Subway Gets It RIGHT... for Once...

Michael Phelps is back in America's good graces after setting a new world record this week.
A munchie-related spot could get massive viral exposure - all to Subway's advantage.

Michael Phelps via Mad Magazine

Michael Phelps is the gift that keeps on giving. Now we get to enjoy all kinds of Michael-Phelps-smokes-pot LOLs, like this fake magazine cover from MAD.

Pageant Paid for Prejean's Boobs

Carrie Prejean, whose comments opposing same-sex marriage during last month's Miss USA pageant still have tongues wagging, had breast augmentation surgery just weeks before that competition, Miss California Pageant Co-Director Keith Lewis confirmed on CBS's The Early Show Friday. He also said reports that the Miss California pageant helped foot the bill for the operation were true.
more HERE and HERE

Related:
Michael Phelps and Carrie Prejean get cozy in Vegas

Get Motivated with Michael Phelps

Olympic champion swimmer Michael Phelps, subject of recently released photographs showing him inhaling from a marijuana pipe, is still scheduled to speak at upcoming motivational events.
"Right now, we've not made any change to the program," said the executive vice president of Get Motivated Seminars Inc., the Tampa, Florida-based organizers of the Get Motivated business seminar tour.
more HERE
date/tickets HERE

from their website:
Michael Phelps is easily the most accomplished all-around competitor in Olympic history! The world watched Michael make history at the 2008 Olympics when he became the first athlete in history to win eight gold medals at a single Olympic event. With 14 gold medals to his credit he also holds the record for the most Olympic gold medals ever won. That's focus! The consummate competitor, Phelps will show you...

• How you Can Establish and Maintain the Competitive Advantage in Your Field
• Positioning Your Company to Win in a Highly Competitive Market
• Why YOU May Be Your Greatest Competition
• How to Make a Bong out of an Apple
• How to Hold your Breath for a Long Time

...hummm...pot smoking and motivation...if that's not an oxymoron, it's pretty damn close!

Phelps Friends Are Fucked

COLUMBIA, South Carolina - A photo is worth a thousand words — and apparently multiple arrests.
The house where a photo was taken of American swimming superstar Michael Phelps smoking from a marijuana pipe is the center of an investigation by the Richland County Sheriff's department.
Apparently, eight arrests have been made in connection with the party, which was held off-campus at the University of South Carolina in November 2008.
Marijuana possession is considered a misdemeanor in Richland County and is punishable by up to 30 days in jail.
more HERE

4:20 Time - the New Omega Watch Ad

It turns out Michael Phelps wasn't completely negligent of his endorsement contracts — at least he was wearing an Omega watch while he made-out with Captain Bongload.
more HERE

Related:
Sponsor Subway sticking by Phelps

Tony the Tiger Hates Stoners

Kelloggs is not renewing dolphin boys' contract over ...yes 'THE EVIL WEED'.
story is HERE
AND USA Swimming also got in on the Stoner Phelps action yesterday by suspending him for 3 months without pay. Yeah, we're sure he needs that CHECK.
that story is HERE
USA Swimming issued this stupid statement: "This is not a situation where any anti-doping rule was violated, but we decided to send a strong message to Michael because he disappointed so many people, particularly the hundreds of thousands of USA Swimming member kids who look up to him as a role model and a hero. Michael has voluntarily accepted this reprimand and has committed to earn back our trust."

Michael won't really miss any pool time fun. His suspension will end right before the World Swimming Championships in Rome...

Related:
Mark Spitz feels sorry for Michael Phelps.

Phelps High Times

RALEIGH, North Carolina - Record-breaking Olympic swimmer Michael Phelps could face criminal charges following the publication of a photograph purportedly showing him smoking marijuana.
A South Carolina law enforcement official said he would charge Phelps if he could prove the U.S. Olympian smoked marijuana in his county.
Both the University of South Carolina and Columbia police departments have said they would not pursue charges against Phelps.
The International Olympic Committee (IOC) said it accepted his apology and U.S. officials said the news was disappointing but stressed that smoking marijuana out of competition was not an anti-doping matter.
Reuters report HERE

Michael Phelps Damage Control

In a statement released to The Associated Press, Michael Phelps, who won a record eight gold medals at the Beijing Games, did not dispute the authenticity of the exclusive bongload pot smoking picture.
“I engaged in behavior which was regrettable and demonstrated bad judgement,” Phelps said.
“I’m 23 years old and despite the successes I’ve had in the pool, I acted in a youthful and inappropriate way, not in a manner people have come to expect from me. For this, I am sorry. I promise my fans and the public it will not happen again.”
more HERE

Phelps Fires Up! ...Going Down in Flames?

THIS is the astonishing picture which could destroy the career of the greatest competitor in Olympic history. Michael Phelps, who won a record EIGHT gold medals for swimming at the Beijing games last summer, draws from a bong.
And after sporting chiefs announced laws which mean four-year bans for drug-taking, Phelps’ dreams of adding to his overall 14 gold medal tally at the 2012 games in London could already be OVER.
more HERE

Anderson Cooper vs. Michael Phelps

Phelps says: They're Grrrreater than Wheaties

Breakfast of a champion?
Health experts are going crazy because Olympic gold medalist Michael Phelps likes Frosted Flakes, and will adorn Frosted Flakes cereal boxes rather than Wheaties, like pretty much every other big-shot athlete.
They're all up in arms because 'Flakes' has three times as much sugar as Wheaties and only a fraction of the fiber.
more HERE and HERE

...says a lot about his generation thumbing it's nose at tradition...

Look Ma, these girls'll do anything for $5 million

No wonder that the Olympic organizing committee ordered 20,000 more condoms. The stock of 100,000 was not enough.
more HERE

...Phelps proves that girls like shiny objects...oh, and MONEY!

Michael Phelps' Pad

All those years swimming...the learning disabilities...the taunts...he showed everybody...look HERE to see where he lives...

Dolphin Boy's Girlfriend

Mike Phelps has already been linked to model Lily Donaldson and Amanda Beard. They both denied involvement.
Now Page Six claims Phelps was spotted sticking his tongue down the throat of Australian swimmer Stephanie Rice. Someone said they were making out on this past Monday night outside of the Olympic Village in Beijing.
Stephanie barely broke up with her swimmer boyfriend Eamon Sullivan. Eamon is reportedly "cut up" over the split.
Phelps wouldn't comment on the rumors and has already said that his private life is private.

Ya dude, but what about those EARS?

Anyways, above is a picture from HER Facebook page, some of which have been censored...from the look of the pic she could very well be 'hetero-flexible'...

AMANDA BEARD DATING MICHAEL PHELPS?

Olympic Compare & Contrast

Here is the iconic first photo (top) of a bare-chested, medal-clad Michael Phelps doing his best Mark Spitz impression - sporting an Olympic-sized grin as his eight gold medals dangle from his neck.
more HERE

...Spitz did it with Hair!

Michael Phelps' Weiner

Phelps Facts HERE

Olympic Diet

more HERE