Anderson Cooper of Balloon Boy

The Guns, The Cooper

The Anderson Cooper Lovefest

An Anderson Cooper Moment

The Coverage

Here's how the networks and cable will cover the Michael Jackson service, via TVNewser:

• ABC: Charlie Gibson will anchor live coverage "Remembering Michael Jackson" at 1pmET, joined by "Nightline" anchor Martin Bashir. Some updates: Diane Sawyer, in NY, and Barbara Walters, at the Staples Center, will co-anchor a special edition of "20/20" at 9pmET. Sawyer and Elizabeth Vargas will also co-anchor "Primetime: Family Secrets," a report on Michael Jackson's children at 10pmET. Cynthia McFadden will also anchor "Nightline" from the Staples Center.
• CBS: Maggie Rodriguez and Harry Smith will anchor the "Early Show" from the Staples Center tomorrow. Katie Couric will anchor special coverage of the memorial at 1pmET and the CBS "Evening News" from the Staples Center. Couric will also do "48 Hours" at 10pmET.
• NBC/MSNBC: NBC will televise the memorial service at 1pmET, anchored by Brian Williams. Chris Jansing will anchor MSNBC's live coverage. Meredith Vieira will broadcast live tomorrow at the Staples Center for "Today" and Williams will anchor "Nightly News" from LA Tuesday.
• CNN: Anderson Cooper, Larry King, Don Lemon and Soledad O'Brien will host coverage live from LA, with Campbell Brown and Roland Martin anchoring live from New York, starting at NoonET on CNN and simulcast on CNN International.
• HLN: Robin Meade, A.J. Hammer and Jane Velez-Mitchell will anchor live coverage for HLN.
• Fox: Shepard Smith will anchor live coverage of the memorial service on Fox News starting at 1pmET. Megyn Kelly will anchor live coverage of the memorial on FOX broadcast also beginning at 1pmET. Greta Van Susteren will also be in LA on Tuesday, and will host her show from there Tuesday night.

No word if the Home Shopping Network, the Disney Channel, QVC or Nickelodeon will be breaking from their regular broadcast schedules yet...

Basically it'll be the opposite of the Billy Mays coverage...

CNN Goes Shopping for Pot

Mr. Mom - Anderson Cooper

While out in Beverly Hills with 'a friend', Anderson Cooper showed off his paternal side...
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More on teabagging...at CNN

Dalmation Dingleberry Surprize

New Year Dick Joke

wait for it...

Anderson Cooper vs. Michael Phelps

Sarah Palin is woefully unqualified to be Vice-President

Palin's apologist, Bay Buchanan, has seemingly adopted Palins look and wardrobe...

Michael Lohan Chimes In

Lindsay's dad, Michael Lohan, being the publicity hungry attention whore that he is, has issued his own statement to Access Hollywood regarding Anderson Cooper's comments while guest-hosting on “Live with Regis & Kelly” Monday, calling the E! reality show, “Living Lohan,” a “train wreck” and referring to 14 year old daughter, Ali Lohan as 'looking like a 60-year-old'.

ML: "Quick Quick, I have to say something, who should I call...?"

Anderson Cooper was soooooooooooo right...hahaha

Anderson Cooper critiques 'Living Lohan'

CNN Reporter trolling in the park after dark...

CNN's Richard 'buck-tooth beaver' Quest got busted in NYC's Central Park for being in there past park curfew. The travel genius also told the cop he had meth in his pocket. GREAT IDEA, NUMB NUTS...

Well...police found something else...the ole 'dildo in the BOOT'...hahaha

The New York Post reports that he was charged with loitering and criminal possession of a controlled substance. The judge told him that if he finishes 6-months of drug counseling, his case will be dismissed.
Richie was with an unidentified companion who was given a summons for not carrying identification.
Richie's lawyer issued a great statement on why his client was in the park, "Mr. Quest didn't realize that the park had a curfew. He was simply returning to his hotel with friends."

Hummm, got any ideas what the PLAN WAS for the hotel room/glory hole...?

I wonder if he chats with Anderson Cooper under the restroom stalls at the office?

Silence is Golden?