Bang It Like Beckham

The sale of an unauthorized brand of condoms named after gay icon David Beckham has skyrocketed in China, making it the best selling condom brand in the communist state.
Beckham, who's underwear ad for Emporio Armani has been plastered on enormous billboards all around the world recently, is reportedly not very happy about the "endorsement."
No word on how David's fembot/wife Victoria is taking the news, but when commenting on her husband's underwear billboards she said, "I'm proud to see his penis 25 foot tall. It's great. It's huge. It's enormous. Massive, yet eerily unsatisfying."
...according to the packaging (above), there's less lead in the condoms...apparently, EVERYTHING made in China contains lead!
blurb HERE