Rosie admits that his wife Kelli moved out 2 years ago

Story HERE.

Somewhere Over the Rainbow...

NOAH’S GAY WEDDING CRUISE

Paul Richmond has created an alternate version of the Noah’s Ark story, complete with some drowning sinners (including Ann Coulter, Larry Craig, Sally Kern, Fred Phelps, and even Pat Boone!), and a grand ark/cruise ship filled with happy gay and lesbian animal couples and a few famous human guests too (such as Ellen DeGeneres and Portia de Rossi, Elton John and David Furnish, and Rosie O’Donell and Kelli Carpenter).
info & availability HERE

Help, My EYES ARE BURNING, MY EYES ARE BURNING...

Rosie O'Donnell, Kathy Griffin and Sharon Gless, grabbing a bite to eat at Fix Restaurant & Bar before heading over to Caesars Palace to see Cher...which almost sounds like the beginning of a really bad joke: "Sharon Gless, Rosie O’Donnell and Kathy Griffin walk into a Cher concert..."

Cow has new idea...

Rosie O'Donnell is said to have a potential new show in the works with NBC.
According to reports, NBC honchos like Rosie's idea for a new show, one that she's had for a long time. They hope to have the show on the air by 2009 with a similar feel to The Ed Sullivan Show.
Supposedly Rosie would like to do it live and host skits and different acts - comedy, music, etc. from a Broadway theater type of setting.
...Then eat her girlfriend out live during sweeps weeks...

Stern vs. Rosie

Hear it HERE

Mr. & Mrs. Jodie Foster have split up...

The National Enquirer claims their "marriage" has come to an end.

A source didn't say why Jodie ended her 14-year relationship with Cydney Bernard. They did say, "Jodie's break up with Cydney is shocking. She and Cydney have been together for so many years and have two children together - the potential fallout and legal wrangling from this could be monumental."

Rosie has got to be next... Don't these things happen in three's? 1st it was Starr Jones, then Jodie...It's got to be Rosie...

I'm Gonna Puke...

The Voice of Insanity

Rosie O'Donnell wants to take Britney Spears' place as the celebrity face of "mental illness," to relieve the pressure on the troubled star.
more HERE

THE PUNCHLINE

"On this date in 1901, boxer shorts were invented. That may or may not mean much to you, but it certainly made life more comfortable for Rosie O'Donnell." -- David Letterman