Another Night at SEE...

The Mirror says that Elton John's man, David Furnish, invited Hilton and Doug Reinhardt to a party on a friend's yacht in Cannes the other night. Almost immediately after they got on the boat, Paris and Doug started attempting to breed in plain sight.
One source who lived to tell the tale said, "As soon as Paris arrived she had her tongue down Doug's throat. Everyone kept saying how inappropriate they were being but Paris didn't care who was looking. They got so worked up she dragged Doug below deck so they could have some private time. But as they were closing the cubicle door so they could tear into each other, they were caught out. David spotted them and the captain was furious. He kicked them off for unsociable behavior. Everyone congratulated the captain."

Somewhere Over the Rainbow...

NOAH’S GAY WEDDING CRUISE

Paul Richmond has created an alternate version of the Noah’s Ark story, complete with some drowning sinners (including Ann Coulter, Larry Craig, Sally Kern, Fred Phelps, and even Pat Boone!), and a grand ark/cruise ship filled with happy gay and lesbian animal couples and a few famous human guests too (such as Ellen DeGeneres and Portia de Rossi, Elton John and David Furnish, and Rosie O’Donell and Kelli Carpenter).
info & availability HERE

Elvis Costello Hosts Talk Show

Elvis Costello: Former new wave icon. Tin Pan Alley crooner. Occasional bit-part actor. Husband of a sexy jazz-pop chanteuse. And now... chat show host! Spectacle: Elvis Costello With... premieres on The Sundance Channel on Wednesday, December 3 at 9 p.m. Produced by Sir Elton John and his partner David Furnish, the 13-part series is basically a combination of Inside the Actors Studio and VH1 Storytellers, with interview segments and live performances. Guests include Sir Elton himself, Lou Reed, The Police, She and Him, and Bill Clinton, hopefully leaving his sax at home.

Laws that don't belong...

Elton John's man friend, David Furnish, is supporting a new bill in the UK that wants to make homophobic jokes illegal. If the bill is passed and you are found guilty of promoting hatred against homosexuals you could face 7-years in jail.

Furnish said, "I think any sort of hatred is unacceptable so yes, I support it. That said, I think this country is unbelievably tolerant and I feel privileged to live here and to be married to a Brit - as well as thankful that I can be married to a Brit."

Gee, why stop there, why not ban ALL jokes that offend ANY group?...(MORON!)

Ok, that being said: It's time for a little HOMO humor,

What's the difference between a gay man and a freezer?

Freezers don't fart when you pull the meat out...

The moral of this story: free speech is the bedrock of any Democracy and helps reign in people like David Furnish...