Lindsay Leaning Toward Lewd

Word on the street is that newly-single Lindsay Lohan is strapped for cash and unemployed, and it looks as though the 22-year-old may have finally found her forte: starring in a topless show in Las Vegas.
Lohan flew from Los Angeles to Las Vegas on Saturday on the private plane of the producer of Mel B. and Kelly Monaco's "Peepshow" to attend the grand opening of the sexy striptease production, but made the trip more importantly because she had a meeting scheduled with director and Broadway big-wig, Jerry Mitchell.
"Peepshow" is designed to have rotating leads and according to very close inside sources, Lohan is in official negotiations to take over from Monaco.
more HERE

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Scary Spicy in Vegas

MEL B made her bow in X-rated burlesque revue Peepshow last week at the Las Vegas Planet Hollywood Resort & Casino.
The former SPICE GIRL performed some raunchy moves in a series of revealing bikinis, thongs, stockings and suspenders alongside KELLY MONACO, who, like Mel, was a former contestant on Dancing With The Stars.
more w/video HERE
more pics HERE
tickets available HERE

The B Stands for Boobs

Mel B can scare your post-Christmas wobbly bits back into shape with a new exercise video called Totally Fit.
Mel promises, "For anyone with jubbily bits I'm going to tighten you up, make you laugh and enjoy your work-out, no matter what level of fitness you are."
But according to a review by bodyconfidential.com, most viewers will be laughing at her rather than with her.
"One of the first things to be noted and/or warned about in this DVD, before we get to the actual exercise, is the overwhelming presence of Mel B's breasts throughout," writes the reviewer. "They are doing a whole workout of their own almost to the point where, as a woman, you'll question: "Is this a fitness video or a bad porno?"
DVD available at the official website HERE

Spice Girl Cover-up

gratuitous grope or nip-slip interception?