In 3 Words

Somewhere Over the Rainbow...

NOAH’S GAY WEDDING CRUISE

Paul Richmond has created an alternate version of the Noah’s Ark story, complete with some drowning sinners (including Ann Coulter, Larry Craig, Sally Kern, Fred Phelps, and even Pat Boone!), and a grand ark/cruise ship filled with happy gay and lesbian animal couples and a few famous human guests too (such as Ellen DeGeneres and Portia de Rossi, Elton John and David Furnish, and Rosie O’Donell and Kelli Carpenter).
info & availability HERE

Senator Larry Craig still looking for summer interns...

...this guy really has BIG BALLS...

Comic Relief

Larry has a hole to backfill in his organization

Larry Craig - he of the gay airport restroom sex scandal - has a need.

The disgraced Republican is still in office - he refuses to resign - and he's looking for interns!!!

"Interns have the chance to be an essential part of a working congressional office," said Craig. "They participate in the legislative process as well as ensure that constituent services run smoothly. For those interested in politics, it is an incredible opportunity to get a behind-the-scenes look at how our government functions while serving the people of Idaho."

This is an opportunity you can't pass up, right???

Click here to apply to be Larry's intern!

2007 GOP Hall of Shame

2007 GOP Adulterers Hall of Fame Nominees

* Ronald Reagan: Lived like a Hollywood playboy during his first marriage

* Richard Mellon Scaife: Right-wing billionaire caught by his wife in LTR with a former hooker

* Larry Craig: Homo-hating U.S. senator nabbed seeking sex in men's room

* David Vitter: Another senator with a morals agenda, has hid an irresistible penchant for prostitutes

* Dick Morris: Current adviser to Rev. Huckabee, was embroiled in a prostitute scandal in the 1990s that involved toe sucking

* Ted Haggard: Mega-church founder, Bush adviser and professional homophobe, he was outed by a male escort in 2006

* Gay Bob Blow Job Allen: Homophobic Florida politician tried to buy sex from an undercover cop in the men's room of a park

* Richard Curtis: A right-wing gay-hating Washington pol who accused a hustler nicknamed "The Stallion" of extortion

Requirements for Nomination:

To qualify as a nominee to the GOP Adulterers Hall of Fame, a person must be a conservative politician or opinion leaders who promotes so-called family values -- and especially the sanctity of marriage -- but who has also had sex outside his or her marriage, or had sex with someone who was married to someone else at the time.

Clooney & Pitt Parody

George Clooney gives a video message of congratulations to Julia Roberts for AMC's American Cinematheque Tribute. Filmed back in October when the Larry Craig story was first becoming national news...

Senator Craig is in DENIAL

Hear the partners SPEAK

THE PUNCHLINE

"The Atlanta International Airport is now considering shorter flushes in its bathrooms to help cope with the drought. Shorter flushes on their toilets. Or as Sen. Larry Craig calls that, speed dating." -- Jay Leno

THE PUNCHLINE

"The marathon is this weekend in New York City. Along the route they have those portable toilets -- or as Sen. Larry Craig calls them -- 'singles' rooms." -- David Letterman

Duh...

I'M JUST SAYIN'

GAY SWAGGER?

A Very Brady...