashion and textile industry by providing a comprehensive review of the wearer’s requirements, the technologies and materials available for the design and production of smart clothing.
Smart clothes and wearable technology, ready for pre-order now and becomes available end of this week.
review HERE

Monday Moment of Zen

Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: "Does this taste funny to you?"
cards available HERE

Ken's Date From Hell...

...blind date Barbie prefers staying in...understandable...

X-Rated Operetta

A Blast of News...

• Bring internet to real life: The Fail Sticker [Zoomdoggle]
• 10 Celebrity Twitters Actually Worth Following [Cracked]
• Tigers and Orangutans are friends? OMG [Gigglerific]
• Forget Snuggies and Slankets -- it's all about the Couch Dress [GiggleSugar]
• Fred has the most subscribed-to channel on YouTube, takes Nickelodeon by storm [Tilzy.TV]
• People at work have never looked so good [The Big Picture]
• Little cat, big (adorable) head [Unique Daily]
• Did Google Earth Find Atlantis? [The Social]

Freida Fuels Fantasy

2008 Best Movie, Slumdog Millionaire has transformed it's female star Freida Pinto's life and has lunged the goddess-like vixen into our imaginary world of sexual fantasy...enjoy the sultry photos, video and interview of Ms. Pinto from Complex magazine HERE

Related:
FREIDA PINTO DUMPS FIANCE

Gay Oscar Moments

Philippe Petit's statuette-balancing magic trick

The star of the anointed Best Documentary Man on the Wire made a bid to become the statuette-balancing stuntman for all future Academy Award ceremonies...is that gay?

more HERE

The Cougar, her Man & a cell phone at an Oscar Party

see more of Ashton's crap HERE

As close as he will ever get...

Did Ashton's 'leaked winners list' turn out to be accurate?

Happy Birthday Dr. J

more HERE

Go with the Flow

The guys over at Holy Taco made this hilarious flowchart that explains how most skin flicks progress. It's not safe for work, children, pets, or many adults. Enjoy!

...in the Belly of the Bear

Designed by Eiko Ishizawa, this synthetic sleeping bag is meant to resemble the wandering great brown bear of the Alps.
According to the designer, this design plays on several basic human emotions including the fear of getting eaten by a bear, being a bear as well as wearing a bear skin.
apparently, not available...it's art...
more HERE

...no mention about fear of being impregnated by a bear...or shot by an overzealous vice president...

Steven Seagal's Formula 5

Steven Seagal has seen better, less bloated days. This spot for his new direct to DVD flick, Kill Switch, is... ...well, it is what it is, isn't it?

R.I.P.: Socks

Socks, the White House cat during the Clinton administration, has succumed to cancer. He was around 18.
The Clinton Foundation released a statement from the Clintons:

"Socks brought much happiness to Chelsea and us over the years, and enjoyment to kids and cat lovers everywhere. We're grateful for those memories, and we especially want to thank our good friend, Betty Currie, for taking such loving care of Socks for so many years."
more HERE

Obama's Elf

Eastbound & Down Online

If you missed the premier of HBO’s new series, ‘Eastbound and Down,’ then you missed one of the funniest shows on television.
But, have no fear...the internet provides...
watch episode 1 HERE

Roller Derby Darlings Documentary

Hell on Wheels documents the true story of the all-girl roller derby revolution in Texas back in 2001. This group of outcasts, known as Bad Girl, Good Woman (BGGW), includes 80 girls who coin fitting nicknames like “Tinkerhell,” “Sparkle Plenty” and “Betty Rage.” Although this sport claims to support the feminist movement, the women exhibit themselves unreservedly, for they dress in skimpy lingerie and submit to rink penalties like bending down to face the audience and being spanked in public. These ladies have their dignities though, for they revere this mantra that one wise member proclaimed: “there’s a fine line between sexy and slutty.”
available HERE

Advice from a Promiscuous Palin

In 2006, as a gubernatorial candidate, Sarah Palin filled out a questionnaire emphasizing her support for abstinence education. She wrote that "the explicit sex-ed programs will not find my support." Alaska does not require sex ed to be taught in schools; Anchorage schools teach "Abstinence Plus," which emphasizes abstaining from sex.
Palin's views came under fire when it was revealed that her then-17-year-old daughter Bristol was pregnant. In her first public interview, Bristol told Fox News' chief Palin cheerleader Greta Van Susteren that abstinence is "not realistic at all".
video HERE

...no one is really paying attention to a naive/horny teen aged girl...are they?

Related:
National Abstinence Education Association Throws Bristol Palin Under the Bus
Advice for Bristol

I Scream

A chain email has been floating around and it's too good not to share. In case the email hasn't popped up in your inbox yet, please enjoy some hilarity ... ice-cream style:
Ben & Jerry have created "Yes Pecan!" ice cream flavor for Obama.
Due to the new flavor's popularity, they asked for suggestions from the public for flavors to commemorate George W.
Here are some of our favorite responses:

• Abu Grape
• Cluster Fudge
• Nut'n Accomplished
• RockyRoad to Fascism
• "You're Shitting In My Mouth And Calling It A" Sundae
• Good Riddance You Lousy Motherf**ker... Swirl
• Bloody Sundae
• Caramel Preemptive Stripe (above)
• I broke the law and am responsible for the deaths of thousands...with nuts

more HERE

...this coffee is making me horny...

more HERE
Jana's website HERE

U2 on the Horizon

Following a widespread leak earlier this week, U2 is streaming its new album, "No Line on the Horizon," today on its MySpace page.
The move comes after staffers at Universal Music Australia inadvertently made "No Line On the Horizon" available digitally more than a week before its release. The album was briefly available for sale on the Universal-affiliated Getmusic.com.au and was promptly uploaded to P2P sites the world over.
According to the file sharing news website TorrentFreak, 100,000 people made copies in the first ten hours of its availability online.
The album - U2's first in five years - goes on sale in Ireland on February 27 and worldwide on March 3.
more HERE

Classic Chris Rock

from the highly underrated flick CB4...

German Chancellor Carnival Boobs

In the city of Cologne, Germany the highlight of Karneval season is the Rosenmontagszug, a festive, wild day-long parade through the city. This year the Carnival committee designed a float, featuring a big-busted mannequin of German chancellor Angela Merkel––in the nude for this special occasion.
Last minute they decided to add a bikini, covering her nipples with the Federal Eagle, the German coat of arms.
more HERE

Police Investigate 'Rihanna' Assault Photo Leak

Police in Los Angeles were investigating Friday the leak of a photo that appeared to show the battered face of pop star Rihanna after an incident involving boyfriend Chris Brown this month.
The celebrity news website TMZ.com published a photo it said was R&B star Rihanna with a series of clearly visible scratches and bruises.
more HERE

Nude Gaming Moments

God of War 2

the folks at gameplayer.com has something NSFW to show you...

Toilet Tricks

Tatiana Tossed

Before being booted from American Idol, Tatiana Del Toro was showing a whole lot more.
look HERE

Lip Smacking Lesbians

The Frisky's 10 Best Lesbian Kisses on TV is HERE

Robert Hawkins is 'In Charge Around Here'

Our buddy, comedian Robert Hawkins has a new album out and he wants you to hear it...
find out how...HERE
You can also see new video clips of Mr. Hawkins HERE

The Art of Ass in Advertisement

Ass Ad #3. Peugeot 206 HDi coupe

10 Great Hot Butt Ads HERE

Lovelace... A Rock Opera

In the style of Tommy and Jesus Christ Superstar, Lovelace, a rock opera, tells the story of legendary porn star Linda Lovelace. From pregnant teenager in Yonkers, New York, to counter-culture star of Deep Throat, to activist and suburban mother, Lovelace's journey is both a triumphant and cautionary tale.
lots of info HERE

Jockin' Jill

Thoroughbred horse racing may have found their version of Danica Patrick.
Maylan Studart, a stunning 19-year-old horse jockey from Rio De Janeiro, keeps racking up victories on the horse track while turning more than a few heads in the process.
Like Danica, after joining a male-dominated sport, many fans expect the horse racing industry to market their sexy jockey similar to how the IRL has marketed Danica.
While Danica made this year's Sports Illustrated Swimsuit edition, Studart is joining her IRL counterpart in many online Sexiest Female Athlete galleries like the one here.
more HERE

No Babies Daddies

Birth certificates for OctoMom's babies -- all 14 of them!
As for the octuplets, no father is listed on the birth certificates. Nadya Suleman signed all eight.
As for the other six kids, four of the docs have David Solomon listed as the dad. The other two have no father listed. All 14 kids have Solomon's last name.
more HERE
the Octuplet's certificates HERE
the rest are HERE

Interactive Cheetos

check it out HERE

Another Classic Craigslist Posting

Reply to: pers-1037123194@craigslist.org [?]
Date: 2009-02-16, 10:40AM PST

Naughty Libre Gone Wild for Hot Steamy Wrestling Action - w4m - 110
Hola!!!! I am Dangerfield McKnuckles, Libre Hero of the Peoplez. Back in Mexico I bested all of Mexico's finest libre fighters in hand to hand combat. I also battled a vast array of mythical beast, including the Chupacabra, and emerged victorious every time. If you are seeking some hot and steamy wrestling action you have found your libre. Now I offer raunchy wrestling experiences to the peoplez and my fans. I am completely independent and promise you won't be disappointed(wink/wink).

SERVICES I DO OFFER
wrestling; open handed hand-to-hand combat
SERVICES I DO NOT OFFER
b b b j; c b j; Cleveland steamers; Texas tea pots; Cincinnati hot plates; greek; rusty trombones; doggie; donkey punching; h j's; ear penetration; foot rubs; body massages; french kissing; skat play; golden showers; p guzzling; bondage; S&M; hugging; eye contact; shaving; s e x; licking; 69; trains; gang bangs; squirting; tickling; laughing; russian; the Leaping Lenny Poffo double leap sack slam(I don't care how much you pay me I won't do this so don't even ask guys); missionary; dry humping; Ram Jam; Tito Santana's Flying Burrito; Camel Clutching(under no conditions)
RATES
$15,000 /hour; $12,000/half hour; $1,000,000/ the ultimate overnight personal wrestlemania (BEST VALUE)

eCigarettes: Electronic Nicotine Fix

Smoking everywhere E-Cigarette is an electronic smoking device or an electronic cigarette which is also known as E-Cigarette. It is a non –flammable product that uses state of the art classy micro-electronic technology which provides smokers a real smoking experience without the fire, flame, tobacco, tar, carbon monoxide, ash, stub or smell found in real cigarettes.
learn more HERE

Pet Shop Boys at the Brit Awards Last Night

more HERE

MySpace Mirror Magic

a lot more HERE

Engaging Rachel

Rachel Bilson and Hayden Christenson are engaged...
"A man sitting in front of her on the plane saw a ring on her finger and asked if she was married," said a snitch, who overheard Bilson reply, "I'm not married yet, just engaged. I know I look like I'm 15, but I'm actually 27."
more HERE

Ghost Busting Honey's

E! has ordered a reality project that puts an all-girl spin on the paranormal investigation genre.
The show is titled "Hot Girls in Scary Places" and stars three University of Southern California cheer squad friends challenged to spend the night in a supposedly haunted abandoned hospital and compete for a $10,000 cash prize.
"Hot Girls" will premiere as a special/backdoor pilot and is tentatively scheduled to air Friday, March 13.
more HERE

Pam Hams It Up

Pam Anderson, 41, showed up in Richie Rich's fashion show Wednesday night wearing a bejeweled gold swimsuit, platform shoes and a lot of mascara.
more HERE

...this cougar is always in heat!

R.I.P.: Loki

Oscar nominee Mickey Rourke's beloved Chihuahua, Loki, 18, has died just days before the actor hopes to crown his own professional resurrection at Sunday's Academy Awards ceremony.
Rourke, 56, famously thanked his dogs -- past and present -- in an emotional speech at the Golden Globes in January when he won the best actor award for his comeback role in "The Wrestler".
"Sometimes, when a man is alone, that's all you got is your dog. And they've meant the world to me," he said in his acceptance speech.
more HERE

...we offer our sincere condolences...and in light of this tragedy, we wish Mr. Rourke good luck on Sunday...

Emergence of Controversy

A cartoon likening the author of the stimulus bill, perhaps President Barack Obama, with a rabid chimpanzee graced the pages of the New York Post on Wednesday.
The drawing, from famed cartoonist Sean Delonas, is rife with violent imagery and racial undertones. In it, two befuddled-looking police officers holding guns look over the dead and bleeding chimpanzee that attacked a woman in Stamford, Connecticut.
"They'll have to find someone else to write the next stimulus bill," reads the caption.
...there's even a statement from Al Sharpton and a retort from the NYP...
see HERE

Amy Fisher : Humping a Pole Near You

CHATSWORTH, California — THE inevitable has finally happened: Amy Fisher is hitting the pole. The Long Island Lolita - who went to prison for shooting Mary Jo Buttafuoco in the head and recently started a porn Web site featuring herself - plans to tour the country as a high-paid stripper. Capitalizing on the success of her sex tape, Fisher has launched the hardcore membership site at AmyFisher.com and will soon tour the country.
"I'm more than embracing it, I'm having a good old time," Fisher told AVN. "I'm way past embracing."
more HERE

wow! ...she's really made a career for herself...the American Dream IS alive and well...

Lesbian Vampire Killers: The Trailer

Happy Birthday Yoko

Revered by some, scorned by others...Yoko Ono remains...Yoko
...some of her vocals leave many covering their ears and retreating, but we kind of like the following track from her 1971 avant-garde classic 'Fly'...available HERE

Chicks Kissing

Ben Blank, TV News Graphics Pioneer, Dies

Ben Blank, who as graphics director for CBS and later ABC television news introduced the concept of using logolike images behind anchors as signatures for major news coverage, died on February 3 at his home in Teaneck, N.J. He was 87.
obit HERE

A Time for Change

Soapy Lesbians

Lavish weddings on soap operas are commonplace -- beautiful, wealthy characters united amid copious tears, heaps of flowers and exquisite attire.
Monday's ceremony on ABC's "All My Children" was much the same, except for the couple: Eden Riegel's Bianca Montgomery and Tamara Braun's Reese Williams, both wearing designer dresses, united in daytime television's first lesbian wedding.
AMC's expression of devotion and same-sex rights was implemented gracefully in a series with millions of faithful viewers.
Riegel's Bianca --Susan Lucci's Erica Kane's lesbian daughter -- has been breaking new ground for lesbian relationships in Daytime for several years.
CNN report w/video HERE
The View had something to say about it too...see HERE

Cheese-Tastic

A Guide to Vegas Hookers

...get a lot closer HERE

Governor's Whore Attends Fashion Week

What would Fashion Week be without a little drama?
Former 'real life' prostitute and current attention seeking whore, Ashley Alexandra Dupre, provided the fireworks just by showing up...
more HERE

Lesbian Bat Upstages Dead Bat

DC Comics has killed off Batman twice in recent months, but both deaths have been a less important story in the press than say President Barack Obama making a five page appearance in Amazing Spider-Man. Now, Batman is not only being overshadowed by a wall crawler from a rival comic book company, but the sexuality of one of his potential replacements is a bigger story than the Dark Knight’s own demise.
Yes, a seventy year old, comic book character with a recent half-billion dollar movie can kick the bucket, but it’s not big news until a lesbian gets involved. DC Comics recently revealed that Batwoman would take over Batman’s starring role in Detective Comics this summer. As Fox News
reports Batwoman’s alter ego Kathy Kane is a red-headed lesbian. Fox News also points out that Batwoman wears a figure-hugging black outfit with knee-high red stiletto boots.
more HERE

Cruel & Unusual Piercing

WILKES-BARRE, Pennsylvania – A Pennsylvania dog groomer has been ordered to stand trial on animal cruelty charges for selling "gothic kittens" with ear, neck and tail piercings.
Prosecutors say the woman inflicted pain on the cats, which were listed for sale for hundreds of dollars on the Internet.
more HERE

Sibling Revelry

...there are some we've seen, there are many we have not...but HERE is one version of scantily-clad celebrity sisters...

It's Hammertime Again

A&E has picked up a new series starring '90s rapper MC Hammer.
The performer, his wife and five children will be the focus of a half-hour, 11-episode reality series set to premiere this year.
The title, naturally, is "Hammertime."
Executive producers say the show likely will play similar to an unscripted version of the Huxtable family from "The Cosby Show."
more HERE

...MC Hammer is the new Bill Cosby...RIGHT!

Kanye Attends Fashion Week

...apparently, his date was a mannequin...

Roman Polanski Dismissal Denied

Roman Polanski lost a battle Tuesday in his effort to get a 1977 child sex case against him thrown out, but in delivering the bad news, a judge suggested the acclaimed director may be a plane ticket away from winning the larger war.
The Los Angeles Superior Court Judge told a packed courtroom that he found the core argument in Polanski's request for a dismissal of charges -- allegations of unethical and, in some instances, illegal conduct by a prosecutor and a judge three decades ago -- to be credible.
But, the judge said, Polanski's fugitive status left him no choice but to deny the request.
In spite of Polanski's pledge not to come back, his legal team seemed to be mulling the possibility of a return.
Los Angeles Times report HERE

Definition: Poor Decision Making

More on the Slow Death of Intellectual Property Rights

Former Abba piano player Björn Ulvaeus has hit out at supporters of The Pirate Bay and accused them of fighting for “the ‘freedom’ to be lazy and stingy”.
His harsh remarks came yesterday after the shock decision by the prosecution in the The Pirate Bay case to drop all charges of copyright infringement against the infamous BitTorrent site.
Ulvaeus, who also co-produced the box office hit Mamma Mia, wrote an op ed on the Swedish website Newsmill in which he berated those who endorse piracy.
He claimed people who share files of copyrighted material were wrong to portray a David and Goliath scenario when it comes to individuals effectively sticking it to the man – in this case the movie and record industry.
"But anything they steal was once one person's idea, a single little person. They don't want to talk about that," he wrote.
Meanwhile The Pirate Bay co-founder Peter Sunde, aka brokep, couldn't resist gloating on his Twitter account about the latest dramatic turn of events in the landmark case yesterday.
He described prosecutor Håkan Roswall's amendments to the charges made against the four men behind the popular file-sharing website as being an "EPIC WINNING LOL".
more HERE

and then he ate my friends...

Cow Urine: The Hindu Soft Drink Alternative

Researchers in India are putting the finishing touches to releasing soft drinks made from cow urine onto the market, a potential craze that one organization hopes may sweep the predominantly Hindu nation.
Hindu organization, Rashtriya Swayamsevak Sangh (RSS) - the National Volunteer Corps - has submitted the liquid from cows, an animal deemed sacred by the religion, for laboratory testing.
The research is focused on providing the cows urine for commercial release, with specific flavours, which could potentially include aloe vera or gooseberry, yet to be decided.
more HERE

Disney Eggs?

Twitter Surgery

DETROIT, Michigan -- It's 7 a.m. at Henry Ford Hospital, and surgeons are preparing to remove a cancerous tumor from a man's kidney.
It's potentially a risky surgery, but everything's ready: The doctors and nurses are in the operating room, the surgical instruments are sterilized and ready to go, and the chief resident is furiously Twittering on his laptop.
That's right -- last week, for the second known time, surgeons Twittered a surgery by using social-networking site Twitter to give short real-time updates about the procedure.
Following the February 9 operation online were other doctors, medical students and the merely curious.
video HERE

'Friends With Benefits' Summary Prospectus

This Week on The Food Network...

THIS video didn't make the cut...

Carrie Underwood Gets Shy

A Little Music for your Soul

A Kiss is Not a Contract

The Prince of Parties

Kate Moss Channels '3rd Degree' Burns

Everyone seems to be buzzing about Kate Moss' interview in the upcoming New York Magazine Spring Fashion issue...
We, on the other hand, are more intrigued by Kate's appearance in the premier issue of Love magazine where she immortalizes Corrine '3rd Degree' Burns (Diane Lane) from the cult classic Lou Adler film, Ladies and Gentlemen, the Fabulous Stains
Kate's official website is HERE

Your Body Is A Literal Wonderland

bible tramp stamp

See more HERE

It looks like a...

Objects of Affection

Sexy calendars and pictures of topless models in tabloid newspapers really do lead men to think of women as objects, research shows.
When men are shown images of women in bikinis, the part of the brain they use when thinking about DIY tools and other objects lights up.
At the same time, the region they use to try to tune into another person's thoughts and feelings tunes down, brain scans showed.
Researcher Susan Fiske's experiments also found, perhaps not surprisingly, that men remember the images of scantily-clad women better than those of fully-clothed women.
more HERE

...is it surprising that the study was run by a woman? ...and...does the pic above suggest objectification? Hummm...don't answer that...

McNuggetini

Prep Time: 5 minutes
Cook Time: 0 minutes
Yield: 2 servings

Ingredients: 2 McNuggz (plus more for snacking)
1 tub McDonalds Brand Barbeque Sauce (plus more for licking off pinky finger)
1 lg. Mcdonalds Brand Chocolate Milkshake (plus more for bringing all the boys to the yard)
1 bottle Vanilla Vodka
Open the McDonalds bag. Eat one McNugg each, followed by two bites of the Filet-o-Fish (make sure you don’t tell anyone that you eat Filet-o-Fishes).
Mix three or four shots of vanilla vodka in the McDonalds Brand Chocolate Milkshake, followed by one shot each directly into your mouth.
Rim each martini glass with McDonalds Brand Barbeque Sauce, and pour milkshake/vodka mixture into the glass.
Garnish with a McNugg (which is to be swiped along barbeque sauce rimmed glass after the milkshake has been finished, and consumed with pure, unadulterated glee).

Hans Off!

A German TV presenter is under fire after he grabbed his colleague’s breast on a live prime time show.
Hans Blomberg, 31, was announcing the results of a public vote for a song contest when he fondled his colleague, 28-year-old Susanka Bersin.
As the results came in, Blomberg joked: 'But the two most beautiful points remain with me' – before he grabbed at Bersin's cleavage. Bersin was shocked and immediately slapped him in the face.
Blomberg said he did not understand what all the fuss was about. He said: 'The real scandal was that she slapped me – not my boob grabbing!'
video HERE

I like my coffee the way I like my...

click the pic

Elmo Tickle Hands Debut at Toy Fair

Mattel's not coming out with a new Elmo doll this year. Instead they will be releasing Elmo Tickle Hands, which are red, furry interactive Elmo hands that children can wear. The hands vibrate and make giggling noises when they are touched to any surface.
The hands will be less expensive than the Elmo dolls. They are expected to retail for $29.99.
There will also be a dance the interactive hands can perform called the Tickle Hand Groove that won't be fully revealed until the release date in August, 2009.
See a product demo HERE

Janes Addiction to Tour with NIN this summer...

Alternative rock band Jane's Addiction played another secret show in Los Angeles on Monday night.
Perry Farrell, Dave Navarro, Eric Avery and Stephen Perkins have been playing little-publicised gigs at small venues around town. The band headlined the Echoplex in Echo Park last night.
The LA band's fan website xiola.org hints that the band might be in the studio with Trent Reznor working on new material. Nine Inch Nails will also tour later this year with the reunited Jane's Addiction, NIN frontman Reznor says.
Although Renzer stopped short of saying the band was going on something more than a hiatus, Reznor confirmed these will be the last NIN shows for some time.
more HERE

Gay Porn Star Big in Japan

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