Dennis Talks to Jay

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Leno Issues

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"Obama today agreed to commit an additional 40,000 troops to help fight Fox News." -- Jay Leno

Dana Carvey testing material last night at a club in Northern California for a Jay Leno Show appearance

The "I'm Sorry" Tour continues

Letterman Protest

WOW! ...that is some scary shit...

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"Osama bin Laden's former cook ... is coming to New York to face charges. You know, we also got his driver. And here's the good news. I understand we're closing in on his pool boy and his aroma therapist."
-- Jay Leno

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"I can't believe Dick Cheney. He keeps giving speeches, and he's appearing on TV news shows. It's like he thinks he's still president."
-- Jay Leno

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"California experienced another earthquake yesterday. California is the only state where you don't know what's going to bounce first -- the ground from the earthquake or the check you get from the government."
-- Jay Leno

Kimmel Self Destructs

If Jimmy Kimmel still has a job at ABC on Wednesday, he is either a very lucky or very deft comedian, or he has great blackmail photos of the network executives.
At Tuesday afternoon’s upfront presentation in New York, Mr. Kimmel, the host of ABC’s late night talk show “Jimmy Kimmel Live,” delivered a withering, blistering monologue that took direct aim at ABC, its potential advertisers and his NBC late-night rival, Jay Leno. The assembled advertisers received his performance with a mixture of uneasy laughs and the occasional gasp.
New York Times report HERE

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Elizabeth Edwards is going to be on 'Oprah.' I wonder how many people would rather see her beat the crap out of her husband on 'Jerry Springer'?"
-- Jay Leno

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"To give you an idea how bad this swine flu is, today the U.S. government took down the border wall and replaced it with a giant sneeze guard."
-- Jay Leno

Happy Birthday Jay Leno

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Jamie Was Just Kidding

Jamie Foxx has apologized to teen star Miley Cyrus for a radio routine in which he urged the 16-year-old to "make a sex tape and grow up."
When the incident was brought up on the "Tonight" show Tuesday, Foxx apologized and said: "I didn't mean it maliciously."
Foxx had started talking about Cyrus on Sirius satellite radio after someone brought up the singer's recent feud with Radiohead. Foxx said: "Who is Miley Cyrus? The one with all the gums? She needs to get a gum transplant!"
Promoter/Pimp/Parent Billy Ray Cyrus says Jamie Foxx's comments about his daughter, Miley, were "hurtful."
more HERE

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"Navy SEALs -- what incredible marksmen. They shot the three pirates without hitting the captain or any of the parrots sitting on the pirates' shoulders."
-- Jay Leno

Pleasant Surprise: President Apologizes

After a prolonged period of presidential arrogance and lack of accountability, Barack Obama's apology is refreshing...
President Barack Obama has apologized for a gaffe in which he described his bowling skills as akin to participants in the Special Olympics, a sports program for people with intellectual disabilities.
Obama made the mistake during an interview Thursday night on "The Tonight Show" with host Jay Leno, the first time a sitting U.S. president had been on a late-night U.S. TV talk show.
Talking about living in the White House, Obama said he had been practicing his bowling in the residence's bowling alley and had scored a 129 score out of a possible 300. "It's like -- it was like Special Olympics or something," Obama said.
Soon after the Jay Leno interview, Obama telephoned Special Olympics chairman Tim Shriver to apologize.
more HERE

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"Bernie Madoff pled guilty today in court to running a Ponzi scheme. He was immediately taken to jail. Oddly, when he was taken to jail he wasn't wearing a wedding ring. So you know what that means, guys in prison -- he's available."
-- Jay Leno

Prince for Target...or NOT

...it almost looks real...
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When Nikka Appeared On NBC

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Andy's Back

NBC says Andy Richter and Conan O'Brien will be back together again on late-night TV.
Richter, who worked with O'Brien for seven years on NBC's "Late Night," will become the "Tonight Show" announcer when O'Brien takes over from Jay Leno as host in June. NBC said Richter also will take part in comedy bits.
O'Brien called Richter a friend and one of the funniest people he knows, but couldn't resist a joke: O'Brien said he's looking forward to their reunion because Richter owes him $300.

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