Don't Taze Me, Kitty!

Not a real product... however, the TASER C2 is available in 'Hello Kitty' pink as well as four other fashionable colors.
see HERE

Crazy Kitty Castle

This is a Hello Kitty castle that recently opened in Shanghai, China.
more HERE

Kitty's Got a Gun...

click the pic

Anatomy of a Cartoon Character

These Icons are usually grotesquely distorted from the human form from which they derive. Michael Paulus decided to dissect them like science does to all living objects - trying to come to an understanding as to their origins and true physiological make up. Possibly to better understand them and see them in a new light for what they are in the most basic of terms.
see all the cartoon classics HERE

We were in Sanrio looking for a BONG...

Hello Kitty Sex Toy For Men?

Apparently Hello Kitty has created a sex toy for men. It's sold in Japan. It's called the Hello Kitty Blow Light.
According to Hello Kitty Hell, there's a hole at the bottom of the device that men slip their wiener in and when he 'completes his transaction' by 'making a deposit', the chemical reaction inside the device will light the sex toy up.
How cute...

...wait...hold everything...THIS just in...

...through the eyes of kitties

Some Hello Kitty items are freakier than others. It’s stuff like this that is definitely on the high end of freak out! - Hello Kitty contact lenses...may be available soon at a Sanrio store near you.
check out kittyhell.com

I'll be right back; I'm SO PLACING AN ORDER...

This rifle is 100% legal in California because it is based on an "off-list" lower receiver made by Stag Arms and has no evil features at all, instead featuring a fixed stock instead of the evil collapsible stock, a muzzle brake in place of the vile flash-hider, and a MonsterMan Grip instead of the heinous and malicious plastic pistol grip. If you do happen to find one available for purchase, just remember...don't ask/don't tell...

Hello Kitty for Men

Hello Kitty is reportedly marketing a special line of products just for men. The line apparently features a more "rugged" looking Hello Kitty figure, the perfect thing for a "generation" that feels no embarrassment about wearing Hello Kitty. All I know is that my Hello Kitty ice pack RULES...

Sex Kitten?

Some twisted fetishist has designed the iconic Japanese character Hello Kitty into a trampy little stripper look-a-like. They've retained the mouthless cat head but added a pair of shapely and seductive legs wrapped in sexy pink lace-up high heeled "F-me" shoes then seated the teasing pussy in a prop that looks like it belongs in a Dita Von Teese burlesque revue.
find it HERE