The Pussy Cat Song

Vern's Puny Putter

Verne Troyer took part in a charity golf tournament. Troyer, aka Mini Me played with small golf clubs...KFed was there too...
more HERE

Rachel Bilson Lacks Style

Rachel Bilson shows off her inexplicable bad taste by wearing hideous open toe ankle boots by Martin Margiela...her toes are cute, but those shoes make a mediocre looking girl much less attractive...
more HERE

Star Trek Experience Closing

The Las Vegas Hilton's Star Trek Experience is closing on September 1, 2008 to make way for a theater. That theater will house a yet to be announced Michael Jackson show. The Hilton holds the deed to MJ's Neverland Ranch.
story is HERE
official website HERE

Tits in a Wringer...sort of...

Three white tiger cubs born last Sunday at the Safari Zoological Park in Caney, Kansas were rejected by their mother. Now they're nursing with the help of a golden retriever who recently became a first time mother but was eager to pitch in.
video is HERE

Racist Humor?

Olympic Blockade

The Chinese government confirmed Wednesday what journalists arriving at the lavishly outfitted media center in Beijing had suspected: Contrary to previous assurances by Olympic and government officials, the Internet would be censored during the upcoming games.
story is HERE

GhetToes

John Edwards Evades Reporters

About a dozen reporters and photojournalists attended a speech Edwards gave to an AARP Foundation symposium on poverty and aging in Washington. Afterward, he avoided most of the waiting reporters, at least some of whom wanted to question him about recent reports in the National Enquirer that alleged an inappropriate relationship with a former campaign videographer.
story is HERE

Big Brother 10 Update

Did anyone see the video of Ollie and April having sex on BB 10? Here's an excerpt:

2:00am bedroom Ollie and April having sex…
April: Cum on me
Ollie: You want me to?
April: Yeah
Ollie: On you?
April: Yeah
Then he handed her something so she could wipe off...then climbed back in bed.
watch video HERE

Christina Aguilera Meets Dee Snyder

more HERE

Commie Olympic Opening Ceremony Leaked

Much to the dismay of China, a Korean journalist snuck into the Bird’s Nest stadium Monday night and filmed a rehearsal of the August 8, 2008 opening ceremonies for the Beijing Olympic Games.
As background, the opening ceremonies for the Games have been a huge secret, almost equivalent to military classified information. Leakers have been threatened with seven-year jail terms. China’s most famous filmmaker, Zhang Yimou, put together the three and a half hour show.
An excerpt from the Sydney Morning Herald :
It begins with a countdown and thunderous drums. A giant traditional scroll painting unfurls, revealing a lone rhythmic gymnast.
Other highlights include the projection of larger-than-life whales on a giant screen that appears to run around the entire interior lip of the stadium roof, and dozens of airborne acrobats.
There is also spectacular use of gymnastics in which hundreds of performers synchronize to create moving tableaux. In one scene, thousands of white cubes with people underneath move up and down in waves that suggest the explosive growth of high-rise cities in China.

See it HERE...assuming China hasn't 'persuaded' LIVELEAK to censor video, like they did the cowards at GOOGLE /YOUTUBE...

Whoopi’s Whopping 50 Sexual Partners

During a discussion on The View, Barbara Walters teased her interviewee, the First Lady of France, Carla Bruni. She pointed out that Bruni "had over 30 lovers." Sherri Shepherd, who admittedly has gotten around, asked in shock, "She told her husband she had 30 lovers!?" On the other side of the table, however, Whoopi Goldberg was less surprised. She flashed the number of lovers she has had in her life — a feat that required using both of her hands and her feet. Turns out she's had "about 50." "You should do an album!" Walters said, in awe — in reference to Bruni's own song lyrics about her lovers.
more HERE

7 Must-Eat Pizzas in New York City

Check them out HERE

Exactly how...? ...Oh, nevermind...

'America's Got Talent' Rejects

Kim Kardashian’s Ass Of Many Colors

Lindsay's friend wears a naughty shirt

People complain about Sam’s shirt, but all she’s doing is wearing a shirt promoting the band The Virgins…
more HERE

Make your own Superhero

Make yours HERE

Prom Day in the Hood # 1

Billy Joel On Tour

Crack Found in Crack

Seems we missed this story back in February 2008...but (no pun intended) it's still funny...
original report HERE

Extreme Makeover Home in Foreclosure

LAKE CITY, Georgia — More than 1,800 people showed up to help ABC's "Extreme Makeover" team demolish a family's decrepit home and replace it with a sparkling, four-bedroom mini-mansion in 2005.
Three years later, the reality TV show's most ambitious project at the time has become the latest victim of the foreclosure crisis.
story is HERE

Contemptuous Karl

The House Judiciary Committee voted this morning to hold Karl Rove in contempt of congress. Big deal. The entire Bush administration has held congress in contempt for the past seven years. And there is no intent on the part of the House to actually, you know, enforce the citation.
Reuters report HERE
more HERE

The Ganja Gamble

Scoop Poop with Style

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Tastes just like...

Gordon Ramsay is in trouble again and this time it's because of the word "pussy." During last night's episode of "The F Word" in the UK, Gordon and Graham Norton talked about the energy drink Pussy.
Ramsay said, "It's got some natural energy in the Pussy…go on…taste your Pussy. Do you like the Pussy, was that good?"
According to Digital Spy, Channel 4 received tons of complaints.

...the drink is called Pussy...but it probably tastes like ass...

McCain - 1st to go Negative

By launching a series of TV ads that ridicule Senator Barack Obama and question his readiness to be president, Senator John McCain has made a strategic decision to go directly negative much earlier than usual in the presidential race.
Boston Globe article is HERE

...it smells like Karl Rove...

A Brother From Another Mother

Madonna and husband Guy Ritchie’s 2-year-old adopted son, David, became a big brother when his birth father, Yohane Banda, and his wife, Flora, welcomed a new son on July 20.
“It’s too early to say if he looks like David,” says Yohane, who wants the two brothers to meet.
“I’m confident they will,” he reveals. “It’s my duty as their father to make sure they know about each other and respect and help each other.”

Yohane hasn’t named his new son yet...but talk about milking it!
more HERE

Vibrating Mascara?

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SAD MOMENTS IN KFC HISTORY

It's Cheesus!

watch the video HERE

Happy Birthday Hilary

Keitel

Interview Nerd

Listen to the Rainn Wilson interview with NPR's Terry Gross HERE

She's there for the Penis...

Alanis Morissette recovered from her split with former fiance Ryan Reynolds (who dumped Morissette and is now engaged to Scarlett Johansson) last year by going on “lots of dates” and having “lots of sex”.
more HERE

the question is...who did they think of when they fucked her?

Cheech and Chong Reunion Tour

Cheech Marin and Tommy Chong are seizing the moment.
Thirty years after firing up the stoner comedy genre with their first feature, “Up in Smoke,” the duo are reuniting for their first comedy tour in more than 25 years.
If the box office success of the “Harold and Kumar” flicks and the anticipation for Judd Apatow’s pot-fueled romp “Pineapple Express” are any indication, pop culture would welcome a fresh dose of Cheech and Chong. And given the strong biz that top comedy tours are harvesting these days, the box office potential for such a legendary team is no pipe dream.
Plans for the Live Nation-promoted comedy tour, dubbed “Hey, What’s That Smell?,” will be unveiled Wednesday at a news conference at West Hollywood's Troubadour, where Cheech and Chong’s druggie buddy act first gained traction in the early 1970s.
From 1972-85, the pair released ten comedy albums and nine features, all of which were helmed by Chong.
Since they parted ways in the 1980s, Marin has carved out a niche as a character actor and has become a prominent Latino arts advocate. Chong’s career has been choppier, hitting a low ebb in 2003 when he was arrested and subsequently served a nine-month prison stint after pleading guilty to a charge of conspiracy to distribute drug paraphernalia through his Nice Dreams branded water-pipe business.
more HERE

Jet Packer

48-year-old New Zealander Glenn Martin spent 27 years developing the first "practical jetpack". He plans to start mass producing his device and selling it for $100,000 a pop.
Martin's jetpack, equipped with a 200-horsepower twin rotor, provides 600 pounds of thrust. For safety, it includes a ballistic parachute. He admits the device will likely give "somebody a very bad experience" at some point, but he said it's still the "safest jetpack ever built."
BBC article HERE
Today Show video HERE

Ice, Ice Baby

A chunk of ice spreading across seven square miles has broken off a Canadian ice shelf in the Arctic, scientists said Tuesday.
The sheet broke away last week from the Ward Hunt Ice Shelf off the north coast of Ellesmere Island in Canada's far north.
The sheet is the biggest piece shed by one of Canada's six ice shelves since the Ayles shelf broke loose in 2005 from the coast of Ellesmere, about 500 miles from the North Pole.
AP report HERE
more HERE

Tom Waits In Concert

Tom Waits has dubbed his summer 2008 tour "Glitter and Doom" with stops in Phoenix, El Paso, Houston, Dallas, Tulsa, St. Louis, Columbus, Knoxville, Jacksonville, Mobile, Birmingham and Atlanta.
For his Atlanta stop, recorded at the city's historic Fox Theater on July 5, Waits delivered a stunning and epic two-and-a-half-hour performance, including songs he says he's never attempted outside of the studio before.
Listen to the NPR podcast of the show HERE

Wedding Daze

The Michigan wedding of newlyweds Andy and Ania Somora came to an abrupt end last weekend after the bride and groom were tasered by local police and spent their wedding night in jail.
the story is HERE
video report HERE

...how apropos...tasered as metaphor for marriage itself...

Horse Wrestling?

You can lead a horse to water...but you'd better be strong and determined if you're gonna drown the damn thing!
--Bob Rubin

What do the Spanish do when they are not bull-fighting? They wrestle wild horses. The Rapa das bestas is an ancient festival in Galicia, Spain.
more HERE

Bumps on the Road to Fame

Something has changed about Lindsay's little sister, the Living Lohan star, Ali Lohan...no, it's not the scowl, that seems to be constant...look a little lower...that's it!
So, the question is...will Ali's 'enhancement' help her burgeoning career?
HERE is a list of celebs whose breasts have affected their careers.

The Next Google?

Cuil Inc (pronounced "cool") is offering a new search service at www.cuil.com that the company claims can index, faster and more cheaply, a far larger portion of the Web than Google, which boasts the largest online index.
Reuters report HERE

...they've got a lot of work to do...

Look!

If the model is the exhibitionist, then I am the voyeur--Richard Kern.

Richard Kern's new book, Looker is a voyeuristic collection of photographs where the viewer finds him/herself spying on unknowing scantily clad women...like...a stalkers photo album...
available HERE

Let Your Finger do the Talkin'

Meet the Dingleberrys

The Dingleberrys - a rockin' Bunny, Chicken and Gorilla, live under the Hollywood 101 freeway in a self-storage unit.
so much to know...go HERE

Big Brother's Jessie is Gay

Jessie Godderz from TV's Big Brother 10 is the bodybuilder and resident asshole of the house.

A week or so ago, a few semi-nude pictures of Jessie leaked. GaySocialite's claims that Jessie's friends leaked the pictures. They also claim that Jessie is in the closet. One of their friends said, "He isn't ready for his parents, or the public, to know that he is gay. Jessie isn't actually open with his sexuality, but he doesn't hide it too well either. We just don't talk about it."

Jerry's got a Gun

82-year-old comic legend Jerry Lewis was making his way through security at Las Vegas' McCarran International Airport when an unloaded gun was discovered in his carry-on.

LAAAAADY...

According to Entertainment Tonight, Jerry said he didn't realize he had a gun in there. For that matter Jerry didn't realize he was even in the airport... He told security that family members had used his bag. When all else fails, blame Dean Martin. Jerry was only cited for carrying a concealed weapon without a permit.

You and I, of course, would've had the shit beat out of us by TSA and been tazered by the Las Vegas PD before being turned over to the FBI for more caning...

Love stakes a Claim

Courtney Love, who is in danger of becoming a female version of that crazed egomaniacal former president of Turkmenistan who renamed all the months after himself and his family members, said:
"We all agree that 'KOOKOO BANANAS' the phrase is mine? I'm flattered other people are using it. I just wanted to establish that it's mine."
more HERE

next, she'll be contacting Bartlett's...

Johnny Depp is #1?

...so many ways to 'flip the bird'...see HERE

From Political Short Bus to 'Dancings' Short List

Gossip news site gossipsauce.com reported that former vice president Dan Quayle is being aggressively courted by ABC to compete on the next edition of "Dancing With the Stars."
more HERE

...will he be forced to do the 'mashed potato(e)'?

The KKK and Barack Obama

Daddy never loved you...

A New Brighton, Minnesota psychiatrist, Thomas Folsom, 53, admitted to having sex with a female patient and calling it therapy.
According to the charges, the patient said Folsom told her that he was doing her a favor by engaging in sex with her and that she gradually became emotionally dependent on him. She also said she was led to believe it would be difficult for her to find someone to marry if she did not engage in sex acts with Folsom.
The patient began seeing Folsom two to three times a week...the good doc stopped charging her.
the story is HERE

...c'mon...this guy must be hung like a horse...seems playing coy has it's benefits...